War Is Coming Communications.

When the hell did it become the end of freaking May? That makes it less than two weeks until I sit the LSAT. It seemed so far away when I registered.

[Filtered to Belle]

Still. You and me, this weekend. We deserve some fun, and you need to take your mind off things. You in?

[Lindsey & Lilah included, even though...L.A. lol]

Say you've got someone messing with you head, tampering with your thoughts, making you have the worst nightmares known to man. Is there anything you lot know of that can prevent them from getting in?

And for inquiring minds, no, this isn't about me.

[Pip]
Dreams and head-tampering. Got potions to prevent that, love?

So, lemme get this straight. Lucifer, Apocalypse, trapped, some kind of sentient seal thing over Lucifer's cage in hell decided I was useful to the fight and pulled me out of LA to do it.

Not the strangest thing I've ever heard, which is probably kind of depressing. But then my world has demonic overlords and Hellmouths so...

That said for as long as I'm here, might as well make myself useful. Anything for a lawyer to do round here.Names Lindsey McDonald and believe me, I have the experience.  I don't have any papers or anything obviously but people here can vouch for my credentials. Not y'know, pleasantly, or anything, but they can

[Lilah]

You keeping out of trouble?

[Wes]
I have some vacation time coming up. Go away with me.

Right so it's bad enough that I totally just lost my favorite pair of boots, and missed an audition this morning thanks to some rotten egg smelling demon mess, but now, I seem to have lost my apartment.  My wonderful rent controlled apartment.  Which, has some awesome features by the way, not the least of which is my very own ghost bed!  So while I appreciate the kidnapping and impending sacrifice and or demon spawning going on here, someone needs to just point me the way home. 

Also, replace my jacket which totally got destroyed on the way here.

....'the hell?

Lorne? ...Eurotrash is this some kind of trick?

I do believe that it's time for us all to have another heart-to-heart.

Your determination is admirable. It's not all that often one finds a branch of humanity quite as infested with such selfless optimism and bravery as this one.

I sympathize with all of you. I truly do.

That is why I'm going to tell you, here and now, that you should stop. Your hopeful speeches, the never-ending rounds of hakuna matata that you keep throwing at one another whenever you take a fall...

Aren't you tired? Wouldn't you rather rest? Stop fighting. Stop pretending. This war is already over and you should be spending the rest of your days enjoying what little time you have left. Go to the beach. Get some sun. Embrace your loved ones while you still can. Live your lives while they're still yours.

And, if you have the time, deliver Sam Winchester to me in a box with a pretty bow with a certain agreeable word that starts with 'y' on his lips.

Illness running rampant through this place, but you don’t trust those who say they can help.

Others cry out for help but not too many of you seek to offer them any guidance.

It’s quite a lot of fun to watch the misery that wafts through this place, slowly overtaking each and every one of you.

How are your dreams these days?

I'm a fan of this bauble idea.

[Wes]
And I may be growing a little sentimental.

>>Are you doing alright?
>>Things are insane out here. You should stay inside.

I know I'm not everyone's top choice, but this recent rash of attacks I've heard about, it's Moriarty's men, right? I worked with him, they don't know about the new leaf.... I may be able to get something out of them that none of you could because I'm sure they still assume I'm on Team Psychopath. If you let me in on what I need to know, then I can try to get what you need from them.

*[Hatter, Merlin, Regina, Gaia, Lilah, Jacen, Loki]

There's a vampire here from my world, Elijah. He's an Original. Not someone I'd prefer to deal with. He knows I'm here, but I'd prefer it if he couldn't find me. I know some of you are skilled at these sorts of things, if there's some way I could enlist that sort of help from one of you...

[Team Mystic Falls--all of them, minus Elijah]
Am I the only exceptionally uneasy one over Elijah being here? Because I'm very not okay with it. The seal likes to play games. I keep thinking Klaus is next.

So, children, how is the whole 'Stopping the Apocalypse' plan going? Sorted yet? No? What are you crazy kids doing up here?

RUBY. I'm bored. Did you get all domesticated, or did I imagine that with the scotch I was drinking in Somalia? (FYI, people, you probably don't want to go there, there's going to be a little tiny shift in power there, oh, let's say... next week?)

Sometimes this place is far more complicated than I'd like.

[Storybrooke - Emma, Snow, Henry, Ruby, Graham, August]

We're going to go. Its just easier on everyone apparently.

I'm still hoping to visit if no one objects but you have to realise he means a lot to me. Whatever you think, he's not here to be your enemy.

[Gold]

We're going to need to find somewhere to live I think.

I'm not sure that Emma's happy for you us to stay here.

I don't mind though, as long as you're here I'm safe.

I want to remember what happiness feels like....

[Jacen]
You're friends with John Watson, right?

[Regina Mills]
Lilah Morgan, attorney at law.

I don't think you're aware of it, considering they filtered against you, but they're currently trying to figure out your living situation.

I live in a very nice building full of very nice apartments. I can put in a good word with the super and pay for your first month and security deposit, if you're interested.

[Katherine]
It's been a while. How are you doing?

[Wes]
You, me, my bed, tonight.

Thank you to everyone who dealt with me last night. Sorry that I was such a mess.

...Did I really lose a fight with a cat or something? I remember a giant angry whirling ball of fur attacking me.

Sending this to you because I figure Wes is probably still out cold. How's he holding up?

Filtered to Tom, Andrew, Dawn, Wesley, Dick, and whoever else was out drinking last night
I need to stop giving these out every time we all get drunk, makes me fucking run out too fast
If you need one, and you probably will after how fucking hammered we all got last night, Epiphany makes some fucking top notch hangover potions. I have a couple on hand at my place, if you want to pay me back.

[Wesley]
You get one for free if you're even fucking conscious to fucking read this

if that bloody fuckin seal took you to i'll burn things.

Boo hoo. The world shakes about and no one can stand it.