War Is Coming Communications.

This place is awfully dull sometimes. Is it really all just ale and feeling sorry for yourselves? Where's the battle, where's the fight against the great evil.

The closest I've seen was the dear begger queen conversing with him about the wonder and mystery of dragons and things she could perhaps set on fire. Always fun to watch Targaryans prove my points for me.

I do believe that it's time for us all to have another heart-to-heart.

Your determination is admirable. It's not all that often one finds a branch of humanity quite as infested with such selfless optimism and bravery as this one.

I sympathize with all of you. I truly do.

That is why I'm going to tell you, here and now, that you should stop. Your hopeful speeches, the never-ending rounds of hakuna matata that you keep throwing at one another whenever you take a fall...

Aren't you tired? Wouldn't you rather rest? Stop fighting. Stop pretending. This war is already over and you should be spending the rest of your days enjoying what little time you have left. Go to the beach. Get some sun. Embrace your loved ones while you still can. Live your lives while they're still yours.

And, if you have the time, deliver Sam Winchester to me in a box with a pretty bow with a certain agreeable word that starts with 'y' on his lips.

I'm not asking for another dragon. But something like those baubles would be a nice way to break the tension around here.

[Filtered to Martha]

That was a good time, Jones. We should try that again some time.

Ever wonder what Game of Thrones would be like if it was set in high school? Me either, but it's funny.

http://youtu.be/DY6dvlMfntw

I don't think people appreciate the gravity of the situation here.

We're facing the end of days and there is more talk about weddings that battle plans. Movies seem more important than patrolling.

I was encouraged to find more than the battle but if we don't make it a priority thee won't be any weddings, or movies, or popcorn. None of it matters.

I can't afford to waste my time any more. None of us can.

I believe I understand how this communication device works now. Thank you Morgana for showing me.

My name is Daenerys Targaryen and I am new here.


[OOC: I forgot to state this in the OOC intro, but Dany IS puncturable. So. Have at at your own risk?]

What is this? Money, do you want money? That's how this works isn't it. You get money and the chance to brag about besting Lord Lannister when really you probably used subterfuge to get me here.

Is this another rebellion? I don't know what more you people want, you're treated well, anything else you take up with Kings Landing and hope not to burn at the pleasure of our illustrious King.

I will not be held captive.

No I am better than this. I do not need to post such things and expose myself like

I apologize for how personal this question is, and I have tried my best to refrain from asking it period but...

Have any of you ever lost a child?

Or a husband?

What is it that they say here...I need someone to talk to. But my Sun and Stars...none of you can possibly understand that. Can you?

No idea if that particular filter works, but it's worth a shot.

So, I went and got one of those amulet things the other day, like Connor said. I signed up for the camp thing or whatever. Here's a question or two that just now occurred again to me and I'm asking before I forget again in hopes that someone can answer:

1.) How do I protect the twins when they're born? I can't exactly put an amulet on each of them, can I? I mean, they're babies. Or will be.
2.) Connor said something to me about, um, the complex being safe or whatever, but...what exactly does that mean? Because, I have no one here...these babies will be it and if anything happened to my boys... I can't have that. And I don't know anything about anything. It's about time I learn.

I must admit, I have taken quite a liking to these objects called "lighters." I wish we had them in my home.

I didn't mean to and it wasn't my fault. Allana said not to google myself and I've been really good about it. Tempting, sure, but no one's jumped up and said, "OH YOU'RE SO AND SO" plus I'm surrounded by some huge names, to me anyway, so I kind of let it slide, I guess? Though really, if I think the Green Lantern's story is unbelievable, what makes mine any less?

But I'd mentioned the Johnny Depp Alice in Wonderland to Isabela and then I mentioned it again and I had the urge to watch it. I haven't seen it yet, it's not out in my time, and I like Tim Burton's stuff.

But it wasn't just the Burton version I found. There's another one. And...whoa. I don't even... I mean, I get it, but I don't...get it.

So needless to say, I'm now more tempted to google than ever. Damn. And how is that guy getting more action than me?? IT'S MY DAMNED FACE!

Supposed to be in Lawrence Kingsguarding, not though. Tyrion said first taverns.

siad sorry for wifewhore who was not a whore now there are whores. none pretty like sarcei

this drink is purple.

I was told I could find more answers on this...object.

WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS RATHER DARING ABDUCTION SHALL PAY DEARLY FOR IT. IF YOU COME FORWARD NOW AND RETURN ME TO KING’S LANDING AT ONCE, I WILL MAKE CERTAIN IT IS A SWIFT AND RELATIVELY PAINLESS DEATH, RATHER THAN THE WEEKS OF TORMENT YOU WILL ENDURE IF I HAVE TO DISCOVER YOUR INVOLVEMENT MYSELF.

- KING JOFFREY OF HOUSE BARATHEON

[[Lawrence high school really does start then. Oh yeah OCD level research]]
If anyone needs me for the next day or so I will be haunting the coffee festival that is apparently going on at the mall. Coffee festival. Where one of the things that happens is free samples. It will make a nice break from attempting to teach my dog that plants are not for stealing. She tried to uproot a geranium on our walk today and I'm pretty sure this old lady was about to murder me horribly with a trowel.

Also, high school starts this Thursday. Who else is enrolling in town? I may be more afraid of this than I was to fight the giant bugs. Not that anyone needs to know that. It's just, I watched all these movies and apparently if no one sits with you at lunch it ruins your life

Kon
What're you doing tonight?

Rose
How did things go with Michael last night after I had to "go check on my dog"?

Aunt Jaina
My parents are okay with me going hunting! As long as you promise not to let Gabriel whisk you away and leave me to a grisly murder or something. Dad is very dramatic I found some stuff that we could maybe check out? [Links to news stories about a series of deaths at a bed and breakfast a few hours away, most from people who were killed in a fall down a staircase, which witnesses describe as looking as if the person was pushed rather than tripped even though no one was around]

Someone called me a babe. I do not understand, I know I am young but I am by no means an infant.

On a scale of 1-10, I was a full on 8 on the lack of sobriety scale. Not bad for a first night out on the town.

Ladies, I thank you for the good time. Screwy seal that brought me here? Not so much.

Now, I think it's about time I get down to business. We're in the middle of a war, right? First person to guess what the most efficient thing to have on your side in the middle of a war wins a cookie.

ETA: First person to get me a cookie gets to give this a spin.

Are all celebrations in this land like the one last night?

The drunk posting..is it always like this here? I don't understand half of what they're even
it's hard enough not speaking fluent Engl
Halt deine Fresse

You killed my father.

Asides from the claims that he was mad I want to know why.