War Is Coming Communications.

GUYS GUYS. This Bizarre ER show. I don't even know. Not the one with Clooney. It's like one of those real life shows. It takes place in the UK so hey, accents I'm familiar with, that's nice. But it's totally unreal. This guy cut himself. "Manscaping". WHO DOES THAT? And some guy had to have rods drilled into his fingers so they wouldn't fall off. But it gets WORSE oh my god, they put leeches in this woman's mouth so her transplanted tongue wouldn't have to be removed!

I've got a pretty strong stomach after years at my job but...wow. Leeches!

Wait, another episode is on now, got to watch it.

Edited:

HOLY CRAP ANCHOR TO THE GROIN!

[Private to Jacen SOLO!!]

You'd told me Kitty was the one keeping the computer systems here running smoothly. You haven't seen her around lately, have you?

The drunk posting..is it always like this here? I don't understand half of what they're even
it's hard enough not speaking fluent Engl
Halt deine Fresse

I'm actually tempted to buy a piece of art.

Not that I feel bad. I would have given it back eventually but one of the pieces I stole was really nice and I'm outrageously wealthy thanks to BaubleDay.

Would people judge me?

This form of communication is interesting. I thank you for your help Ser Solo.

Where can you find currency around here? Do you even have Rupees at all?

I've found myself owing a little bit at what's apparently a ceramics shop...

I propose random silliness as part getting our minds off all the bad thats going on and part getting to know you for the newbies.

Shag, Marry, Kill.

If you don't know the game its very simple. You put your name down. People then give you three names and you choose who you'd sleep with, who you'd marry and who you'd kill.

May God have mercy on our sanity

So...

I think I know where he...where um...

What was I...

Right Famine... There's a cafe at [address] and he should be there. We need to get this done. I just need another hour so...you guys prepare and work out who's going and let me know and I'll meet you there. See Gabriel I can do helpful. Better than running off with your Jedi

Now there'll be demons. Probably a lot. Not to mention he'll find what you crave and it'll get to you. Even if he hasn't hit you with anything so far, he will. He can. He's a Horseman...No one is above that.

...Yeah so...planning. Should happen.

...I totally just went to Belgium for chocolate. ...make it two hours

...three

Who's the ruler of this kingdom? I understand there's a war going on, but I'd still like to know - and maybe talk to - whoever's ruling!

I hope I'm doing this right.
What is this place?
It can't be in Hyrule I would've seen-

Also, what is this device?

And what are those fast-moving creatures outside? With the wheels? Are they dangerous? I wish Navi were here to tell me their weakness...