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Would it be absolutely uncalled for to call out of work on Valentine's Day? I mean, the money's good but dealing with the PDA in a movie theater is not.

Now that I'm back to myself I really should erase all of the incriminating videos I have on some of you. There is no reason to keep them.

Brooke
I'm sorry for being weird and making you worry about me.

So, the favour? I'm booked up with Harriet when she's up for it. Even though I still don't think it counts as a favour.

Which actually brings me to... Is there anything else you'd need? Because I'm sort of hoping we could arrange a little trade off.

I need coffee.

[Filtered to LRC (inc. CJ)]

I'm awake. Obviously. And home, Harry smuggled me out of the hospital. Now under strict orders to not do anything stupid or dangerous for a few days until his blood is out of my system.

I'm sorry

What did I miss during my nap?

Okay, it has literally been too long since I saw my room mate. Has anyone still got one of those whatever locator things?

Audrey, if you're just ignoring the world, fine. But c'mon. I miss Emma too but you're starting to worry me!

[Filtered against the soulless]

Okay, so I know I'm fairly new here so I'm pretty much out of my depth, but we all know something insane is going on. My name is Kate Bishop and back home I'm known as Hawkeye, I'm an Avenger. I think it might be an idea if we compile a list of the people who have been changed in some way, and what they might be capable of in their current state.

I'll start, and edit this as we go along.

Bucky Barnes. He's become the Winter Soldier. He's one of the most skilled and ruthless assassins in the world.
Harriet Hook, pirate knife wielder.
Clint Barton, expert archer.
Murphy, skilled with mele weapons.
Angel, vampire.
Tamsin, valkyrie

Really? Have we not learned the lesson about parties and masks and what not to do here?

Can't believe I'm the one saying tone it down with the parties.

So my brother has caught me up on the general gist of this place. Vampires and werewolves and witches and anything else I could think of, apparently.

And I'm supposed to have some kind of job as well as being a forced soldier for the angels? What is a pirate to do?

[Filtered to the Lost Revenge Crew]

Harry told me that the Lost Revenge is here, once a part of Hook's fleet.

Uma, you're a Captain, I'm a Captain. But my ship isn't here and the Lost Revenge is yours, fair and square. Besides, the reasons why I became a Captain at all aren't relevant here. So you'll get no challenge from me.

Permission to come aboard, Captain?

[Filtered to Killian Jones]

I am not calling you father

I see you have an actual daughter here. From a tower. She seems sweet, I suppose. I hate sweet

If you wanted to meet to help me train with my blades, I would not be opposed to the idea.

People turned back into their former selves? What a shame. Now I need to find new entertainment. Maybe it's time to start recording the insanity that happens around here and turn it into a movie.

I am having a very weird day life.

First corrupt FBI agents trying to kill my friends and now angels kidnapping people to create an army?

Liz? Alex? I don't suppose I was lucky enough to have you guys here with me.

Michael?

The next time I come up with an awesome idea, someone stop me.

Worst Halloween since ... the last one, actually.

So, I'm guessing no one has found the door yet?

Which means unless either of you have fallen off the planet, we're going to the Halloween party. Minus the serial killers

I will accept no arguing. I'm costume ready, do I need to take you both shopping?

Someone is playing a prank on me, right?

Emma? Brooke?

Please tell me this is a joke. Please tell me Noah is in on this and that he planted all the evidence I encountered from the cash to the creepy text.

Excuse me, but ew. Kidnapping and forcing us to live like this? I was headed for the other coast, and I'm no ones solider.

Unless I'm here to make sure everyone accessories correctly. In which case, I'm going to need office hours.