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» The phone rings, it's Vicki callin'
» Still I keep Vicki waiting...
» Smoke the marijuana, sail a sea of sin

[ooc: Andy's saved Vicki's number in his phone and attached the contact v-card to the text in hopes that Puck can be more useful tonight than he can be, as it currently stands]

[Florence]
...I don't get all the hype. But that tree is pretty bad ass. How's everything going in Lawrence?

[Puck]
These fuckers only have ditchweed. I should've brought a stash.

If the Cloak chose now to malfunction I might just hit someon Hi. I seem to be a little lost, and the clerk at the internet cafe told me I should look here for help. Although I'm not sure how I'm supposed to ask Mundies for help getting back to the Homel Could someone direct me to the nearest bus station? I need to get back to New York.

I wonder if I was always this good at insulting people, or if it's a skill that grew and flourished as I aged.

And here's something to really think about: If this skill of mine only gets better as the years go on, what is it going to be like in thirty years? Holy shit. It blows my mind.

Who's up for a game? Fill in the blank, bitches.

Tell me three things about _________________.

As you might already know, Felicia put me in charge of organizing parts of the Christmas celebration. I thought I'd inquire to see how many of you would like to participate. No Christmas celebration is complete without Christmas carols and I was wondering if any of you wanted to sing or even just dress in costume. Maybe you'd even like to reserve a specific song for performance? I'd love to see all of you participate. Just sign up here!

Man, when I decided to go to school here, I entirely forgot how much I hated trig. No wonder Lovecraft thought angles were evil. (Aside: Cthulhu isn't real, right? I feel like I should probably establish that before I make any more Lovecraft jokes.) On the plus side, I'm making some friends who might be in a gang, but they can get me into races, so and fifth period is a fantastic time for me to make up some extra sleep time.

I'm the worst Jew ever. I love Christmas movies. Like, an insane amount. They're cheesy and ridiculous and 99% of them could never happen in the span of a million years, but I love them anyway. And the Christmas specials of usual tv shows. Those are awesome, too.

Does it redeem me any if I add this? Or this one. Good luck getting that out of your head today.

Probably not, huh? Oh well.

Christmas is fast approaching and while it’s a little late in the game to piece together a really fantastic pageant, I thought I’d try to organize one anyway. Back home we have a kind of performance every year and I help out. I do most of the organizing, at least. I was thinking maybe have the children and glee people do a few songs, maybe in costumes? And the decorating and food and maybe our own Santa Claus?

What do you guys think?

I was drawing with Beth today. Check it out! It's a dinosaur and an alien pretending to make peace with each other, while on the verge of going to battle. Which one do you think'll win?

I don't get the comparison. PETA is fucking stupid.

Anyone wanna cook my bird for me? I don't know how.

Right then so, there was a body found outside the complex this morning. It's been properly dealt with..bad news. It was one of ours. His name was Burt Hummuel..good guy, good dad. his kid is here somewhere and now I have to tell him on the internet like Looks like a clean shot, sniper would be my guess. To precise to be random. Everyone needs to be on high alert, don't go out without a buddy.

[Sam]
We've got a problem.

[ooc: holycrap time fail, um..pretend this was posted earlier in the evening!! sorry. Migraine attacked today]

Hey, Puppy...if I ask you a question, can you swear you'll never tell anyone that I wanted to know?

Jesus, what is this, night seven of Sabretooth nightmares? So who has the best cure for nightmares insomnia? Winner gets my undying gratitude, and possibly an IOU for a package of cookies. Also, school. I'm thinking since my existence isn't punishable by legal execution here, I could maybe start cheating on trig tests again. Who do I need to talk to about making that happen?

[ooc: Cut for spoilers]

I will never be able to take this man seriously.

Never drinking that much again

People involved in fandom or whatever can be completely mental.


[Rose Tyler]
Thanks for getting me. I'm sorry about that.

I'm never fucking watching TV again. He's like my br
And she was kinda like my
Well, no, she wasn't but they look the s
My eyes are bleeding. They're fucking bleeding.

Dude, fuck Glee. That's all. That fuckin' show is stupid and you guys are way better than that. All of you. And now I'm gonna put a foot through my television and find another book. I knew there was a reason I like reading.

[ooc: added in a few minutes later]

( [Florence] )

I have four pumpkins I don't know what to do with. I was busy trying to return to my beloved Traaanselvania! And Puck and Beth were...somewhere.

Mary Winchester I'm looking at you.

...awkward.

[Puck]
You didn't actually, like...try to eat Quinn did you? And I'm sorry...for that whole post, what. the. fuck, bro. This place is whacked.