Knowhere IC

Thank you to those who helped with the arrays.

I'm.. Not sure what else to say. Sorry maybe too.

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric, and York
What: Ed’s stuck in Clinic
When: The day after the tribble plot.
Where: The Clinic
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( For once Ed decided he’d listen. )

Who: Edward Elric & Roy Mustang (with York cameo)
What: Ed gets taken to the Medic
When: Right after the Tribble Array
Where: Through Knowhere & to the Med Bay
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( The event when Ed had connected all the arrays had been a spectacle. )

Who: Harry Dresden & Ed Elric
What: The wizard is showing the alchemist magic
Where: Harry's lab
When: Backdated to before the tribbles happened
Warnings | Status: None | Complete

( What happens if you don't believe? )

Who: The Freelancers, Roy Mustang & Edward Elric
What: Ed and Roy see the MJOLNIR armor for the first time.
When: Evening, right after this.
Where: The Observatory
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( It kept the tribbles out. It didn’t keep out the Spartans. )

Where's my brother? He's not back yet. Anyone heard from Alphonse Elric? I don't

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric and York
What: The aftermath of a long day.
When: Evening, after this.
Where: Elric & Spartan Apartment
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( This was a place he never expected to end up. Resting there against York it really wasn’t that hard to fall asleep anymore. He’d found someplace safe even among the chaos that was his ridiculous brain. York’s even breathing and the sounds of North and Al near by finally caused Ed’s exhaustion to catch up with him. )

Alright, Knowhere.

We've got something pretty big going down in about two hours. Everyone needs to use their passports and get off the head, stay off for the next eight or so hours. It's safer that way.

Anyone who stays behind when this goes down is risking sterilization. It's not a guarantee but it's a possibility. If that's not something you're worried about, feel free to stay behind and help us. But if it is, you need to leave in the next two hours. Now's a great time to visit Earth and get yourself something to eat. If you haven't used the passports before, find someone who has and they can help you.

[...]I think we've come up with something and I think it's solid. Thanks to Georgia's idea to modify the little rodents Elodin an I have a few ideas actually on how to sterilize the critters en mass once they're frozen. He's trained in medical, I'm trained in alchemy which is chemical transformation and amplification of that manipulation could en mass sterilize the creatures but I'll need help. This place is huge, I'll need every alchemist and anyone willing to learn to copy or draw the array's necessary to do it to help me scatter them through the head.

Cosmo suggested we send them to a Cold planet using some kind of technology to do it since our passports only would transport one but I'm no tech expert, so does anyone know how to build anything like that?

Once these things are frozen can anyone perform surgery on something that small? Stop them from breeding? We'll have a chance then while they're still to stop them from multiplying. Or some magical fix? I don't know much about magic...

We'll need someplace to send them too.

Delta's been crunching numbers and he's been so uptight about it he won't let me think.

We noticed food start to go missing on the 19th at around 11am, that's about 110 hours ago. The tribbles reproduce every 12 hours, with litters of up to ten. If we say it took about 100 tribbles to make that much of a dent in our food supply back on the 19th, and average each tribble having 6 babies each..

If we started with 100 tribbles on the 19th, saying each has 6 babies every 12 hours, at 110 hours.

And assuming a few have died off since then (what's the life expectancy on these things?)..

We should have about 1,007,769,600 of these things on Knowhere as of right now. By tomorrow at this time, 36,279,705,600.




We need to start killing these things. Right now.

[Edit]

Harry? Carlos? Li-Ming? James and Sirius? Am I missing any wizards?

Who: Edward Elric & Riza Hawkeye
What: Baking an apple pie.
When: Saturday Afternoon
Where: Mustang & Hawkeye’s Apartment
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( She wasn’t angry? No. Of course not. Riza Hawkeye had an incredible temperament. She had to. Look at the man she dealt with on a daily basis. )

Okay, people.

If you've got food stores somewhere, it's time to speak up. We need to put the food somewhere it's going to be safe and figure out some way to ration it. Or we need to start picking out what sauce tastes best on tribbles, because the market's entirely out of food, the mess is out of food, and the one place I had food squirrel away has been replaced by five dozen tribbles.

Who's got food? I've got hungry kids here

[Edit]

You got any, bring it to the Mess and Carlos, North or I will be there to collect it and find a safe spot for it. We'll also get it rationed and let everyone know where they can go to get their daily portions.

I just found a Coca-Cola truck, like a full eighteen wheeler, apparently stocked with Coke.



Dibs.

I got off-shift about an hour ago and headed to the mess to grab some breakfast for the troops (I'm looking at you, Ed, the bottomless pit that is Al, North, Harry, Tex and Mouse - Yes, Ed, Carlos has been cooking Earth food special just for you) and Carlos said they're crazy low on food?

I guess it was there yesterday.. but there's a lot of it missing today?

Ed, are you sleep-eating, is that why you're never hungry?

Miss Spider doing a little late-night snacking?

Are you squirreling it all away, Sam?

Maybe our favorite zombie is preparing for end-times here?

Seriously, people.. where'd the food go? I had to leave with smaller portions so there'd be enough for everyone else.

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric and North Dakota & York
What: One big.. er.. happy? family.
When: Evening, after this.
Where: Elric/Spartan Apartment
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( North and Ed needed a moment to feel one another out. )

I'm surrounded by giants who put things on stupidly high shelves.

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric and Cas
What: Ed misses his brother, so does Al.
When: During the passport linked plot.
Where: Outside the Master’s TARDIS
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( It had been a little over 48 hours since Alphonse and Edward Elric had seen one another. Apparently, it was 47 hours too long, because neither could stand to be away any longer. )

Ich mag das nicht.

This is ridiculous. I have work to do.

[Al]
[...]York says you're with Mustang?