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Tweak says, "42"

Tommy Shepherd || Speed (speedier) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-09-29 11:04:00

Entry tags:

grant ward (mcu), tommy shepherd / speed

yeah no.

cool as dinosaurs are, we just got out of fairytale prison town like a few months ago and now we're in dinotopia? billy, is this a you thing? or just a weird fuck-you-magic thing?

dino crap smells like expected.

waaaaaaait.

billy. shit. is this some kind of thing where you zonked my brain and i made this exist because of lesbian dino porn because i really didn't actually want it to exist.

no visuals, jesus they're big up close.

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	survives 2016-09-29 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure you don't need to worry about anything like that, kid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-09-30 05:26 am UTC (link)
	how would you know if you just got here too, dude? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-09-30 01:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~What~~ Call it an instinct. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-09-30 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	sure. still not my fault if there's really weird lesbian dino boning happen. i can't do the universe hopping thing on my own. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-09-30 01:36 pm UTC (link)
	Most of us can't. We're subject to the whims of whatever brought us here. Currently unknown. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-09-30 01:50 pm UTC (link)
	way to not help dude. so is it like the same thing that moved us last time and trapped us or a different thing? or do you literally not know anything at all? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-09-30 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	~~Last time?~~ No idea. The sarcastic assumption is magic. But there's nothing concrete either way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-09-30 01:55 pm UTC (link)
	how is that the sarcastic assumption and not just like, the default it-makes-the-most-sense version? do you not know how sarcasm works? did you leave that in fairytale land? did a dino eat it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-10-01 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be honest, kid. I have no idea what you're talking about. It's extremely amusing, but still. No clue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-02 07:46 am UTC (link)
	okay to be fair most people usually don't know what i'm talking about. but i'm getting the idea that it's because you're not the version of the dude i know. so are you grant ward and are you evil or did you get that beat out of you already here too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-10-02 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	I am Grant Ward. But you're going to have to clarify the second half of the question. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-02 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	i don't know how it worked. you were secret hydra, but sorry about it, and then people like bonded with violence or something until you were all friends. you were pretty decent after that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-10-02 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Well. Great. Good to know people are forgiving somewhere. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-02 03:50 pm UTC (link)
	yeah. i don't know how that worked. i was either not there or didn't pay attention. your show was a shitshow but you were around a long time before a lot of that crap happened i guess. people came and went a lot. it was a weird place. but 100% less dinosaurs. like 80% more princesses. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-10-02 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. So I guess that makes all the difference. Willing to forgive the poor desperate sap trying to make it all better when we're not just back home where he can get thrown to the wolves without a second thought. Princesses? Not so much royalty here that I've noticed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-02 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	i don't know. probably being around forever helped. but it was basically a lifetime ago to me. i have a short attention span. yeah, we had a lot of those. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-10-02 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	And we're not exactly the most interesting set of people anyway. Just wild animals here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

speedier
2016-10-02 04:21 pm UTC (link)

nah, you were okay. the you i knew anyway. you were sometimes funny and your girlfriend was badass. but i don't know you this you so. i mean we'll destroy you if you're evil but if not, it's cool. half of the people i know used to be evil and i'm probably evil in another universe. i'm like half there half the time now just because everyone is slow and i'm bored.

well we had wolverine for a while.

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	survives 2016-10-02 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not evil. Granted, that's up for debate with some of the people here. But I would prefer to say I'm selfish and pragmatic minded. No benefits here, no reason to do anything untoward. Slow? A wolverine would definitely count as a wild animal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-02 04:38 pm UTC (link)
	okay. well no hydra and no evil and don't try to kill anybody and cool. yeah. the world is really slow. i'm really fast. no the person kind of wolverine. well mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-10-02 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	Murder is really way more trouble than it's worth. Besides, nobody stays dead here long. And I'm not looking for yet another person to be seeking vengeance. Ahhh. One of those, then? What was the term they used on the List? Speedster? A human wolverine? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-03 11:44 am UTC (link)
	that's not like a ringing endorsement for non-evil. just saying. maybe work on more enthusiasm for not murder than "eh, not worth it". yeah. that's me. runs in the family. hah. runs. well he's got claws. but mostly they just call him wolverine. like his code name. his real name is actually larry poindexter bensen. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-10-03 11:49 am UTC (link)
	Oh, no. It's horrible and morally and ethically wrong. I would never, ever do anything like that, ever. It would sully my very soul. Better? Seems like that's how it works. I suppose there's worse legacies you could get. That's probably the worst name I've ever heard. And I had some bad ones running undercover. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-03 12:04 pm UTC (link)
	i'm moved to tears dude. lemme just wipe off all the dripping sarcasm. our family is basically the most complicated ever. my brother made charts once. yeah, he says it's something else probably, cover it up, but we all know the truth. my undercover name is going to be bob mcbobson. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2016-10-03 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	I pretended long enough. I might as well be honest now. There's not really a whole host of difference between there's nothing to gain from it, and I'm ethically opposed in a place where the gains aren't going to change. Charts plural? You needed more than one? How many generations were you plotting? I've heard worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

speedier
2016-10-03 12:19 pm UTC (link)

yeah there is? a lot of people who aren't evil but are sort of ehhhhh iffy still kill people when they have to. and even good people have done it. so the line is probably "i don't want people to die if they don't have to" or "i don't want to hurt people just to hurt them" or something. i don't know. superhero ethics, not my job. i'm not the brains, i'm the beauty.

uhhh ... technically i guess three? or four? but there's like five branches and powers and reincarnation involved.

bob mcbobson wears a suit and tie and is flunking out of law school. he really wanted to play the banjo but his dad had expectations.

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	survives 2016-10-03 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	Let's leave it at, there's no one here I want dead. So I'm only going to kill someone if they push me into a corner and give me no other choice. I miss when things actually made sense and the worst I had to worry about was being sacrificed by SHIELD for the sake of an operation's success. That's... actually not a bad legend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	speedier 2016-10-03 12:28 pm UTC (link)
	yeah all right. you just gotta go with it. there's no baseline normal anymore. you're from a tv show, so they escalate the weird by seasons to keep getting renewed. i'm from comics, so they reset the weird every few years and try new ways to make it weird. i gotta lotta free time. (Reply to this) (Parent)