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Tweak says, "HORSES"

Jane Foster (science_fact) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2020-05-23 17:25:00

Entry tags:

- network, jane foster, nebula, pepper potts, sif, thor odinson

What they don't tell you about living in a small village and not having any money is that if there's no Bifrost and you want to leave your small village and say, go to the synagogue in Oslo you either need a car or money for a train ticket. Plus fare for the Asgardian guard that follows you around. And I have neither.

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	Private tordenguden 2020-05-24 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	I am sorry, my love. This is all my fault, and it continues to impact our lives. I do not know what else to say. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-24 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not holding it against you, Thor. I'm just saying there are complications that hadn't even occurred to me when this whole seizure order came down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private tordenguden 2020-05-24 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Ramifications, you mean. I do not think I will leave the bed today. It is warm and dark here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-24 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry I didn't mean I shouldn't have said Please don't I'll come check on you in a little while, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private tordenguden 2020-05-24 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Bring chips. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-24 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	No. I'm not your maid. If you want something to eat you can come get it yourself. Or even better, come sit and have a meal with me. Deal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private tordenguden 2020-05-24 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	But the dining room is far away and I no longer can control the Bifrost. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-24 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Then walk, Thor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private tordenguden 2020-05-24 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	I am not nearly hungry enough. I am fine. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-24 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. I'll be in the lab. I'll be back inside later. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private got_you 2020-05-24 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Tony will kill me if I buy you a car ... even though I'm sure I could find a way to do it that wouldn't be linked back. Are you doing okay? I keep meaning to check in but I barely have the time.... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-24 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah buying a car sounds like a really bad idea. We're getting to the point of the month where I'm starting to worry about the utilities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private got_you 2020-05-24 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Lots is a bad idea right now. Asgardians seem to take care of their own. I'm sure you'll be fine, Jane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-24 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	How did you manage to get Tony to do anything when he was being especially..Tony? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private got_you 2020-05-24 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Shame and heavy doses of disappointment. Which doesn't work either honestly, because it just backfires. Usually, I have to wait until he's in a position to even listen. Lingerie helps too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-24 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	I am not even remotely in a lingerie mood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private got_you 2020-05-24 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Do not discount the power of breasts and high heels..... But I don't blame you. It's a desperation tactic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-24 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	He doesn't need breasts and high heels. He needs to go off and hit something with a hammer and right now he can't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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got_you
2020-05-25 06:52 pm UTC (link)

Oh sweetie -- he may be Thor, but he's still a man.

So yes, he needs to destroy something followed by breast and high heels.

Is there a quarry? An iceberg? Aren't you guys near the ocean? There has to be a fishing ship that you can foist him off to.

Remember, we women also have one other move -- we can emotionally manipulate like nobody's business. Go meddle. Orchestrate your own destiny.

And if that all fails, I have nothing. Tony is a living soap opera, I have to rely on unfortunate means sometimes.

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	Private science_fact 2020-05-25 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	No icebergs and long distance travelling is out right now. What I would like is for him to off and do some Avenging so he can feel useful and less like he's let everyone down. Because as for the other thing, he's hardly been out of bed. But not like that. He's not in the mood. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private got_you 2020-05-26 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear. I'm sending you virtual hugs, Jane. I know how hard it is to be with someone who won't listen to reason. You got this. This too shall pass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-28 02:01 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, I appreciate it. Sif's agreed to drag him out and knock him around. We'll see what that does. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Private blueanemone 2020-05-25 05:25 pm UTC (link)
	I have never lived in a small village. Does your Asgardian home not have this syna-gog? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-25 05:33 pm UTC (link)
	No, I am literally the only Jew in town. On my one for miles, probably. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private blueanemone 2020-05-25 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Why do you need to go to this place? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-25 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	It's a place of worship and community. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private blueanemone 2020-05-25 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	Ah. It is a holy place for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-25 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Yes it is. A temple. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private blueanemone 2020-05-25 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Do you need to be there? Your gods know where you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-25 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	I can keep shabbat at home but it's also a place of community. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private blueanemone 2020-05-25 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	To be with others like yourself. Do you find that to be a comfort? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-25 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yes I do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private blueanemone 2020-05-25 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Then it is unfortunate that you cannot do so. I cannot do so, either. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-25 08:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sorry. Where are your people? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private blueanemone 2020-05-25 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know if there are any others remaining. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-25 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Then I am very sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private blueanemone 2020-05-25 09:19 pm UTC (link)
	~~Thank you, I -~~ ~~It isn't as if I've though about them very much -~~ ~~Your isolation reminded me that -~~ A being named Galactus consumed my home planet when I was very young. As far as I know, very few of us were off-world at the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private science_fact 2020-05-25 10:57 pm UTC (link)
	I'll say a Kaddish (prayer) for your home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private blueanemone 2020-05-26 01:12 am UTC (link)
	That is - Thank you. Be well, Dr. Foster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private science_fact 2020-05-26 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks. You too. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	asgardswarrior 2020-05-25 10:03 pm UTC (link)
	I have some Midgardian money, but I don't know if it's enough or the right kind. I'll bring it to you. If you can use it, it's yours. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	science_fact 2020-05-25 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think I can take it. [Private] I need to ask for a favor. Can you and maybe the Valkyrie come get Thor? Take him down to the training grounds and knock him around? He needs to feel useful and if he can't get that, then he needs to fight and fight hard and know he's not going to lose control. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

asgardswarrior
2020-05-25 10:33 pm UTC (link)

It's not a card. It's actual bills and money. But I think it's for New York and not for Oslo so it might not be useful.

Jane

I'll get Val. It'll do both of them some good.

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	science_fact 2020-05-25 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think it will help here but thanks for the offer. Sif Thank you, Lady Sif. Seriously though, don't be shy. Knock him around, make him fight. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane asgardswarrior 2020-05-26 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. If we can find enough money to go to Oslo, I would like to come with you. For safety. I know you did nothing wrong but you've been threatened by the American government. Since I'm the one who asked you to come, it's only fair that I be responsible for making sure you can practice your religion in peace. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane \| Sif science_fact 2020-05-26 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome to come if it can be managed. But if it can't be managed, it's all right. I don't have to go. It's just been a hard few weeks and I thought I might take a break around some of my own people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane \| Sif asgardswarrior 2020-05-27 04:33 am UTC (link)
	I don't know enough about your faith to say or do anything helpful. I'm sorry. If there is something I can do, beyond trying to whip Thor into shape, please do ask. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane \| Sif science_fact 2020-05-28 02:05 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, Lady Sif. It's all right if we can't get to Oslo. I'm not exactly diligent about going. It won't do any harm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Jane \| Sif asgardswarrior 2020-05-29 12:33 am UTC (link)
	If you want to go, you should be able to go. We'll see what we can do about finding something to trade or sell for Midgardian money for you to go. (Reply to this) (Parent)