War Is Coming Communications.

Suck it, Ron. You can't hide this thing from me forever. Jerk. You know I'm shortish and can't get the back of the top sh

> r u ok with the whole u know
>> can i get u anything?
>>> u can stay with me if u like

I don't know what I'm doing here, but I don't like it. I worked too bloody hard to end one war, I don't want to have to deal with another. But if there's people dying, dammit, I'm not going to sit idly by and watch.

Who do I need to talk to about stopping this?

how much longer am i going to be stuck here with you stupid muggles?
my father is going to give each and every one of you hell when he finds out what's happened to me.

I tried to keep to the statute of secrecy. But sod it all anyway.

THERE IS A GIRL WHO SAYS SHE IS MY COUSIN WHO IS NOT MY COUSIN AND IS CLEARLY A DEATH EATER IN DISGUISE. SHE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT ROSE WEASLEY. DO NOT TRUST HER.
I DON'T KNOW WHO STEPHANIE BROWN IS BUT SHE IS NO ONE IN MY FAMILY'S MOTHER.
MY UNCLE RON IS ACTING LIKE A FREAK OF NATURE AND IS SAYING HE IS A BLOODY SLYTHERIN LIKE ALL THE DEATH EATER KIDS ARE. WHO WOULD BE A SLYTHERIN!!
I'VE ACTUALLY NEVER WANTED TO BE IN ENGLAND THIS MUCH.
I'D TAKE DEATH EATERS OVER THIS CRAP. AT LEAST YOU KNOW THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU.

MERLIN I NEED A DRINK!

Hey! Magical biblical stupid seal you suck!

Fix them, I want my friends back, you ass of a seal!


BTW weird-o-meter is toes going off on high right about now, other people are acting way weird too right?

where am i? whats going on? i cant believe i have to sit here and use this stupid muggle device to get answers im above thiS AND I PROMISE YOU THAT YOU WILL REGRET PUTTING ME THROUGH THIS BECAUSE YOU CAN GUARANTEE THAT MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS

I want to know what's going on. Now.

Thanks for the cookies Rose! They were awesome!

I want pickles so bad right now, it's like not even funny. Not just any pickles, either. The crunch, deli-style garlic dill ones...those big gigantic still-cucumber-sized ones, cut into spears. Just saying.

Also, raspberry cheesecake.

I'm not used to I hate being poor. Cannot wait until I get started on this job so I can feed these stupid cravings rather than whining about them.

I'm bored. And since I can't go do my usual nighttime activities, I decided to make these things.

( CUT FOR PICTURE CLICK IT NOW YES DO IT )

I would say to click the buttons on the bottoms of the cards, but the buttons just forever take you to the top card, so that's kinda useless. And I'm not going to make a new post for everyone that wants one. So yeah. Have card fronts! I fixed the cards! Now you can click the buttons at the bottom so you can switch between the fronts and the backs. :)

Does anyone else want one? :)

PS: If you want one tell me your birthday and give me a picture of you! But make sure it's not an itty bitty picture. It's gotta be bigger than what you see on here.

I didn't mean to and it wasn't my fault. Allana said not to google myself and I've been really good about it. Tempting, sure, but no one's jumped up and said, "OH YOU'RE SO AND SO" plus I'm surrounded by some huge names, to me anyway, so I kind of let it slide, I guess? Though really, if I think the Green Lantern's story is unbelievable, what makes mine any less?

But I'd mentioned the Johnny Depp Alice in Wonderland to Isabela and then I mentioned it again and I had the urge to watch it. I haven't seen it yet, it's not out in my time, and I like Tim Burton's stuff.

But it wasn't just the Burton version I found. There's another one. And...whoa. I don't even... I mean, I get it, but I don't...get it.

So needless to say, I'm now more tempted to google than ever. Damn. And how is that guy getting more action than me?? IT'S MY DAMNED FACE!

Word to the wise, folks. If you're trying to beat the crap out of a meth dealer, you might want to filch his keys first. Otherwise he might hit you with his pickup.

Upshot is he shit his pants when I punched through the floor, kicked out the door, and hurled him out. It was sort of funny, actually. When he hit the pavement, he actually bounced. Shame about the leg, though. But that's what you get when you hit a burning man with your car, dude.

While I find most things in this place rather strange, I think pizza may be your land's finest accomplishment.

I'm going on a hunt this week with Tonks from Harry Potter.

I'm going to cover most of the classes I've got at the head of the week, but I'll probably be heading out on Thursday to get started on this case I've been looking at.

You know, with Tonks. From Harry Potter. Hunting with me. Yeah, that's happening.

Right.

Look, I made a prat of myself earlier on with the whole announcement I was supposed to be making, so here's my second go at it. You lot deserve to hear it from me straight.

I'm having a kid with Steph. It's, er, not a choice thing, not really, but it's happening and I reckon that's how it's going to be. So, yeah. Sorry if it upsets anyone, especially you future lot, but there's nothing we can really do about it now except properly deal with it, yeah? I'll do what I can for the kid and I know Steph'll do the same.

The apocalypse really isn't the best place for
I'm too bloody young for this sort of
I don't want a kid right now, I'm only twenty years old and I still haven't a single clue

What. The. Fuck? I am so confused right now.

Also...my thighs are touching when I stand now...I have NEVER been able to feel my thighs touching when I'm just standing up straight. I hate getting fat, seriously. I know I'm supposed to but why can't I just, like, get the belly and the glow instead of my face getting all puffy and my ankles are starting to swell and seriously? MY EFFING THIGHS ARE TOUCHING! :(

On the up side, though, I felt them move for the first time today! So WEIRD!

Hey, guys? This might seem kinda out of left field and stuff, but does anyone know if any of the 09 apartments are still free? Those are the two bedroom ones.

It really warms my heart to see my sons taking their duties as educators so seriously.


Filtered to those at camp
Is anyone allergic to nuts? I was going to put walnuts and apple in the pancakes for breakfast tomorrow. I took Bobby's suggestion that you were "idjits who should eat when you can go five minutes without pissing [him] off" under advisement, but I think I'll be cooking anyway.

Also, yes Dean, there is bacon.