War Is Coming Communications.

Ugh dating vampires is SO 2014! I mean, who do I think I am, Bella Swan?? Ew, no thank you!

Instead, think I'll set my sights on this guy!

( Mrrrow! )

I did it. I made my wish. I'm not a vampire any more...and I have my magic back.

You know, when I wished for memories of my kids and my future, this wasn't quite what I had in mind. As much as I appreciate being definitely old enough to legally drink in Kansas now, aging 8 years in the space of a minute is an experience I certainly wouldn't have actually wished for.

Note to self: next time this happens BE MORE SPECIFIC.

Urgh.

My cousins are gone.

Mum? I don't suppose you'd be interested in moving into this house, would you?

I have just gotten what may be the biggest gig of my career so far. In Kansas City, opening for this band in an actual theatre, not just a bar like my other shows. A proper venue with a proper stage and actually performing my own music.

So can we smite the evil witches or whatever so I can focus my attention on music rather than magic?

This isn't right.

Merlin's beard, I thought this place was a dream. Seems I was wrong. Which is quite rare, really. So what will be my period here this time, another two years I didn't mind so much before as I wasn't doing much but now I have a lot of great goals to work for and But I'm back. Anyone doesn't know me, I'm Scor. Hi.

So. Anybody that I know still here? Lydia, Hugo? Regina? Lilu? Or hey, maybe more from home are here too. Maybe my father is here again. Or my mum. Anyway, something I wanted to tell you all back home but it's probably too soon. But oh well, we're here now. Are we? I hope I'm not the only one from our world here again. But in case you are.. here goes. Remember when I said before I wasn't sure what my career path may be? I think I got an idea or two about it now, though. Well.. actually more than just an idea. But I think you'll like it. Might wonder if I'm thinking clearly to go after this particular job but I'm sticking to it til I learn there's no way that I'd

People of Lawrence.  It has come to my attention that we have a large amount of very attractive males in this town.  And, they are not being objectified enough.

I propose that we create a Hunks of Lawrence calendar.

But, how shall we choose which 12 hotties to put on the calendar?  I hear you ask.

Well, get your menfolk to strip off, take a pic and send it in.  And, I and my panel of judges will choose the top 12 sexy men in Lawrence.

P.S. Applications to be on the panel are also being taken.  JSYK.

ETA:

Panel:

1. Tamsin
2. Felicia
3. Clara
4. Kenzi
5. Caroline
6. Alison
7. Ginger
8. Rose
9. Kol
10. Lilu

[Filtered to Everyone who lives in the Lost Girl House, and Vex who lives on our couch]

Boys. I need you all to get your kit off.

I have reasons.

So. Um.

There's sort of some stuff I should tell you. If you think you're up to hearing it all yet.

Right.  My dog's just had puppies.  There's five of the wriggly little fur balls that need new homes.

Anyone interested?


And no, this is not a test.  Or a game.

Don't get me wrong, I'm seriously loving the class of this graveyard arrival and I really admire your originality and I would love to shake hands with you and congratulate you on it, but . . .

No. Not really.

Could we have at least done this in Gotham? The atmosphere there is much more fitting for cryptic kidnappings, don't you think?

Could really have done without the Portkey to a graveyard. Rather bad memori

Right. Draco and I could use a little help.

This explanation better be thorough and good.

Okay, I have a question. And I'm going to try to keep this as neutral as possible. But I really do want to know what makes the difference in the cases of blatantly obvious double standards you see around here. What makes the hatred of one person over another any better or more accepted somehow? Why can people feel justified in hating one specific individual, but if anything is pushed against another, people are jumping at them for it? It doesn't make sense.

I was going to try and keep it generalized, but it's not working out. So I'll be specific. And, again, try to be neutral, here. But look at it with the various little dramas that are happening now. People are all levels of mad at Ward for his actions on Loki, they're hounding him for it, making him out to be the bad guy. Even though he has legitimate reasons to hate Loki, everyone cries that this Loki hasn't done those things yet, so how dare Ward hold it against him? Except those things have happened for Ward, so how is that even a little fair? To be honest, the only people I don't have issue with taking such offense here in this situation is the family. Because reasons don't mean shit when family comes into play and I know that better than anyone. So yeah, family types, don't go jumping down my throat for this one, yeah?

Meanwhile, Davina is completely justified in her vilification of my brothers for future actions they've committed against her and, more especially in Klaus' case, people don't tell her she's wrong for feeling the way she does at all. They don't tell her she should calm down or try to hound her over threats she's made toward him. Admittedly it was when she first showed up and, far as I know, she hasn't made any active threats since then, but I don't doubt the ones she made day 1 still hold true in her heart today.

So can you lot just explain this? Explain to me why there is such a difference. Why are these situations practically reversed images of each others? Ward has his reasons for what he did, but is barked at and vilified for it despite those reasons, while the little witch Davina can sit around hating on Nik and not be chastised for it. Is it that Loki's been here longer, done more good overall that makes the difference? Is it just that Davina is the sweet, innocent victim? I just really don't get it.

[Filtered to Grantaire]

How are you? Are you okay? Enjolras says you're not feeling well and...well, I get why. Was just wondering.

[Friends Filter]

We're all going to Caroline's party. I require fun. Like, desperately need it.

I do mean all. Even you, antisocial boyfriend.

I know that magic isn't the same everywhere, but I figure that someone might have some advice anyway.

I'm having a control issue with my magic sometimes
I use a type of magic
Sometimes, here lately, I set fires in my sleep

Control is something that I'm realizing I don't always manage. I've gotten better at it, but I've also managed to catch blankets on fire in my sleep a couple of times. So, if anyone has any tips about control I'd definitely appreciate it.

( Filter to The Mikaelsons (Minus Henrik) )

( Filter to Caroline )

I guess the smart thing to do at this point would be to introduce myself. Hi, I'm Tris and this is really, really weird. Can someone tell me where I am? And, you know, what year it is? That'd be super helpful.