War Is Coming Communications.

[Ruby Winchester]

>> Um...remember how you guys said if I needed anything, to let you know?
>> I could kind of use a Lamaze buddy. I found a childbirth class around here, at Lawrence Memorial Hospital, starting October 1. Can you or Sam come with me so I'm not the only one there alone?
>> You can even take turns if neither of you wants the full time gig.
>> But, I'll totally understand if you guys say no. I won't be mad or anything.

[Trish Wellington]

>> I'd never, ever ask for this normally, but...is there a way I can get an advance on my check, and if so, who do I talk to at the office? I'm running low on funds, but I really want to register for this childbirth class that starts the first of next month before they run out of open spots.

[Filtered to people who know they're "fictional"]

So...I've been Youtube-ing and now...reading. I'm apparently not real here. I'm also apparently played by Kate Hudson which is a whole other load of I'm-not-even-going-there-right-now. That said...those of you that are "fictional" as well...how many of you have seen/read/heard your future? And, um...would it be advisable for me to finish this book or throw it away...?

[Filtered to Trish]

Do you like reading...? I could use a favor...

>> Nobody told me to stay away from Youtube... :'(

» Hey girl, Sam said it's cool.
» I'll keep you posted on when. Are you ready to talk? I'm home; I can meet you somewhere.

Oh God, why didn't someone tell me Bobby looked exactly like
Fuck he is hanging from the tree again
I can't do this I can't do this I can't do this
Oh God oh God oh God

Looks like I got the flu. Coming home from camp early.

[Filtered to Darcy Rhone]

So remember that story I told you? About what happened before I arrived here.

Bobby, looks exactly like Sheriff Mills. Like how we look exactly alike. And they talk the same too and

It's bad enough that everytime I close my eyes I see him. The last time I saw Sheriff Mills he was dead, hanging from a tree and his eyes, his eyes were

I can't do this.

[ooc: Backdated to a few days ago I guess? Also anyone who is at camp with Trish is free to have witnessed her have a freak out upon seeing Bobby, there would like be some screaming and crying and throwing up. It's the flu, it really is. Makes people crazy you know. She is also way to upset to filter.]

I want pickles so bad right now, it's like not even funny. Not just any pickles, either. The crunch, deli-style garlic dill ones...those big gigantic still-cucumber-sized ones, cut into spears. Just saying.

Also, raspberry cheesecake.

I'm not used to I hate being poor. Cannot wait until I get started on this job so I can feed these stupid cravings rather than whining about them.

Just a quick question.

Is it even possible for Bobby to go more than half an hour without insulting our intelligence levels? I mean, honestly. I know we're new to this, but simply being new and making our best attempt to pick up the material does not make us idiots. Not me, at least.

Also, has anyone ever bothered telling him to not talk to everyone that way? Because I have a feeling it's only going to be a matter of time before I end up giving him a piece of my own min

Yes, I now keep a spray bottle next to my bed.

Yes, it is full of holy water.

Yes, it is labeled Demon-B-Gone because I was bored on the trip home.

Don't judge me!

So...I'm running low on cash and I'm kinda not in the best place to be doing a lot of work on my feet. I don't suppose anyone knows a good PR firm around here looking for desk help, party event planning, and appointment setting? I can't exactly go hungry even though normally I'd be totally okay with that for a little while.

So I just watched this show, where a woman survived being shot by an AK47 by her breast implants. Point blank range too.

I'm kinda tempted to look into those now.

[ooc: Said story is true, I saw it on TV last night. lol. William Shatner's Weird or What ftw!]

I know none of you care or have reason to hide the truth from Joffery if you know it. If not just ignore this

But he is young, and there is no reason that he should hear of it. Cersei would... I'd appreciate a little discretion.

On a scale of 1-10, I was a full on 8 on the lack of sobriety scale. Not bad for a first night out on the town.

Ladies, I thank you for the good time. Screwy seal that brought me here? Not so much.

Now, I think it's about time I get down to business. We're in the middle of a war, right? First person to guess what the most efficient thing to have on your side in the middle of a war wins a cookie.

ETA: First person to get me a cookie gets to give this a spin.

So. Day one of Magic 101? Not as much fun as I expected it to be. I mean, okay, it was pretty interesting at times and stuff, but it was a lot of listening and not enough making shit float or setting it on fire.

But the ice cream I supplied was good.

Whoa, okay...I don't know how I got here...but this is not where I belong.

