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If you want someone to fight in a war for you I don't think snagging them in the middle of the night is the way to go.

...More importantly, where the hell is my lamp?

Alec is at the institute locked up.

We need to do the same for Clary.

I have somewhere I need to go. I want you to go with me. Will you?

Who's up for football in the snow?

So, are we going to try out this Institute or what?

Ever seen two people fight over 20 lb turkey? It's like watching your very own death match.

Which is probably a poor choice of words.

Scott
Hey.

Clary is missing. She's not in her room and she hasn't gone to work.

I don't think Kai did anything. I think maybe she's having her own test.

Back and in surprisingly one piece.

That shit gave a whole new meaning to house of horrors.

[Izzy]

I can explain.

Please tell me one of you is with Jace. I can't reach Simon either and I highly doubt they ran off together.

You will not keep me prisoner!

Is it wrong that I want to spend all week smashing the shit out of some pumpkins?

And not like, just random pumpkins. Like, the pumpkins people leave on their front porch.

I'm a bad influence, I know.

I don't get it. Where are these demons we're supposed to be fighting? I'm starting to get real bored here. This place is already wasting my time as it is.

The Reasons Why This Place Sucks
A Manifesto by Dagny Malikov

#1. My own mother doesn't recognize me.
#2. Kenzi hasn't even talked to me since I showed up.
#3. My sister Bo isn't here.
#4. The Total Mansplain Package as presented by these dumbass angels who won't let us go.
#5. I'm stuck with roommates that I never asked for and that keep moving out like I haven't showered or something. I totally showered! Powder fresh, baby!
#6. There's still psychos and bad guys running around starting shit even though we're all stuck in this prison together and DUH wouldn't it make more sense to work together? Hi. I've seen a few of you out there. Can't wait to be killing you soon. xo
#7. Where's Dyson?
#8. Wheres' Lauren?
#9. Where's Vex and the others?
#10. I want to go home.


I want to go home.

I don't get it. How do you kidnap someone if they're already in LA?

Did something happen?