War Is Coming Communications.

Oh humans. Every so often I remember why exactly I love you guys - and here I was thinking alchemy went out of fashion about the time they stopped burning witches and started calling it an Alternative Life Choice.

Consider this a friendly reminder that there's always an easier way of getting what you want.

[Red]
How are th
Pup'd disagree with me but it's weird not having y

[Morons]
Hypothetically speaking, if I needed the big guy to look the other way for an hour or two would you be able to do something suitably stupid and attention-grabbing?

[Evil-be-gone filters firmly in place]
Apparently this is the finest comedy this world has to offer

I know what you're expecting me to say, but actually, that's fairly droll.

... before you ask, bastard, 'character' is a synonym for letter. That's why it's funny. I trust I don't have to explain 'password'.

Supposed to be in Lawrence Kingsguarding, not though. Tyrion said first taverns.

siad sorry for wifewhore who was not a whore now there are whores. none pretty like sarcei

this drink is purple.

[Filtered against evil and stuff]
And I had such hopes for this place. Some things, it seems, never change


[Jaime]
King Joffrey?

It appears I was wrong, brother. There are some things all the wine and whores in the world cannot fix.


[Jon Snow]
How are you finding Lawrence, bastard?

So, what does one do upon disovering themselves fiction. Immediately hides the bigsecret from the little brother. Only h'es smartyer than everyone and he knew.

So its good with him and now we drank most of a tavern. White Cloak remains in room in absense of a king. Stupid fat king anyway, Better than the Mad one though

Sarahspretty but not her hair. Must investigate her

I've got to say, I've reread the Malleus Maleficarum since I got here and suddenly everything makes sense.

[Filtered to Jaime]

Thought I'd let you know, that book I show you. I got home from work and Frida Cuddles had torn it to shreds.

Seems she has better taste than I thought.

Am I crazy. I kind of want to tell you about Henry

[Filter to everyone except Jaime - Now filtered against Evil Pieces Of Shit]
It would, I think, be to everyone's interest - and the immeasurable good as far as what remains of my sanity is concerned - if discussions concerning people being burned were 'filtered' (is that the word?) against my brother. It is something of a sore subject and I would so hate for him to do something stupid and get himself killed.

In the meantime I think it only prudent at least one of us learns to defend ourselves against the numerous peculiarities of this war. Damnit Jaime I was going to go to Vegas I would appreciate any advice those of you with somewhat more experience could offer.



[Jaime]
I take it you intend to go after this 'witch' of theirs?


[OOC: As Erin has noticed, this doesn't filter against evil because so far no one's explained to Los Lannisteros that evil have access to this thing too... whoops? :D]

All night coffee shops are the best creation ever.

[John Smith]
I had fun at the movie, and it was nice meeting you.

[Tyrion & Jaime]
Are you two settling in okay?

[Thor]
Found anything as interesting to fight as zombies lately?

[Cade]
So wh
Nevermi

I've heard you're here too brother. In fact you'll be pleased to know I was asked was I Tyrion's brother.

Are you in this 'complex' too?

This 'network' of yours is truly fascinating. I'm informed that what I write will be communicated to the citizens of this 'Lawrence', so allow me to set a few things straight.

I do not 'larp', whatever that is (at least I assume not, unless it's some innuendo I'm unfamiliar with), and I am not attending a 'Ren Faire'. Neither am I 'Cos-Playing'; if that is what I think it is, and not the act of copulating with ones cousin, then to dress as oneself seems to defeat the entire purpose.

Yes, it's real. No, you can't touch it. Not unless you're pretty and bring a friend.

I am not Sleepy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Happy, Bashful or Dopey, and find myself at a loss as to why the dwarves of your country have taken to that form of name. As far as I am aware neither Tyrion nor Lannister are adjectives yet, but if I were to adopt one as an alternative moniker 'Confused' would probably be most apt at the current juncture.

What I am is lost, and in need of directions to the nearest port servicing the Seven Kingdoms which, according to your 'Googlemaps', do not exist. Explanations, if you please.