War Is Coming Communications.

Okay um...little help please? Both Clint AND my mother are now...teens and I need help with Nikolai when I go to school.

[Наталья Романова]
Вы не должны оставили Наталью. Это безопасное место.

I can't believe that Nikolai is a week old. And he's going to be a little heart throb. The times I've taken him out to the store all the ladies started cooing over him.

My little brother is being stubborn. Doesn't he know I wanna meet him?

The last time I woke up in a strange place, it certainly wasn't a cemetery. I would appreciate it if someone would please explain to me how I came to be here.

How can this be Earth? Rem said it was destroyed and that's why they had to leave on ships...

Anyone else think that Lucifer's trying to get us to turn on each other so we don't lock him back up?

[Mom]
You okay?

I miss the days when Christmas things like Mall Santas were confined until AFTER the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

On that note, Tasha? We will not be going overboard like last year with Christmas. We do not need every single solitary item that's Christmas related in our home this year.

And getting away from Christmas talk, I would like to announce in a few months Natasha and I will be having a bouncing baby boy.

You'll probably see through the others' attempts to trap you
But maybe you won't believe a kid
I have to do something to make up for every life I took

I want to talk.

Have we managed to deal with the demon in Maria Hill yet?

I'd like to help, if not.

[Mal]

Thanks. For...you know, everything. But I think it's time I look into a place of my own. I have to try moving again or else I can't stay hiding under you forever You and Claire have been great and I appreciate it, but I know I'm imposing and it really is time I stand on my own again.

[Kat]

We should talk.

Really talk.

Because frankly, I'm sick of us not talking. And I don't just mean the last few weeks.

[ETA: Filtered to 'Maria Hill']

Hey, gorgeous. Can I have a word with you?

I didn't think I'd have to do this all over again but here it is.

Possessed people, you're feeling guilty, wondering what you did wrong, how you lost your amulet, how they got to you to burn the tattoo away (yes that happened, yes we can, yes I have) You can't always stop it, the protetctions hunters use, the things we use to keep you all safe, nothings 100%. Nothing ever will be. But it makes it a whole lot less likely.

Demons aren't stupid and they go for the heart, everything we need to know, we can lift it from your mind, open book, every emotion, every little hidden secret.

Its not easy to spot a demon. Not always. Just keep that in mind.

Now there are still threats and you may still have questions. Lucky that this apocalypse has defectors from team Lucifer. There's me, and the ever approachable King of the Crossroads. I'm probably less likely to mock your questions.

Less likely...

Second thing. Witches. I need a count and I need to know what we can all do. This is getting messy fast.

['Maria Hill']

Going out with a bang has been done.

Its me and mine you want. I suggest you bring it.

[Sam]

Possibly maybe called out the demon in Maria. They're not going to stop until we send a message.

So, it looks like I'm the last little Indian...

You guys realize that, if I'm going out, I'm going out with a bang.

See you soon, kids.

You're all so dreadfully dull. Sherlock says so. Well, he was saying so, a week ago, but now he's ...well, he's not available at the moment. But that's okay. He's wrong, you're not boring. You're adorable. <3

Anyone wanna play a game?

Guess how many holes I've put in this body. Get it right, and I'll give you a clue.

Get it wrong, I add more.

I hear lots of people were sent back through the Seal.

The fun for these idiots never seems to end, does it?

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine. Maybe a little bored.

[Mom]
So I see you're back home. How's the baby?

[Added a few hours later]
C'mon and talk to me Momma. If you do maybe I'll let your boy out for a little bit. Poor guy needs a pep talk.

[Torunn]
Hey gorgeous. We should talk.

[Properly aligned Demons]
I'm getting an itch to do something destructive. Something bigger than the orphanage fire with more carnage and bodies.

Anyone else basically convinced we're amazing. Stark doesn't have a damn clue yet. And I'm about ready to leave him a little surprise in that precious little lab of his.

The baby though, we need to figure that one the hell out. The baby and Sam Winchester

Fucking god damn it. That redheaded bitch spiked ice cream with holy water! I now know how you felt with the spiked booze man. Gonna be laying low for a while cause we are not losing someone else to those exorcising fuckers.

Maria, tread carefully in case they check the wards. They don't know when I possessed the kid but I'll make sure my guy is on standby to take the wards down if they throw them back up.

I should have brought marshmallows to the blaze this morning. Coulda made s'mores. Why did I think of this now?

This fucker blessed a bottle of scotch

I might be dying

EVERYTHING HURTS

I woke up this morning...and felt the baby kick. For the first time.