Jurassic City - Network

Alright, this is getting ridiculous. There has been a hoard of zombies outside the bar for the past two days.

So, Pour Judgement is sponsoring a contest. The person who kills the most zombies will get free alcohol for the foreseeable future. You have to have a witness though.

I just heard howling and I think I'm being followed by something. I thought this would be a safer way to get help than making a call and tipping off whatever it is that I'm on to them.

This is terrible and awesome.

Let's play truth. Ask me a question. Ask anyone questions.

If I had to pick a kind of hellish torment, it would probably have been this. I barely know how to live without lying about it.

I'll be drunk until whatever this is ends.

I remember this from Storybrooke. Luckily for me, all my scandalous secrets are out to those I love. However, in the spirit of full disclosure in case it comes out later on...

My name is Jessica Drew-Barton. I'm a former Hydra agent. I didn't choose that life and I left as soon as I was able. You have something to say to me about it go ahead and say it. Do remember that I may be tinier than you but I am tougher.

You know, this reminds me of the time a hole in space-time ripped open in the middle of a PTA meeting, unleashing a horde of screaming, terrified, murderous pterodactyls on a horde of screaming, terrified, murderous parents and faculty.

That said, I'm not sure how I feel about this pocket dimension. I liked the last one. It was charming and comfortable and I had grown very used to it. But this one certainly has its interesting features. Like the looming sense of existential dread. And the looming sense of nearby dinosaurs. And the small, organic coffee shops, with their small, organic coffees and small, organic employees. And change can be a good thing. A vital thing, even. It's like President John F. Kennedy once said. "Change is the law of life. If you do not change, you are breaking the law and you will be forcibly detained and reprogrammed."

Has anyone seen a perfect, wonderful and handsome man by the name of Carlos? He is a scientist, so you likely would have seen him wandering around writing down numbers and things and muttering to himself about science. Or possibly trying to do science to a dinosaur.

It seems that even without a specific focus with my work I still manage to lose all track of time when I'm in a lab. I'm sure I'm not the only scientist who has experienced this phenomenon. So I would like to ask my fellow scientists for tips they may have to help avoid this happening all the time.

[ WILL ]

Do you maybe want to go out for dinner instead? I suddenly realised what the time was and even if I leave the lab now it will still end up being really late before we eat if we cook something.

[ DAISY ]

If you're not too busy this week we should go for coffee or something to catch up properly. I miss you.

[ WARD ] [content of message is deleted but she forgets to delete the filter]

I know you left Newton on my doorstep

I never said

Thank you for

I need someone to come with me outside the barrier tomorrow. I'm working on something and this is the last little bit that will finish it up. I will pay you in beer and owe you.

I need more halloween candy. It's all disappeared.

yeah no.

cool as dinosaurs are, we just got out of fairytale prison town like a few months ago and now we're in dinotopia? billy, is this a you thing? or just a weird fuck-you-magic thing?

dino crap smells like expected.

waaaaaaait.

billy. shit. is this some kind of thing where you zonked my brain and i made this exist because of lesbian dino porn because i really didn't actually want it to exist.

no visuals, jesus they're big up close.

So, I appreciate the lack of revenants in this place. No curse to break. No worrying about my family.

But a girl can only drink so much. So, what the fuck do people do around this place for fun?

You have got to be freaking kidding me!

So, with the tv season's opening approaching, I've come up with a new promo for Pour Judgement. On the day of your show's next episode airing, you will get free drinks at the bar. I'm calling it Jesus Christ, People Are Watching This Shit? Day.

It's a good thing that we don't really need money. I think I give away more alcohol than I get paid for.

I want to talk to her but I'm not sure it's a good idea to just say hello after the place she's just come from. Would one of you please tell her I'm here and I'm alive? I don't want to make this worse for her.

This isn't where I'm meant to be. This doesn't make any sense. I don't understand how I got here. This isn't right.

So, I doubt my post will get as many comments as the last one but I have some photos to share. Being a dead former secret agent, I never really had an instagram. I'm embracing what it would have been.

( here they are )

Well, that was terrible.

Luckily, I'm used to being on the run.

So what do people do all day if they don't have an incredibly demanding but amazing boss and then a side job that requires a cape?

There's just a lot of ... not doing things.

Which is great, because I took naps. Naps are amazing and I haven't had one since I met Cat Grant, but I am so, so well rested now and there is not a lot that happens. Which is weird for a place full of people from different worlds surrounded by dinosaurs.

That was a lot of words to ask what people do around here for not fun. Just what they do. In general.

I might be a little stir crazy.

Well that was about six shades of something I never want to fight through again.

Back to dinosaurs, huh?

I guess this is about as close to a vacation as I'm ever gonna get. How long was I out?

Now that I've almost got my head back on straight...

I'm sorry I was such a mess when I got back. A lot had happened and it was a lot of not good.

James, we should do something. I'm tired of moping. Wanna go see a movie that's not about Tony Stark's shitty life choices? Or rob a bank? Or get some burgers? I'm joking about robbing a bank. I wouldn't do that.

Hey, Mack. How's that boyfriend of yours doing?

Dinosaurs? Are you serious? Can't a guy catch a break?