War Is Coming Communications.

So now that he's dead, can we focus on the greater threat?

How does one find and stop death itself

[Joffery]

Might we speak?

[Isabela]

...I'm considering informing him. Joffery I mean? This might end well, this might end with threats to your life, hard to tell with the boy sometimes. But he has been doing better hasn't he?

i am lost and i do not understand how this happened and everything is wrong and my kingdom is gone

my husband is gone too and this land is strange

please

i only ask to be returned

i am queen and will give you whatever it is you want if you would only let me go home

i was being nice i thought you all liked me i thought it was going to be i tried to

I'm thinking a party is in order. A big stupid ridiculous party of no brain usage fun.

am i dyng?

Miss Hardy told me people have been asking what the plan is in regards this training building. Well it has been acquired, all we need now is to decide what we need in it and get to work. I assume we can hire people and do the supernatural parts ourselves. I have money enough.

[Cersei]

How are you my love, you've been quiet? And I feel guilty even though I...

[Joffery]

You'll be taking some of the training on offer. For this fight you will need to be strong. Your mother is here after all

The renovations on my palace have reached a stage of near-completion, and since we seem to have quite a larger number of 'teens' in this city at the moment, it seems this would be a rather good time for a party.

The address is [address!]. It will begin tomorrow night at nightfall. There will be music (I have acquired a servant known as a 'DJ' who tells me he has the 'hottest beats dog' though I don't really know what beating dogs has to do with who will be operating the musical devices), various beverages, and a banquet prepared by my servants.

If anyone is 'grounded' and would like to come, I'm sure there are various 'teleporters' around who may be willing to help - does anyone volunteer to do so? If you need to give your guardians information about the event you may tell them it is 'chaperoned', if you wish - I have my guards standing by in case something should go wrong.

If you wish to invite someone that might not be on this filter, use caution. I do not expect this party to be 'crashed' by anyone looking to cause trouble, or attempting to ruin it. This is meant to be a fun evening, and I will be VERY displeased if anything goes wrong.

gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

;/9

[OOC; while Cersei has managed to be directed towards a computer, she doesn't know how to use it. She's a quick learner though!]

I'm not like F Robert, or A
I did nothing wrong and you have no right to be upset with me.
Mother said when I was King, I cou
What is the point of being King if I can't do what I want to do?

I have had keys for the main areas of the palace made for you. They will not open everything, just because you are my f my protector does not mean I do not want some privac but the majority of the rooms will be available to you, should you require entry. If you would like a living space, I will have one set aside for you.

Okay so I'm not one to talk about abstinence and the law, but who the hell is selling drugs to kids.

Cause that's how it starts, y'know, three or four years and they're me, and I'm only 20. Just something to bear in mind. He might be hilarious right now but he's also a kid

Or does the devil and the apocalypse make that shit okay?

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goodd
bye
everyon

i wil retrunr
after i hav had many adventurs

[Filtered to Ava]
So what's the verdict, Captain Skepticism?


[Filtered to King Prepubescent and the 16-year-old girl who took the rejection better than he did]
...all right, here's the deal. This is a one time deal...but I'm still in a rut and I still gotta get rid of some stuff. So, I'm breaking my rule. That said...if I think you're gonna blab...I will handle it. I don't like to do it, but I can. Please don't make me.

I have purchased a building in town, and am having it renovated to meet my standards. Evidently it is impossible to find an existing, suitable palace in Lawrence, no matter what kind of funds are at one's disposal.

Once my new palace is complete I will be having quite a celebratory feast. I will inform everyone of the date when it is closer to completion.

If anyone is skilled in cooking, I can now afford to hire them to create the meal. Other servants will be needed for other things, also. I do pay well, but you are expected to be excellent or you will be ki thrown in the dunge flogged? beaten? terminated from service with no pay. I do not offer second chances.

Currently I require someone to make my apartment 'festive', and someone to clean my clothes.

[Jaime]

I have hired a servant. She is called 'Candy'.

I instructed her to prepare me dinner, but she keeps taking off her clothes.

so the kingslayer is not lying about this complex or the strange stuff

what is this thing again and why do people talk this way

and why do we not speak through ravens

this is strange

WHAT WAS THE MEANING OF THAT?? I DID NOT ENJOY THAT AT ALL. IF I FIND OUT SOMEONE HERE WAS RESPONSIBLE, I WILL HAVE YOU BEATEN AND EXECUTED IMMEDIATELY.





OH, AND IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WISH TO TELL ME, "UNCLE" JAIME?!

You know eventually my brother is going to run out of whores, its not that large a city.

Give him another way to occupy his mind, Please?

[Snow]

So tell me bastard, how are you settling in to this brave new world.

[Joffery]

How are you finding things?

It does not do for a king to be without his wealth... I require money, and quickly. Tell me, how can I make that happen in this place, preferably without lowering myself to common standards?

[Filtered against evil and stuff]
And I had such hopes for this place. Some things, it seems, never change


[Jaime]
King Joffrey?

It appears I was wrong, brother. There are some things all the wine and whores in the world cannot fix.


[Jon Snow]
How are you finding Lawrence, bastard?