War Is Coming Communications.

Okay, I think I talked to Lydia about this--at least I'm 90% sure it was her.

ANYWAY, who's up for karaoke this weekend?

Hi, everyone.

It's...been a while. Four months? I don't
Yeah, it's been about fo
I missed th

I guess me and the Cage didn't mesh so well.

Hard to wish from inside a panic room.

Already used a wish on avoiding demonic traps but that's still a bigass iron door.

[Sam]

I could wish for it, your soul. I could wish for it to be whole. Or you could wish for it to be whole.

Come on Sam. Its been a long time now.

[Crowley]

What if I wished it whole and returned.

Could that work?

Let me out

[Dean and Bobby]
What's the plan? Is there even a plan?

[Ruby]
What do you need me to do?

The baby is officially weaned, I repeat, the baby is officially weaned. I am celebrating this fact with shots. Many shots. Okay, maybe not too many as it's been freaking forever since I've had alcohol and I'm probably as pathetic as I was at 16 21 but this is not the point.

Ladies night. Asap.

Graham, love of my life, have fun watching the kids. I'm sure Henry can entertain you, he's very smart that way.

[Loki]

And then tomorrow I'm coming over. Again.

Why's the seal putting people there.

In that place...

I mean I know, I know you did it I felt...

It doesn't make sense.

Rose I...

[Rose]

No human was meant to endure, and so many of you...

Are you okay? Stupid question but...can I do anything

[Crowley]

Help me
I need
Heaven can't

So. Promotion

Just to clear up some Celestial propaganda.

1. Sam's soul is with Lucifer. In the cage. He got petty
2. No the ritual won't work again. No Cas can't stroll on in and get it. Neither can Crowley. 
3. No Sam can't make decisions about this. He's logical, he's functional. But there's nothing to make him care. As I pointed out. Right now he'd sell Emily for cookies if they looked particularly good.
4. Everyones come to the same conclusion that knows about this. We need someone older, more powerful than heaven or hell and contrary to said propeganda I don't mean God. He's not been home in years and he is not the only one. There's Death. We ask Death. Really nicely. WIth the two people we know he likes. If they're willing to help

I know its stupid and I know he's dealing with a lot, I know he suffered a whole different level of...

I just don't know how to help him.

And apparently two of my supposed best friends think taking him away from his wife and kid on his first night out of the pit is the way to go.

Normally, right now, there'd be witchcraft and feeding people their own entrails.  I'm being classy.

Anyone elses people acting off? I mean I guess its the Cage, we don't even understand the damn thing

[Jo and Jules]

Have fun or whatever.

So. I'm back.

What did I miss?

I'm fine. I'm safe. So is Emily.

I'm doing what needs to be done.

[Crowley]

Two down in Munich.

There's one in South Africa planning something. She's next.

Still can't find Meg.

...is it weird that she's so into being called that?

How's Emily?

I'm going to feed him his own intestines...

lightly marinated. many seasonings.

...the hell does he think i do now
i am not leaving him to
this is bullshit Sam
You can't just be

The fight will likely come to you, next day or so.

...He wasn't strong enough, he tried, he really did.

Start to get ready. Start now.

And one thing I got, much as it nearly tore my mind apart doing it, there's a place in Lawrence, its got significance to heaven and hell, a devils gate...find it and that's where he'll come once this fight begins.

He's going to gather an army to stop us while he fights his brother

[Close friends/family of Sam]

He had a plan, it was a good plan, to save you all, to stop the pain, he would say yes and he would throw himself in.

But Lucifer was stronger. I'm so sorry. All I could do was buy time enough to retrive the rings. We'll try again, because he'll want this fight now, the angel, he'll want it.

what's going on right now?

emily isn't our enemy. emily's someone we shouldve helped andd we either couldn't or ddidnt, so now shge got screwed over. so someone please explain to me why this is even a thing being fought about, cause either i'm just pretty damn lost right now, or theres something else going on, h ere.

This doesn't end well for me does it. I know that. So few things.

Dean, Castiel, thanks for trying. Means a lot that  you did. And Dean, thanks for the Thai food.

Sam. ...I don't even know with you, for whatever reason you love her and you'll do whatever it takes to save her. But what's important, what's most important, is stopping Lucifer. So good luck in the fight, however this plays out.

Rebekah Thank you, thank you so much. You gave me a chance to be a person and you let me tell my story and that means the world to me.

Jo. You're a cold cold bitch with severe emotional problems and next time you exorcise a demon you look that person its riding in the eye and try, just for once to remember I'm no different. My only crime is that I got possessed by your friend. If Yellow Eyes meatsuit shows up I'll let him know you'll roll out the red carpet cause his demon was 'evil'. 

[Crowley]

I hate you and everything you stand for.

But we both know what way the wind is blowing and I don't get my shiny afterlife.

When its you, when you run hell, please help me.

I'll do whatever you need, don't let me topside if I go blackeyed. Not ever

Be careful out there. And don't hold back. If you see an enemy coming at you, remember that your life is more important than theirs. Do whatever you have to do to make sure you get back home to the people you care about. Nothing else matters.

If anything happens, just -

I'm glad that we met. Apocalypse or not, it's been an honor knowing all of you.

Good luck.

(Filtered to Jo)
I'm going to help everyone prepare for the fight in Detroit. I can't go there because that's where Lucifer is supposed to get at me, but I want to make sure they have everything that they need. Can you keep an eye on the Emily duo until I get back?

[Rose, Hermione, Jo, Dean, Lexi and Ellen and anyone else experiencing the pain surges]
So. Let's brain storm. What is it you all have in common? We figure that bit out and just maybe we get very lucky and can stop the pain.

Are you native or not?
Who have you all been speaking to right before this happened?
Have you spoken to him? Lucifer. I mean.




[filtered to Lucifer]
Why them?

Rose, Hermione, Jo, Ellen, Dean, Lexi, Castiel, what do they all have that you want?

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My life this morning felt a little like a Dido song.


Anyway, I saw the report about the tornado - this is the kind of thing we were preparing for a couple months back. For those who don't know or showed up since then, we set up several weapons/food/medical/supplies caches around the city. The most important thing first is to get yourself someplace safe. Some of those caches are in places that can probably handle a tornado, otherwise safe places would include community centers, schools typically, anywhere with some underground stability, and I've got a bunker under the Roadhouse that can hold about two dozen people if we need it. [Pretend there is basic tornado safety info here]

[List of eight caches - addresses and GPS coordinates]*

If anyone needs anything, you can contact me for help. Anyone else wants on the emergency contact list, leave your info here for everyone.


*ooc: There are actually about fifteen caches but Jo's not going to give up all the locations now for safety reasons.