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Looks like David was sent home too.

Happy Birthday to me. Today is the worst.

[FILTERED TO REBEKAH'S FAMILY AND FRIENDS]

So hey, I'm Alex. I'm terrible at this kind of thing. I don't know if Rebekah told you anything about me but she was helping me...so I thought I would introduce myself. I'm kind of a newbie vampire. Yeah this isn't awkward or anything I'm not sure what happened to Rebekah, I hope she's okay.

[DAVID]

You need to be careful, there are something called Slayers going around killing vampires right now.

Snow, just in time for winter break. Huh.

[mystic falls]
So...do we worry about the crazy slayers or no?

[marcel]
Um, this might sound weird, but any chance you know how to fight? I've had some lessons, but I think I might need more with the Slayer nonsense.

[nick]
You can't let anyone know you are a vampire. Promise me. Things...are hostile right now.

Has anyone seen Rebekah lately?

[filtered to vampires]
How many of us here are there? I’ve only met one other, though she’s mentioned more.


[Alex]
Did you get taken again for another test?

While I'm very familiar with clinical manifestations of hallucination, I have to admit, I wasn't prepared for a venom induced one.

Not exactly how I wanted to spend my last day alive, either.

[REBEKAH]

I didn't know you had a sister.

Have you ever heard of someone...being born a vampire?

[DAVID]

Settling in okay?

How do you block someone on here? Asking for a friend.

I don't fully understand what's happening, but I can't be here. My people need me, and I've had enough fighting back home. That's not something I'd like to continue here.

Is this some sort of punishment? Because I questioned the existence of angels? Is that why Cami is gone?

Well, this place does seem to enjoy messing with people so I should not be surprised I am down a babysitter.

[Mikaelsons]
Cami is gone. I went to see if she wanted to take a walk with Hope and I, but all of her things are just gone.

[Alex]
Your sire is gone, child. I will still teach you how to control yourself but do keep in mind I am not against just ending your life. I will not tolerate failures.

[Stefan]
I fear my brother may start doing rash things, so do be careful. The girl he pined after has been sent home it seems. I will do my best to control Nik, but we both know he can be quite dramatic. I tell you this in confidence, Stefan, but do make sure none of your lot crosses my brother.

Also, before Cami left she had the misfortune of creating a vampire. I am teaching the girl so you shouldn't need to worry, but I thought it wise to warn you. New vampires can be so unstable after all.

Anyone else think we should come up with a universal welcome post or some beginner's guide to being stuck here? And if so, what should be included?

[Elijah]
I need you to watch Hope a few nights, dear Brother. A problem has risen up and I need to make sure our niece is safe.

[Alex]
You and I need to have a bit of a chat, love.

Okay, I know this place is like someone opened the damn cube, but I have to say this. It has been bothering me for days. How is that PSL is still a thing even in the Hellraiser dimension? Not just PSL, I literally saw pumpkin spice cat litter at the store.

Why?

What for?

The cat doesn't care if their litter box smells like a basic bitch's car freshener. And, yes, I know I've mentioned pumpkin spice before, but we've gone too far! In the words of my man Dr. Ian Malcolm; Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

This sounds insane but...anyone else seeing someone they used to know but when you get close enough they just disappear? I mean this wouldn't be the first time I've hallucinated, but I'm not on anything so...

What's all this now? I was supposed to be in a little spot called Storybrooke not here.

[CAMI]

Do you think we could schedule some time to talk? Not about community center stuff... About me.
I understand if it'd be too weird.

You know, if you want to drag a girl out of retirement and make her play your weird little reindeer games, all you have to do is ask. Maybe throw in a little "please"? I mean, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. It's not like anyone ever asks before throwing a whole new destiny my way. Still, it'd be nice of someone would just ask me first. Consent and whatnot.

Anyway, who's in charge here? Do we have a plan yet?

I swear, if my alarm clock gets knocked off the shelf and conveniently turned off again, making me late, I'll just never go to sleep.