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Who: Killian and Kitiara
What: Kitara needs Killian to locate someone for her.
When: Recently
Where: Killian's houseboat
Rating/Warning: Low/none
Status: Complete

( I’m hoping you’ll be able to locate a man for me. A Gregor Uth Matar. )

Who: Killian & Hazel
What: Showing off the Jolly Roger, some swordsmanship
When: Laaast Friday, maybe?
Where: Captain Hook's vessel
Rating/Warnings: Low!
Status: Complete

( A sword is better than a big stick. )

Who: Killian Jones & Garrett Hawke
What: A sneak peek of the Hanged Man (with the actual hanged man replica in the doorway)
When: Hmmm, recently? Today?
Where: ...The Hanged Man
Rating/Warnings: There's some ass-grabbing, because why not? ;)
Status: Complete

( Are you certain this won’t bring the police around? )

Who: Killian and Tas
When: Shortly after Killian's return from the dead (first weekend of May)
Where: Killian's houseboat
What: Tas visits his recently deceased friend.
Warnings/Ratings: Low/none (talk of Killian's unfortunate brush with death?)
Status: Complete

( Were there lots of harps? All the pictures I see of heaven have a ton of harps, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard harp music before. )

Who: Killian & Kenzi
What: Mementos from the Ireland trip, and talk of their family PI business
When: Uh, recently? Today?
Where: The houseboat
Rating/Warnings: SIBLING FEELS, that is all
Status: Complete

( Her challenge? No glitter. They were advertising their intel-gleaning services, not titty tassels. )

Who: Killian & Birkhoff
What: Having worked together on the internets in the past, the Captain decides visiting the brain surgery patient in person is a good idea
When: This afternoon
Where: Birkhoff's place
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low, talk of shady things between somewhat shady people
Status: Complete

( We’re always in danger, living here. If it’s not your dream baggage, it’s someone else’s affecting us all. )

Who: Killian & Emma
What: Picking up Henry and bringing him + one finished blanket to the abode
When: This afternoon
Where: Neal-and-Emma's house
Rating/Warnings: Pretty low, some discussion of Killian being dead
Status: Complete

( Oh, and he’d do his best. There was little to no experience with babies but he had a feeling that he’d learn as he went. )

Who: Regina, Kenzi, Neal, and Killian (with guest appearances by several dead people), also featuring NPC!Hades
What: Doing whatever it takes to bring back one soul
When: Today!
Where: Under County, CA
Rating/Warnings: Medium-ish for talk of murder, lots of FEELS, splitting a heart, Hades is a troll
Status: Complete

( Do you mind? I'm getting a pedicure here. )

Who: Killian, Regina, and Kenzi
What: Finding the one he loves the most to take her heart, but the Dark One changes his mind - then asks to die to break the curse forever
When: Tonight
Where: Hans' former condo in Laguna Beach
Rating/Warnings: High for character death via sword impalement and tears and FEELS
Status: Complete

( He was going to die, and then it’d be over, and she wouldn’t have her brother anymore. All because of this stupid curse, thanks to this stupid place, and it may have brought them together but it was also taking him away. )

Who: Captain Swan (with Dark!Hook posing as Neal, and then the real Neal later on)
What: Stealing that broken piece of Excalibur
When: Sunday sometime
Where: The Swan-Cassidy abode
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - Hook is shady, but lol what else is new
Status: Complete

( Nothing happened, did it? No visits from Dark One pirates? )

Who: Dark!Hook and Captain Marvel
What: JUSTICE! Carol achieves closure in the case that Killian worked for her
When: Late last night
Where: A CIA airport
Rating/Warnings: High for violence and fire
Status: Complete

( Why should they be treated with any mercy, when they’re a forest fire through other people’s lives? )

Who: Regina & Dark!Hook
What: Killian comes by to try to talk his darling into his plan, and she attempts to lock him in a magic urn
When: Tonight
Where: Regina's house
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - some Dark One crazy
Status: Complete

( The only way to stop is to BE stopped. This is the fate of all Dark Ones. )

Who: Kenzi & Killian
What: Beginning their overseas journey, in Belfast
When: Monday/Tuesday
Where: Liam's most favourite pub
Rating/Warnings: Lowish - crude Irish curses, because reasons
Status: Complete

( Ma ithis, nar chacair - if you eat, may you not be able to shit. )

Who: Tas and Killian
What: Exchanging maps and stories.
When: This past weekend, before Killian left for Ireland
Where: Killian's houseboat
Rating/Warning: Low/None
Status: Complete

( I would love a map of the Enchanted Forest! )

Who: Captain Swan
What: Accompanying the waddling Swan on a walk, and she asks Killian something important
When: Tuesday sometime
Where: Out and about, near Emma and Neal's place
Rating/Warnings: Warnings for cuteness, that's all
Status: Complete