My name is Darcy Rhone. I live in London, England. I don't know where this is, but I need to go home, so...anybody know how long it's safe to fly when you're four months along?

Um, also, for whoever kidnapped me and brought me here: my family and friends will be missing me well, Ethan will, anyway and when they find out where I am and who brought me here, that person or people will be very, very sorry. Also, my ex- best friend & ex-fiance are both lawyers and will smack down on you like the financial hand of God with a lawsuit that'll make your head spin, so whoever you are...take me home. Now. Please, I don't want to have my babies here without Ethan...

Okay, two things:

(1) How drunk was I last night? No, wait. Better question. How drunk am I right now?
(2) Lawrence, Kansas. Not exactly the place for a guy like me, if you know what I'm saying. Seriously, I've been at political parties more exciting than this city.

Okay, okay. I lied. There's another thing:

(3) This is the worst abduction plot I've ever been unfortunate enough to take part in. If you're gonna kidnap the CEO of Stark Industries, at least have the common sense to keep him from wandering off and getting onto a public message board. Or, better yet, don't leave him in his Audi, forget to take the case with what you wanted from him in the first place, and then let him wander off. Just a suggestion.

And one more:

(4) What did you do with the supermodel? The...Victoria. Vicky. Valerie?

So we've got some new students helping out at the Spence. It's kind of like having minions, only these ones have no idea how to make a proper cup of coffee.

It's sad really.

On August 14th (that'd be the Sunday after next), Camp Bobby is officially going to be open for business. As a reminder, this is a week long Hunting 101 Guide designed to help those of you who are interested in learning more about the supernatural aspects of this world (though it's mostly, for the time being, centered on demons and spirits -- like ghosts, for example). Room and board will be provided to each new group, so long as each group chips in to help provide food for the week, as Bobby's only got but so much he can give and, according to him, "it ain't nowhere near enough, so you idjits had better find a way to feed yourselves."

Similar to the last time we ran this training event, you have to be at least eighteen or older to participate. I know it sucks for those of you who are younger and want to get your hands dirty with experience, but none of us are comfortable teaching minors at this point, due to both personal preference and past experience, so you're just gonna have to hang tight and wait until you're eighteen before being involved with this one.

Because a lot happened between the last time I posted about this -- which I want to apologize for again, I really intended to get the ball rolling on this a lot sooner I just couldn't -- I'm gonna ask that, if you're interested, that you post your name here. I'll write up a list in the order of those of you who commented to be fair, splitting everyone up into groups set for each week of training. In addition to your name, I'm gonna need info on whether or not you've got the means to get to South Dakota on your own. If you don't have transportation, I'll find you some, but I need to know ahead of time.

If any of you have experience with the supernatural or combat training and want to help out a little at camp with your own courses, let me know. We're all for giving everyone who's headed to South Dakota the opportunity to learn whatever they can.

THE LIST

GROUP ONE
1. Jaime Lannister
2. Jack Landors
3. Dawn Summers
4. Tess Mercer
5. Victor Stone

GROUP TWO
1. Rose Tyler
2. The Tenth Doctor
3. Connor Temple
4. Mel Halliwell
5. River Song

GROUP THREE
1. Trish Wellington
2. Juliet O' Hara
3. Kurt Hummel
4. Anakin Solo
5. Clark Kent

GROUP FOUR
1. Alice Longbottom
2. Neville Longbottom
3. Isabela
4. John Jones
5. Epiphany Greaves

GROUP FIVE
1. Princess Leia
2. Jessica Drew

(Dean)
You don't have to jump into this right away, if you don't want to.

God, I am such an idiot

Just so everyone knows I'm putting in extra shifts at the Spence because I don't want to be at the complex right now, so if you don't see me around or hear from me for a bit that's why.

Not really working though
Trying out spells
Spells, hah, if Chloe was here she'd never let me hear the end of that one

Also, ladies. There is a special on Krav Maga classes. Anyone want to join me?

The Power Rangers were on tv today. Morphinominal..did all the other rangers before me all talk like that? It's kinda weird watching the ones who started it all. I'm really glad they didn't make us say morphinominal.

I dyed my hair. I dyed my hair! I can't believe I'm blonde! I should not be this happy, it's just hair!

So how is everyone?

I'M BLONDE

By the way Kurt, I heard you have a party coming up. If you want any pieces of art from the museum please let me know. I'd be more than happy to sign the papers to make it work.

Also I forgot how annoying art students can be! I really hope I wasn't like that when I was in school.