War Is Coming Communications.

Sometimes I wish I had powers or something, I feel so useless here. I mean unless there is a demon I could sing to death (which would be really cool, but would do nothing for my ego at all), there isn't much I can do here.

Huh. Well, then. That was...weird.

Is it fair of me to be jealous of another me? Same face, different guy?

I'm possibly dying of boredom. Someone should help me cure it. What's there to do for fun around here? Tell me fun still exists. You know fun.

The act of. That doesn't involve this glowing machine. Think thrilling even.

I need to get back in a plane. Like soon.

Okay, so I finally broke down and watched the movie I'm from, Burlesque. And it was weird, I can't believe I'd be such an idiot. But that's not really the point here, the point here is this!

TESS (the amazing woman singing!) IS AMAZING. I mean, I knew she was amazing but wow. Wow! How did that not win an Oscar.

In other words, if anyone says Tess/Cher can't sing and or should stop, I will stab you in the eye with my stiletto!

Seriously are there any decent looking eligible bache

[Additional filtering against men]
Seriously, ladies...in all honesty, are there any decent looking eligible bachelors around here?

[Additional filtering against females under age 21]
Not that I'm being desperate because I don't need one, but I wouldn't hate a fix before I'm to huge to even consider it... Y'know what I mean? Heh...

On a scale of 1-10, I was a full on 8 on the lack of sobriety scale. Not bad for a first night out on the town.

Ladies, I thank you for the good time. Screwy seal that brought me here? Not so much.

Now, I think it's about time I get down to business. We're in the middle of a war, right? First person to guess what the most efficient thing to have on your side in the middle of a war wins a cookie.

ETA: First person to get me a cookie gets to give this a spin.

So, for one reason or another it's been delayed repeatedly over the past couple months. But I really do think another trip to New York is in order. By the end of the month, preferably. I'm getting tired of things coming up to delay it. I can only take so much of Kansas before I start going a bit stir crazy. Especially now that I can afford to get out of town for a while.

The only thing is that it can't be on the week I signed up for the camp thing.

Who wants to go with me? Out of the people I actually like, of course...

I am also open to other suggestions for where to go.

You'd think looking like a celerity would be an asset. So why can't I find a job.

Come on boys, I can't open a burlesque club without funds.

Okay yes, this is me begging a little. I need a job.

I would like to thank everyone that attended my party last night. It wouldn't have been as fun as it was without every single one of you there.

Hopefully everyone liked my surprise guest. And for those of you that didn't show up, you missed a spectacular performance by Lady Gaga herself.

And a special thanks to Ali for driving me home and Mark for filming the entire thing. Well. Almost the entire thing. I did drag him onto the stage at one point.

What the hell Hummel Kurt that really hurt. Is that how it is now, you're an alcoholic and randomly punch people?

Thanks for the welcome.

Not gonna lie. I kinda miss the abs. Being Nick Carter was way to much fun!

Hey Kurt, if that ever happens again we should start a boy band!

Of all the faces in the world.

At least I'm hot?

BOOBS! I love Boobs! Yes, they should be capitalized. They're a wonderful, brilliant, amazing thing.

And I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda hot.

But Kurt, I should warn you, I have no idea how my soprano is, so um...raincheck? I can still film and all, but I think performing might be best left to those with the proper parts in place!

GUYS GUYS. This Bizarre ER show. I don't even know. Not the one with Clooney. It's like one of those real life shows. It takes place in the UK so hey, accents I'm familiar with, that's nice. But it's totally unreal. This guy cut himself. "Manscaping". WHO DOES THAT? And some guy had to have rods drilled into his fingers so they wouldn't fall off. But it gets WORSE oh my god, they put leeches in this woman's mouth so her transplanted tongue wouldn't have to be removed!

I've got a pretty strong stomach after years at my job but...wow. Leeches!

Wait, another episode is on now, got to watch it.

Edited:

HOLY CRAP ANCHOR TO THE GROIN!

[Private to Jacen SOLO!!]

You'd told me Kitty was the one keeping the computer systems here running smoothly. You haven't seen her around lately, have you?

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THEY REBOOTED DOCTOR WHO?!?!? And a TV movie! Which I apparently could have seen, based on the date it was released, but when you don't even have electricity half the time, TV's not high on your list of worries. But I will make up for it! I will avenge you, Tom Baker!

Also, I'm going to be unavailable for a couple of days. So Ali, definitely count me in for karaoke night, just not yet is all. Anyone else care to join us?

I'll still be around on here, though. Poke me if you need me.

[Filtered to Freddie]

Roger's getting better. Slowly. The next few days will be hell. I don't know if he's going to want to see anyone just yet, but if you want to check in with him, he might appreciate it.

ooc: in the right place this time, la la la

Okay, gotta say.

Best. Date. Ever.

"Luckily, right at that moment an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof. He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun."

Oh, how I adore this movie.

Is it just me or does this place need a burlesque club?

Does anyone think they'd like dance lessons? I thought maybe I could offer them for free until Tina and Dave help me out with the studio.

[Svetlana]
Did your daughters like the cat?

I propose random silliness as part getting our minds off all the bad thats going on and part getting to know you for the newbies.

Shag, Marry, Kill.

If you don't know the game its very simple. You put your name down. People then give you three names and you choose who you'd sleep with, who you'd marry and who you'd kill.

May God have mercy on our sanity