Knowhere IC

Characters: Sir Integra Hellsing [Narrative]
When/Where: Romania/Friday
Rating/Warnings: Low (some mentions of violence/mentions of the previous trope plot)

( In the end it'd bore her to tears )

Are we in London? It's hideous.

Who: Integra Hellsing and Alucard (Or more apt, Dracula)
Where/When: The house, and Thursday early afternoon
Warnings: TBD but probably high for violence, mentions of violence, cursing

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[Filtered to Alucard and Integra's Friends and Allies, + Integra]

My Master requires your assistance. She is currently indisposed due to an unfortunate lapse in memory. I find myself altered in a different fashion, but one that nevertheless prevents me from fulfilling my duties to her. My Master would be grateful for your aid in jogging her memory, and in the procurement of a suitable wardrobe for her bodyguard.

Characters: Integra Hellsing (Narrative but open to Alucard)
When/Where: Sunday, near morning/Her home
Rating/Warnings: Low

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How do you mortals manage to stay up all day and not be utterly bored? This is a nightmare.

[ooc: Someone's not sleeping well with the absence of sunlight, so he's going to be cranky.]

Well, now that it seems like we're actually getting a stretch of quiet and I don't have to continually hide from aliens or fetch coffee for the people who can actually do something about it...

I've come to the conclusion that this place has absolutely no use for someone with my education and professional expertise. It seems the Law up here is a sort of loose and relative term, and one that not many people are all that fond of if what I've been able to overhear is any indication. So. That said, I thought this might be the best way to put some feelers out to the community to see what sort of things people need the most help with. Do keep in mind that, well, I'm blind. So if it involves me needing to be able to see or read anything -- Though I am really good with feelers by the way -- I'm probably not going to be your best bet.

Money's getting tight and this lawyer stuck in space needs to eat. Besides, I tried offering to be a dancer at Starlins, even told them I'd bring my own pole, but no one seemed to appreciate the joke.

I know it doesn't actually affect me in any material way if we sell crap coffee, but there's only so much I can do with this. I might head to Earth next time I've got a couple days off in a row. See what kind of supply chain I can source, remind myself what Britain looks like when it's not completely in the shitter.

who: Integra and Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate Canon)
where: Their house
when: nowish
what: Alucard checks on his Master.
warnings: Alucard being a creeper. Probably some innuendo and Alucard making suggestions of violence. Discharge of firearms into a vampire is likely.

( He fussed, stalked, and generally made a nuisance of himself. )

[While she sounds strained and in pain, there is also determination in her voice, As well as anger.]

These accursed creatures have tried my very last patience. They have dared to make mockery, and I will not see them stand for this. Alucard, here are your orders; use your guns to paint this army scarlet. Search and destroy.

[There is a pause, but it is far from uncertainty]

Release control art restriction zero; announce your return. Say the words and release your full power. To those the Hellsing Organization has worked with before, I suggest you step back. These monsters will pay the price of their affronts.

[static noises]

[Harry's voice wavers, like a radio cutting in and out]

Hi, my name is Harry Dresden, your friendly neighborhood wizard.


I need help getting down to this freaking [static cuts in] we're about to lose. We've already established my magic doesn't like technology so the passport bullshit I've heard about isn't gonna cut it, I'll blow the whole thing to smithereens.


Who flies a ship not equipped with tons of explosives?

I'm terribly bored again. I knew I should have spied on that little cat fight when I had the chance, but I was having a nice lie in.

The captives have all been rescued from the Troyjans and Ba-Bani but without a proper deterrent, it is likely they will come back and do this again. Please share your opinions on what should be done here so that Quill will listen.

[Guardians]
My suggestion is to take a battle to them they will not forget. Swift retribution will stop them from trying again and let everyone else who may be eyeing Knowhere that it is a bad idea to attack this place.

Thanks to the information provided by Rose (you are amazing, by the way!), I've come up with a plan to rescue Steve at least, and maybe find out where the others are being kept.

If you want in, come to the Observatory ASAP.

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Info from Plot Post:

JUNE 9 - [CASSANDRA SANDSMARK] comes up with a brilliant plan to rescue [STEVE ROGERS, ROSE TYLER, TIM DRAKE & ORORO MUNROE]. They have just enough passports to send three people with an extra passport to where they are being held. The only problem is they don't know exactly where [TIM DRAKE & ORORO MUNROE] are being held on Ba-Bani. They decide to rescue [STEVE ROGERS] and see if he has any additional information that will help. [ALUCARD] volunteers for the job, is given a passport plus one more for [STEVE ROGERS] and disappears. [ALUCARD] reappears in the Troyjan cell where [STEVE ROGERS] is being held and quickly hands him a passport. They both get the fuck out of there. Back on Knowhere [STEVE ROGERS] reveals where he thinks the Ba-Bani are keeping their prisoners according to what he's heard. A new mission starts to formulate to save [TIM DRAKE & ORORO MUNROE]

[Direct communication to:] Elsa Bloodstone

This should be a wonderful opportunity to see you in action Miss Bloodstone. If you'd be kind enough to inform me of your location I will be happy to combine forces. In one way, to show the Americans how it is properly done.

[Direct Communication to:] Alucard

Search and destroy. Whoever stands in my way will be eliminated without mercy.

[Open Comms]

Look. They sent us playmates. How delightful.

[rapid gunfire echoing over crazed laughter] At last, something to do!

Well, this is something. Not bright, but something.

All right. It's official. The initial charm of this place has completely worn off and I am bored. There's only so many fun nights one can spend at Starlin's and I'm ready for something new. I hear Xandar is a hot spot. Anyone have any suggestions on where to go there?

Or just have some interesting Knowhere gossip. I'm desperate. Send help.

Characters: Alucard and Integra
When/Where: A while after this
Rating/Warnings: TBD but probably mentions of violence and death

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Either this is a user manual, or someone's committed a terrible sin against literature as a whole. Will the real van Helsing please stand up?