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Well, either I threw an excellent party for Chairman Meow, got black out drunk and portaled under the influence; which let's be real, wouldn't be the first time, or I've actually been kidnapped somehow.

Someone care to explain what is really going on? I don't answer to angels or anyone claiming to be related to them. It's bad for business.

There is a serious shortage of maternity clothes that are cute.

[Killian]
I wanted to say thank you for the other night.

[Josh]
Option A is we go out to dinner and dress up for no reason whatsoever.
Option B is rent a bunch of movies and eat ice cream straight out of the carton.

Thoughts? I am up to other suggestions if you still want to be my date for this Valentine's Day. I mean Option C is I just go to a baby store and make a fake registry.

bloody hell

San Francisco, eh? I suppose there are worse places I could have ended up.

Mikaelsons
We have a problem. Elijah, Rebekah. Tell me you don't remember more from home.

So, my world didn't end last night. Forever grateful. Also, my best girl left this place thanks to the sodding angels. I'll be hiring three dancers to take her place. Come by Seventh Veil today after 2PM if you'd like to give an audition.

Katherine
Has motherhood kept you busy, doll face?

Marcel
Why did you lie to me again?

Cami
I know I've been distant and I'm sorry. I didn't know you died But I can help you. I swear I can fix this.

Josh
Are you okay?

Elijah+Freya
When were you two planning on telling me that you let me die?

Anyone care to explain what the hell is going on around here?

Well, this certainly isn't Oz.

I think there was something in that tequila.

Or there was not enough tequila.

Right. I'm going to go back to sleep. And then I'm going to wake up back... where... wherever I was, or at least somewhere that's not here. In this weird dream place.

Who's up for football in the snow?

If someone doesn't tell me what the fuck this actually is I'm bringing this whole apartment complex down with everyone in it.