So, few things,
You're all so loud Should have paid attention to
1. Earthquake. What happened? Cause they don't just come out of nowhere in December in Kansas, and there was no prior warning, and since this world kinda runs on douchey omens. I would like an answer.
2. The baubles can do a lot. They really can. They can change your whole life. But sometimes they won't. Sometimes even if you wish and wish some things I guess it feels are unfeasible. The babies thing, hell, it could just be as simple as wanting another generation. I don't know. But I guess Im just saying, it can't do everything. But it can do a lot of good. Or you can be my super special brother in law one year and jokingly ask it for a sandwich. ...By all accounts it was a pretty good sandwich.
3. Spike, I know your wish was probably practical and useful and all, but next year you know you COULD just wish for Passions to be shown in this world, right?
This has been your helpful Demon Christmas message 2014. Emily's actually old enough to be ridiculously over excited by it now so I guess I caught the bug too