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I don't think I will ever leave home without a bloody hex bag again. This is so frustrating. Now if I could just wipe out all the demons at once and be done with this madness.

HOT DAMN!

Hello, ladies and germs.

Well, this wasn't quite how I was anticipating making my triumphant return to the City of Angels.

What strange backwater planet is this?

Snow. Great. Does this one not come with a demon from hell or do I need to pay extra?

Have you seen outside?

Current situation:

Christmas might be a little under two weeks away but I'm getting a damn tree and making it look like actual humans live in my apartment. Christmas cheer doesn't sound too bad right about now. I think we need it. And booze. Lots of booze.

[Faith]
I'm ready for you to whip my ass into shape when you are.

Their stuff is everywhere. I will never go into the bathroom here again. They've taken over the bloody apartment.

There isn't enough booze in this city..

Alright, Doyle had a vision. A girl, blonde, she was attacked by a demon, but we're thinking it might be a succubus. He's seen her in the lobby a few times, so she lives in the complex, but the demon attack took place at a lake. He saw a gazebo and thought maybe it's the kind of place where people would have a wedding.

Once we have the name of the lake or park that the lake is in, we can get a team to head out. Also, someone should sit in the lobby. If Doyle's seen the girl before, we'll probably see her again.

Fun fact: my job has been getting a lot of requests to look into the disappearances.
Another fun fact: It seems a certain notorious redhead hasn't shown up for work since Wednesday and isn't returning calls. The same day someone who calls himself "Uncle Handsome" claims to have found her door open.

We've all seen enough of the murder channel to know how this plays out. The question is, was it Uncle Handsome or was it Spot?

Is there anything that any of us who haven't been taken should be doing? Is it going to happen to all of us eventually?

Living through Hugo's House of Horrors was not on my to do list. Fuck you, angels.

That wasn't fair. I had a heartbeat!

Your search parties are futile. The angels are taking people in their sleep and returning them the same way. But they're not here.

If you're wondering if you'll see them again, ask yourself this question: can this person manage to not die while navigating a scene out of a Saw movie? If the answer is yes, you'll probably see them again. If the answer is no, you probably won't.

Glad I could help.

Okay, we have a serious problem. I was like, being nice for whatever reason, and I decided hey, donuts! I know who would love these. So being the awesome guy that I am, I was going to drop them off to Claire at school and she wasn't there.

School, she wasn't at school.

SHE'S MISSING

I thought about making those missing person fliers.

Has anyone seen her?

Considering Kol Mikaelson hasn't chimed in yet, pretty sure he might be dead or missing too.

Hey, has anyone heard from or seen Betty? She was supposed to come home last night, and she's not picking up her phone

Great. What happened now?

Halloween is still stupid but 50% off of candy definitely isn't. Have you ever deep fried a Snickers? Delicious.

//Sam//

So are you just going to ignore me forever or what?

I guess it makes sense I miss home more now that Thanksgiving is approaching. The college is going on break for the week of Thanksgiving and I am oddly not excited. I think my professors thought I was joking when I requested schoolwork for the break.

Guess I need to go to the library and get more books.

[Marcel]
I'm sorry about Halloween. Lots of people seemed to have turned into their costumes, but I am sure no one else freaked out when they couldn't find their cat Jiji.

[Shane]
Are you still not talking to me?

Kidnapped again.

I really wish that I could say I was surprised.

Different time, same demons. Wish I had a scythe. I'm in need of some new weapons.