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sif is asgard's warrior (asgardswarrior) wrote in avengers_net,
@ 2019-05-13 22:42:00

Entry tags:

- network, clint barton, daisy johnson, darcy lewis, drax, jane foster, sif, tony stark, wanda maximoff

Well met to all who read these words. I am Sif, formerly of Asgard, recently arrived in Midgard and making my place now among my people here. I offer greetings to those whom I know from my previous visits to Midgard, and if my aid is required in aught to assist or defend this world where I now dwell, I offer it as well.

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	cant_miss 2019-05-14 05:07 am UTC (link)
	Hey you were the one who attacked that giant robot with a spear. That was awesome. Hi. I'm Clint. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-14 04:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well met, Clint. I did not know there were Midgardian heroes or who witnessed that fight. How fare you since those days? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cant_miss 2019-05-15 03:48 am UTC (link)
	I was babysitting Thor's hammer when that fight was happening so I only saw the footage later. It was still amazing. Meanwhile I got to see a whole bunch of SHIELD suits lose their minds when the hammer suddenly flew away. (Reply to this) (Parent)

the_iron_man
2019-05-14 08:31 am UTC (link)

Hi, new Asgardian lady that I'm meeting on the internet. I'm Tony Stark, Man of Iron, or whatever it is that Thor calls me when he's talking like a Medieval Times dinner show.

I really need to take you guys to Medieval Times. You'd love it. I made my then-girlfriend sit through it once and she wanted to kill me, but I was still in school so it's not like I knew great date locations. I mean, she tried to strangle me later when I was too drunk to defend myself and I wasn't giving up dad's security codes. That was a legal snafu. Along with the whole, "Hi, you're hot, but corporate espionage isn't cool."

P.S. - Hi. Don't kill me. I'm getting married next month. Wanna invite?

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	asgardswarrior 2019-05-14 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	Well met, Man of Iron. I do not know this Medieval Times, but if your lady wife agrees I should be pleased t accept your invitation there. You honor me by offering an invitation to the wedding, as well. I hope we will meet in person sometime soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	science_fact 2019-05-14 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	Welcome back to Earth, Lady Sif. It's me. Jane Foster. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-14 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Well met, Lady Jane! I am pleased to hear from you. When circumstances permit, I will be glad to attend upon you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	notthedestroyer 2019-05-14 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	Lady Sif, welcome. I promise I'm all growed up and in control now. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-14 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	I am pleased to hear that. How should I call you now? Do you still go by Daisy or have you chosen another name? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hexx 2019-05-14 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, Sif. I'm Wanda. If you need someone to show you a few Midgardian delicacies or places to visit, I would be happy to do this. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-14 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well met, Wanda. I would be pleased to travel with you and learn more of Midgard, and I thank you for your kind offer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	thehoffs_twin 2019-05-14 09:52 pm UTC (link)
	Sup. How you doin'. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-14 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Well met, sir. I fare well, and you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	the_destroyer 2019-05-14 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Hello, Sif of Asgard. I am Drax the Destroyer. It is good to see someone who speaks plainly. I look forward to being a fellow warrior in arms with you. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-14 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	And I with you, Drax. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	snarkyintern 2019-05-14 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Hey! I remember you. I'm Darcy, the one who tased Thor back in New Mexico. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-14 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well met, Darcy. How fare you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	vihz 2019-05-15 01:11 am UTC (link)
	We have not met previously, but I welcome you, Sif. My name is Vision. Thor has spoken well of you, and it is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-15 03:02 am UTC (link)
	It is a pleasure to meet you as well, Sir Vision. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ohgodno 2019-05-15 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh another strong woman. Looooove it. I'm Dr. Christine Palmer. Great to meet you! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-16 03:09 am UTC (link)
	I am pleased to meet you, as well, Doctor. It is always a pleasure to work with other women. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	seeswithboth 2019-05-15 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	Welcome, warrior. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-16 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Thank you, sir. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hildevalkyrie 2019-05-21 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Welcome, Lady Sif. I'm Valkyrie but you can call me Val if you like. I'm very pleased to have you here to cut down on the testosterone I'm forced to endure. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	asgardswarrior 2019-05-22 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	I have heard much of you, lady, and would hear more, if you would permit me to attend on you. When I was a girl, I wanted to join your sisterhood. (Reply to this) (Parent)