I did not anticipate how badly I'd end up with a sunglasses tan in only a matter of hours.
[Loki]
I need you to conjure up some edible glitter and blacklight responsive icing. Like, I could do it, but you probably have experience with this kind of thing.
Congratulations to today's winning beach volleyball team, #TeamIron!!!
Great work out there today, especially considering that almost none of us had literally any knowledge or experience as to how the game was played.
Good game to our runner up, #TeamCap, who also definitely tried. I'm sure this will be the start of a great rivalry. And also, many new friendships.
And a very special thanks to everyone who came out to support the teams. We couldn't have done it without you! I mean, we could have, but it would have been kinda depressing.