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March 4th, 2012


[info]taleweaver
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[info]taleweaver
[info]valarlogs

The gale battering at the ship was matched by the tempest in the Captain's Quarters.


[info]taleweaver
[info]valarlogs
Who: Varric, Scotty, Cass(Gaila), assorted NPCs of interest
What: Oh lord, where to begin...Scotty and Varric meet at the bar, Cass serves them, Varric tells a smutty story and tells Scotty about a job opportunity, they head to a con
When: Lets set this several days before the post date.
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishmen
Rating: PG-13. Though the story Varric tells might almost be R
Status: Part 1 of 2 (complete, I guess?)

Jessica's bodice was heaving, her breasts pushing up out of the corset and threatening to burst forth like some wondrous living thing. )

[info]taleweaver
[info]valarlogs

[info]taleweaver
[info]valarlogs

“And it was very nice of you to do so, but you don't want him. He has...crabs."


[info]taleweaver
[info]valarlogs
Who: Varric, Scotty, a rather interesting cosplayer
What: There's driving, and getting ready for cons, and then Scotty gets distracted by the shiny in disguise
When: Immediately after drinking at the bar!
Where: Motel near a con
Rating: PG-13.
Status: Part 2 of 2 (complete!)

Nae, the story was supposed to be syphilis! That's more Victorian sounding! Cannae ye get it right, man?! CRABS! REALLY! )

[info]dr_fangirl
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[info]dr_fangirl
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Why does it have mammaries?


[info]dr_fangirl
[info]valarlogs
Who: Faiza, Varric, Scotty
What: Coffee and discussing business details. Of building robots. That smash things. For money. Also, there is acrobatics. They do it all!
When: Day or two after the incident with Rei
Where: Not-a-starbucks
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete

Ah, that's so they bounce an' give us lads sommat tae stare at while she fights. )

[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs

[info]littlegreengirl
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“Can I get sommat tae eat or not?”


[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs
Who: Scotty and Cass (Gaila)
What: Arguments and drunk men
When: Day after shenanigans at the coffee shop
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishment
Rating: PG-13
Status: Part 1 of 2 (complete)

Eat me, you bastard! )

[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs

[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs

“Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilliant.”


[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs
Who: Scotty and Cass (Gaila), and Varric!
What: Cass shows Scotty the garage. There's a Varric. Also more argueing.
When: Right after punching out the drunk at the bar
Where: Scotty's Garage
Rating: PG-13
Status: Part 2 of 2 (complete)

Oh, aye, I can use this. OH, I can use that! Oh, that's guuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, I can use that as well! )
[info]griefseed
[info]valarlogs
[info]griefseed
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are you hiring? are there really dogs here? can pink-haired girls be waitresses?

[info]griefseed
[info]valarlogs
Who: Madoka, Varric, OPEN?
What: Madoka's on the job hunt, and stumbles across Mad Dogs and Englishmen.
When: Sunday afternoon? Or. Some time.
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishmen
Rating: G thus far.
Status: Ongoing.

no, certainly, they didn't actually have dog mascots or dogs working inside, although Madoka was already imagining the contrary )

[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs

[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs

“Clitty was just playing. And thats a secret.”


[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs
Who: Scott, Varric and Cass (gaila)
What: Introducing Clitty, the Scottish Terrier. Also, buttdialed doggy phone calls and computer salvaging.
When: Yesterday. Or the day before! Sometime in the last week
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishmen and Mad Monty's Repairs
Rating: PG-12 (because we're totally 12 hur hur)
Status: Complete

Did ye have tae name him CLITTY? )

[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs

[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs

The farther along it is the easier it'll be for me to test the programming."


[info]littlegreengirl
[info]valarlogs
Who: Scotty and Cass (Gaila)
What: Phone calls and fighting! And discussing robot building
When: Friday
Where: Mad Monty's Repairs and Gaila's home
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete

I think I left ye enough room there, Cassie, for the components. )

[info]starwreck
[info]valarlogs

[info]starwreck
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"What powers this monster robot?"


[info]starwreck
[info]valarlogs
Who: Kirk and Sulu, and Scotty. Also Varri
What: Kirk gets kicked out by his girlfriend, hangs with Sulu and his ferret, and then they go to the Mad Dogs and Englishmen, whereupon Kirk and Scotty have a drinking contest. And then a bar fight.
When: Friday
Where: Sulu's apartment and Mad Dogs and Englishmen
Rating: PG-13
Status: Part 1 of 2 (complete/split for length as usual... XD)

Engine an' batteries. Oh, ye know it then? Brilliant! Ye dunnae look the type tae be intae that sort of thing though. Either of ye. )

[info]parking_brake
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[info]parking_brake
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Dear Scone. This is a fist.


[info]parking_brake
[info]valarlogs
Who: Kirk, Sulu, Scotty, Varric. Introducing the Dessert Gang and the return of Jay and Bob. Also, Bianca
What: Bar brawl! And then collapsing on Scotty's floor.
When: Friday
Where: Mad Dogs and Englishmen and Mad Monty's Repairs
Rating: PG-13
Status: Part 2 of 2 (complete)

Holy shit its Jackie Chan! )