( I’ll make you a hot chocolate while you wow me with your old lady skills. )

Who: Killian Jones & Garrett Hawke
What: Dropping off some nipple tassels and octopus thongs, the usual
When: Tonight
Where: The Rear End
Rating: Mostly low, just some dirty language and death talk
Status: Complete

( Now he knew how Liam must have felt, being older and responsible and looking out for his younger sibling. )

Who: Killian & Morrigan
What: Bringing the deadly Dreamshade plant to an herbalist to see what can be done with it
When: Backdated to before The Hunger Games stuff
Where: Morrigan's laboratory~
Rating/Warnings: POISON?
Status: Complete

( Morrigan found beauty in all plants, even the ugly ones or the poisonous ones. They were part of nature. )

Who: Villaintines Hook & Regina, with a brief Kenzi cameo at the end
What: Their plans get disrupted, twice
When: Today
Where: Restaurant, then Killian's houseboat
Rating/Warnings: High, for almost sexy-times in the shower
Status: Complete!

( If I could only prove you sabotaged the night to get to this point, pirate. )

WHO: Carol & Killian
WHEN: Monday
WHERE: Killian's House Boat
WHAT: Carol gets the last information packet from Killian and the pair talk about what's to come.
RATING/WARNINGS: Low/Mention of murder
STATUS: Complete

( he planned to keep at it until either things just died or a hellish meteor shower from space rained down and ended everything. )

Who: Killian & Regina, with Kenzi at the end
What: Potion creations and curing the sickly one
When: Today, after Killian and Bo killed the basilisk
Where: Gigi's house, then the hospital
Rating/Warnings: Language, blood, but nothing terrible
Status: Complete!

( I can’t wait to shave my legs again. )

Who: Killian & Riza
What: Buying get well flowers
When: Day before the plot started/shit hit the fan
Where: Flower Alchemy
Rating/Warnings: Not so much!
Status: Complete

(  They say that the Black Sea can never rest. )

Who: Killian & Kenzi
What: After feels and talking things out, Kenzi's face begins to mysteriously bleed
When: Tonight
Where: Their houseboat, then the hospital
Rating/Warnings: Lots of bloody face leaking
Status: Complete!

( They were both leaking from their faces tonight - only difference was, Kenzi was leaking blood and Killian was leaking salt water. )

Who: Captain Hook & Evil Queenie
What: A surprising amount of intimacy, completely clothed, with trashy TV playing in the background
When: After this
Where: Definitely not the Four Seasons, NYC
Rating/Warnings: Relatively low, oddly cute
Status: Complete!

( That hook’s become sort of a part of me anyway. It’s...who I am. Even if not entirely, but still a portion that can’t be ignored. )

Who: Hooker Queen Hooker is not a typo
What: Killian's gone to New York for work, and Regina came with him to take care of some business too - which includes paying a visit to her mother the Queen of Hearts
When: Thursdayish
Where: Cora's house, NYC
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - threats, Killian has sticky fingers, Cora gets her heart ripped out (literally)
Status: Complete

( Take whatever you feel like. It’s not as if she has good taste. )

Who: Killian & Robin
What: Dream discussions, with a side of dinner
When: Recently
Where: The houseboat
Rating/Warnings: It's mostly low
Status: Complete

( You’ve got to take the bad with the good, and all that rot. Nothing’s ever perfect. )

who Lorna and Killian
what Lorna had a bad dream
where Lorna's condo
when recently
warnings angst and nudity
status complete

( Rest, little head, on my shoulder, so; A sleepy kiss is the only fare, Drifting away from the world we go )

Who: Regina, Killian, and Kenzi + NPC!Henry at the end
What: Another round of 'When Evil Mistletoe™ Attacks'
When: Christmas Day!
Where: The Swan-Cassidy residence
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - the obvious smooching, their usual bon mots, AWKWARD
Status: Complete

( Way to tell Jesus 'Happy Birthday,' Bubba and Gigi. )

Who: Captain Hook & Captain Marvel
What: An update for Carol, regarding the work Killian's doing for her
When: Early on Christmas Eve
Where: A simple ol' Thai restaurant
Rating/Warnings: Low - talk of shady things, like drug cartels and murder
Status: Complete

( Ever felt like a domino tile halfway down the chain? )

Who: Tas & Killian
What: Evil Mistletoe™ Attacks
When: Tonight, I think
Where: A British-inspired pub in the OC
Rating/Warnings: Snogging and Killian's got a touch of alcoholism, but yeah, that's pretty standard
Status: Complete

( You looked for Santa, for me? )

Who: Killian Jones and Emma Swan (with Henry)
When: Saturday
Where: DISNEYLAND \o/
What: They joked about it when Killian first arrived, now the horror has come to fruition
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low
Status: Complete

( He needed her, she needed him, she needed him again. He’d undoubtedly get to the part where they needed her magic and then things would get complicated. )

Who: Sharon Carter and Captain Killian
When: Backdated to Sunday, after he gets out of the hospital
Where: Captain Killian’s Houseboat
What: Visit/Checking in (and returning Sharon's terribad romance novels to her)
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete

( Good god, this is bloody awful. )

Who: Captain Hook and his Mini-Me Kenzi Lady Shark Bait
What: Bringing Killian home, tree decorating, and feels
When: This past weekend
Where: Killy's houseboat
Rating/Warnings: Mouth of pirates, but mostly low
Status: Complete!

