PEOPLE OF THE NETWORK! I MUST WARN YOU OF A POTENTIAL THREAT TO YOUR KIND. I WAS ATTACKED WITH A WEAPON OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN, ONE THAT HAS WROUGHT UNEXPECTED DAMAGE UPON MY PERSON. THE INJURY WAS SUCH THAT A MORTAL MIGHT WELL NOT SURVIVE IT.
EXERCISE EXTREME CAUTION IF YOU WALK AMONGST THE MIDGARDIANS WITHOUT DISGUISE OR ARMOR.