War Is Coming Communications.

Why do pirates love fishing?

Because they're hooked!

How much are pirate union fees?

An arrrm and a leg!

Why did the pirate buy an eyepatch?

He couldn't afford an iPad!

Okay, okay, I'm done, seriously. Really. We're home safe and I have to say, as far as hunts go? Best. EVER. Kon bought us both eyepatches which I think says a lot about commemorating this experience.

...Abby, can we get a parrot? OMG I'M KIDDING.

[Becker]

Are we okay?
Are you
Do you still

This place is awfully dull sometimes. Is it really all just ale and feeling sorry for yourselves? Where's the battle, where's the fight against the great evil.

The closest I've seen was the dear begger queen conversing with him about the wonder and mystery of dragons and things she could perhaps set on fire. Always fun to watch Targaryans prove my points for me.

So, lemme get this straight. Lucifer, Apocalypse, trapped, some kind of sentient seal thing over Lucifer's cage in hell decided I was useful to the fight and pulled me out of LA to do it.

Not the strangest thing I've ever heard, which is probably kind of depressing. But then my world has demonic overlords and Hellmouths so...

That said for as long as I'm here, might as well make myself useful. Anything for a lawyer to do round here.Names Lindsey McDonald and believe me, I have the experience.  I don't have any papers or anything obviously but people here can vouch for my credentials. Not y'know, pleasantly, or anything, but they can

[Lilah]

You keeping out of trouble?

Congratulations to all who decided pranking me was a bad plan yesterday. You get to live.

One year someone tried to steal my shoes. So I stole basically all of their possessions and left them scattered in 15 different warehouses in not the best parts of NYC. 

And their prized thousand dollar dress hanging from the Empire State. 


[Tony]

Seriously, with the baby thing, do we have to do anything, or does that happen when she's further along. I'm not looking after it. It'll judge me.

See, most women get all cooing and ridiculous. I have healthy fear.

[Gaia]

Happy with the statue? I left a copy in its place so they shouldn't figure the theft out for a while yet. And they'll never trace it back. I am actually just that good.

(OOC: Yuup about a week ago a statue of Venus got lifted from a museam in Oklahoma. Impressively so. No camera's, Totally a pro job. Felicia says nothing though. She was nowhere near Oklahoma. She was in Kansas City. And stuff)

Wench, where are you, more to the point...where am I?

She Wolf this is hardly fair given our deal.

Are you bloody kidding me, Seal? Just when I was going to sail away and go find shiny treasure after helping a revolution, you send me here? Without a ship?! That's just cruel.

I don't suppose Jaime's still here?

[Filtered against evil, Katherine and Dark]

Andraste's flaming ass Seal, stop taking my friends
What next, are you going to take Jaime? Felicia?
I don't do this losing people thing well

Some days, I bloody hate this place.



[Felicia]

I spotted this outfit and decided it must happen. With a short skirt. Feel like doing a little thievery with me?


[Jaime]

Can I come over?
I don't want to be alo
Bollocks I'm turning into one of those clingy needy women

You're still here, yes?

Anders is gone. Like Seal gone.

This is just bloody brilliant. I feel the need to be drunk. Or to hit something really really hard.

What does one wear to a meal that's kind of a meet-the-family sort of thing?

I am completely bloody petrified right now.

So now that he's dead, can we focus on the greater threat?

How does one find and stop death itself

[Joffery]

Might we speak?

[Isabela]

...I'm considering informing him. Joffery I mean? This might end well, this might end with threats to your life, hard to tell with the boy sometimes. But he has been doing better hasn't he?

Someone who knows how to disarm bombs. I need you to come with me and help save Jaime because I do not want to kill him or lose him and if I have to shove my knife in his vitals, I will just...die myself or something.


[OOC: Pretend this was posted like right after her and Joff decided to consult bomb experts to help them save Jaime, yes?]

The boy won't talk. And if he does, I'll kill him. Him, Ned Stark, the King, the whole bloody lot of them until you and I are the only people left in this world

Okay people.

Life sucks, there's a psychopath out there killing people on his final run to his own personal death star or whatever. But until then.

I bring you meme!

1. Go to Youtube
2. Find a song that suits your personality or that has the best memory for you or you just plan adore
3. Post it.

Rules: Nothing that'll bring us down, basically unless you're Sam Winchester and emo indie crap is all you know. In which case I will allow it, but oh how I will mock you.

I meanwhile will be submitting the following. No one be surprised. '87 in the Garden bitches!

All the tension.

Tell me Isabela, would you see this man die for his crimes? This world and its justice confuses me, in Westros he'd be dead already.

I haven't had enough time to deal with them being gone and now all of this

I'm disturbed by the fact that none of us noticed - or mentioned - the fact that Irene was even missing. I didn't even know her, myself.

Can everyone please account for yourself or someone you know, just so we can make sure no one else is out there missing?

I have a glorious plan involving bbq and fireworks tonight. Independance Day should mean more to us for being here, don't you think?

I don't care who shows up to my place unless obviously you're evil or crazy or plan to be overly dramatic and bring my party down.

Tony, you can be overly dramatic. You make it an art form.

Isn't it lovely?
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You know what I need? Some whipped cream.

...They're talking. Pete and Tony

Like, actually conversing.

Is it wrong to find it sort of hot? It is, isn't it?

ooc: In case you were wondering if you're a friend of Doreah's, she pretty much sent the invitation out to everyone who has ever been kind to her, including Peeta and Jenny as well. And Jaime. She has to be civil with him now.

Being the end of the week, I say it's the perfect time for us to get together. Food, drinks, and conversation. What do you say?