( You’re kind of my favorite person ever, Bubba. Even if you’re cranky and want to gut people with your hook. )

Who: One-Handed Wonder Killian and Gigi McTits Regina
When: Today
Where: Killian's hospital room
What: Food and talks of villainy + cheerily bonding over watching their first loves die in front of them
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low
Status: Complete

( Family’s a motivator. Hell, it’s mine. Otherwise do you think I’d ever get this nice? Let’s be honest. )

Who: Killian and Sharon
When: Friday night, as discussed in this thread
Where: Hidden speakeasy bar!
What: Drinks? She owes him in return for his advice.
Rating/Warnings: Low/None
Status: Complete when posted

( You know what they say about chocolate. )

Who: Bubba Jones Killian & Kenzi
What: Killian gets a surprise at his doorstep that looks like him
When: Today
Where: Killy's houseboat
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of illegal shenanigans, FEELS
Status: Complete!

( I’m sorry, but is this even real? )

Who: Killian Jones & Carol Danvers
What: Hiring a shady PI for shady purposes
When: Wednesday
Where: A quiet 'wine pub' in Anaheim
Rating/Warnings: It's low - some talk of CIA coverups and stuff
Status: Complete

( So her Christmas gift to herself this year would be information. Maybe some answers to questions she’d had for over a year now. )

Who: Killian & Tas
What: Discovering a mutual interest in maps!!
When: Friday evening, perhaps?
Where: A bookshoppe
Rating/Warnings: Rated E for Enthusiasm (but not from the dark and surly pirate)
Status: Complete

( Had Tas just found his new best friend in the entire world?  )

Who: Hooker Queen (Killian & Regina) hooker is not a typo
What: Killian's told he might lose a hand, thanks to OC fuckery
When: Wednesday
Where: His charming hovel of a houseboat
Rating/Warnings: Mentions of losing body parts, nbd
Status: Complete!

( Is that all we are? Different versions of ourselves, doomed to account for a past we didn’t ask to remember? )

Who: Killian & Lorna
What: Loads of pie! And spiked hot chocolate
When: Friday night
Where: Killian's houseboat
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - innuendo, and whatnot
Status: Complete

( He hoped she’d still want to be friends, with a devil such as he. )

Who: Regina & Killian
What: The newcomer arrives to discuss business and collect payment
When: Halloween night
Where: Regina's house
Rating/Warnings: Mostly low - Regina throws fire at some zombies
Status: Complete

( Halloween had been a little more eventful than originally anticipated, and Regina was cranky. )

Who: Killian & Rose
When: Mid January
Where: His ship
What: Checking in Saying hello!
Rating/Warning: Low/None
Status: Complete

( Oreo? )

Who: Killian and Lara Croft
What: Drinking and Dreamtalk
When: 2/2
Where: A bar
Status: Hastily completed
Rating: R for topic of conversation

( It feels like it, and you can't just turn those feelings off. )

Who: Aurora, Hua Mulan & Killian Jones
What: A Would be Princess and Warrior meet a would be Pirate
When: Backdated: Thursday, January 16th. Evening
Where: Outside a movie theater then a bar
Rating: Family Friendly
Status: Complete

( The movie had just ended and Aurora and Mulan were leaving the theater )

Who: Irina Derevko & Killian Jones
What: Finding things in common
Where: A Russian restaurant
When: 1/17 or so, before Killian lost his hand
Rating: PG
Status: Complete!

( Добрый вечер, Mister Jones )

Who: Ana Lucia and Killian Jones
What: Wish fulfillment for Ana - Vengeance
When: During the wish plot
Where: A *ahem* ‘gentleman’s club’ so to speak
Rating: PG-13 for language and violence
Status: Closed, complete.

( If you think I'm going to go into that joint posing as a stripper you got another thing comin'. )

Who: Killian Jones and Robert and Rosalind Lutece
Where: Killian's boat
What: drinking, talking about dreams
When: 12/17, nighttime
Warnings/Rating: PG-13 for disturbing imagery and a fight between twins
Status complete

( What you did in a dream, you’re not responsible for it, and you can’t control it )

Who: Mary Margaret and KJ
What: Career Day!
When: Sometime last week
Where: Huntington Beach Elementary School
Ratings/Warnings: tbd
Status: In progress

( Placeholder because irl is just crazy..... )