Knowhere IC

[Filtered to Harry, Roy, Ed, Barry and Sara - All individually]

Doing okay over there?

[Filtered to Medical]

I won't be able to fill my shifts as easily for the next little while.. I'm sure Lady Sif will be fine coming to the clinic with me so I can handle things, but I'd hate to drag her there and all around for a twelve hour shift. So I may be a little scarce.. sorry about that.

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric, Harry Dresden, Tex and York.
What: Tex thinks Ed needs to face his fears.. And kill them. Harry disagrees. York is along for the ride.
When: The day after this.
Where: Ed, Al & York’s Apartment - 439
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( Harry didn’t usually snoop. Well, no, that was a lie through and through. He was a trained PI, had been practicing since his early 20s when he was licensed and then opened his own business. )

[Filtered to Ed Elric]

Did you think I wouldn't find out?

Who: Edward Elric & York.
What: Ed and Roy blow up York and Ed’s apartment, and this is the aftermath.
When: After Harry blows up a building and blames it on the innocent alchemists, Ed and Roy. Ahem. Backdated.
Where: Ed and York’s (old) Apartment - 520
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( He felt a little bad having made York’s life so complicated, probably more so than the soldier had expected. He was almost 90% sure that he hadn’t expected to adopt a teenager with suicidal ideations and a psychotic superior officer. But yet there they were. )

Who: Roy Mustang & Ed Elric
What: Roy's got a plan
Where: Ed's shared apartment
When: Today
Warnings | Status: None | Log - Complete

( He couldn’t even ponder how he’d inherited the mess that was their lives, because it had been his genius idea to bring them under his wing. Even in an alternative world he’d somehow managed to screw his life up by caring about them.  )

What kind of stuff do you use for magic?

Listen up.

I am not nice.

So whoever has that notion in their head, just know that I would kill you for a Klondike Bar.

[Filtered; Lieutenant Hawkeye]


Find Alphonse and calm him down. Please


[Filtered; Edward Elric]

What the hell is wrong with your brother?

[...]Does this place have a library?

I'm hungry.

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric and York
What: Ed gets some annoying TLC.
When: Directly after this.
Where: Ed/York/Al’s Apartment - 439
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( There were so many things Ed wanted to tell him, he didn’t know where to start. )

Who: Ed Elric & Harry Dresden
What: The wizard is saving the boy from trouble
Where: The market then to the warehouse district
When: Today
Warnings | Status: Kidnap, descriptions of gore | Log - Complete

( I swear I will come and I will find you and hold you personally accountable for their lives. Then I’ll find your boss and I’ll burn him alive while he pisses himself in fear. Do you understand me? Go tell him that. Tell him Harry Dresden’s watching. )

Space food has a weird texture.

Who: Edward & Alphonse Elric (York Cameo)
What: Two brothers meet.
When: After this.
Where: Ed’s Apartment - 520
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( The blond was in a state of silent shock when Al came at him and suddenly the floor was out from under his feet. )

I'm in space! And there's a talking dog. And if you don't think that's the most amazing thing ever, you're wrong!

Unless you take into consideration that we're also on a giant disembodied head. Because.. that's pretty amazing, too.

Mr. Cosmo told me that I should introduce myself-- I'm Alphonse Elric, of Amestris. If you don't know where that is, it's sort of hard to explain. It's on Earth and it's big and Alchemy is one of the things we're known for. That's what I do back home, I'm an Alchemist. Pretty sure I'm the first ever Alchemist in space, they're never going to believe me when I get back home and tell them where I've been. They'll probably be pretty upset that I left without saying anything, but it wasn't really my fault! I don't know that the Colonel will care that it wasn't my fault, though. When I make it home, they'll probably lock me up in a dungeon to make sure I don't vanish again, and then no one will ever visit me and I won't have anymore friends, except for Roy and Riza, who will feed me through a slot in the door and remind me daily that I shouldn't have run off, and I'll get depressed and lonely and I'll start to wither away and then even when they finally release me, I'll be so skinny and old and broken that I'll never get a girlfriend, so I'll never have a wife! That means I'll never have children and my mother will be so devastated and she'll die of a broken heart and I'll have to live with that for the rest of my wifeless, childless life!



I have to get home to my mother.

If anyone needs me, I will be sleeping for the next week.

Odd as it sounds, I actually had a lot of fun. No serious injuries to report, glad to know everyone got home safe, and looking forward to cleaning every inch of this apartment to make sure there are no dust bunnies in the corners.

You have my apologies in advance, Ed.

... Don't cross into the Nevernever here. We pissed off everything that lives on that side.


No people. Just chaos and lots of brain matter.

I'm going to sleep.

That asshole told me he wouldn't leave.

It's too quiet now. Can't anyone track them?

I'm going to Earth for a day, so leave your requests here and I'll see what I can do.

Who: Colonel Mustang, Lieutenant Hawkeye, Ed & York
What: After this
When: Late evening/early morning.
Where: The Apartments - the 500 Block
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( His clothes were a wreck, but Ed didn’t care. For once his mind was silent and focused on the task in front of him, and that was a sort of peace he hadn’t felt in months. )