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Did I miss something? This town seems to be teeming with more Muggles than usual. Weird ones too, by the looks of it.

HARRY POTTER

Did other me ever teach you to play Wizard Chess?

I FOUND IT. I found the med droid matrix I've been looking for FOREVER. Do you know what this means? I can FINALLY put together that old med droid I've had since I ransacked an old Separatist mining colony on Abafar. Stars knows how long that thing's been decommissioned.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER:

Two things.

1. When are you going to tell them you're moving out?

2. Your ass looks phenomenal today. Have you been doing Force squats or something?

Mia is gone. Shep and I are homeless. I think he's freaking out more than I am. Does anyone here have experience with service dogs? And does anyone need one? He's been training with Mia, but I know she'd want him to go to someone who needs him for what he's been trained for, rather than staying with me when I don't need a service dog. He's a golden retriever, and a total sweetheart.

WHO: Tony Stark & Julia Wicker
WHAT: Michael grants Julia with an excellent ass day. Tony is understandably distracted during fight training.
WHEN: Monday, July 9
WHERE: The Malibu House
WARNINGS: Quick fluff.
STATUS: Complete in gdocs

( I think maybe that could have gone better. )

[Henry Mills]

So how good are you at sneaking out of your house?

[ellie & quentin]

I really hope you two were smart enough to not leave evidence.

[jean]

We should go out. With the baby. Lunch or something.

[VIDEO: security cam footage from several angles of three poorly-disguised individuals wearing Iron Man Halloween masks toilet papering Tony's mansion, with the following shaming caption:

We used to be Avengers, but now we TP houses to make ourselves feel alive again.]

( Not an IC Cut )

This week we are selling The Hoth. An iced white mocha, that is neither as cold as Hoth, nor as white as it, but I don't come up with these names. I think they're inspired by the place across the street.

[Filter: Eliot & Fen]

I hate this weather. There has to be somewhere on this planet that's cooler.

Well, Fleur, it looks like France is moving forward! I'm going to be obsessively checking the England vs. Croatia match tomorrow. Merlin save me. I'm sorry to those in Record-Keeping that have to put up with my potential loudness and my general 'Please win, England' emotions. I'm sort of looking forward to France vs England if we win.

In other, non-football related news. I'm trying to put together a weekend hike somewhere maybe a little cooler than here. I haven't figured out the where yet, but if anyone wants to come, let me know!

ETA: Alternatively, if anyone wants to start up Quidditch teams, I feel like we might have a good time of it and I've been told I'll get a glittery sign if I play, so I may have ulterior motives.

Yesterday I found Emma's locket. She gave it to me to keep it safe when she left home and I couldn't find it, so finding it has been really nice. Now I just have to make sure it's somewhere safe. It's all I have of her, so it's nice to at least have even this small thing.

( Group Text to Kylo Ren & Eliot Waugh )

[Filtered to Daisy Johnson (MCU), Jemma Simmons, and Peter Parker (94)]

Hey, so, most of you are new to the whole life of Flash thing in this universe, but like I live with two of you and you're all really smart, so here it goes. I got all this paperwork I've gotta fill out 'cause I gotta transfer from UT Austin to the university here in Tumbleweed. And like some of it all sounds straight forward, but other parts make my eyes cross and I just wanna make sure I got it all set so I ain't missing out next semester, so, uh, are any of you up for helping me not mess this up?

[Filtered to Credence]

So when was that trip to Florida again?

WHO: Justice of Toren & Michael
WHAT: Documentation
WHEN: July 7
WHERE: Fort Neill
WARNINGS: Misgendering, reference to loss

( Yes, I am experiencing strong emotions. It’s really quite terrible )

I've already had two people ask to take a picture with me. Maybe it will get annoying enough to use the image transducer eventually but probably not. I never did back home in Westchester.

Do adults often engage in high school pranks against each other in this place?

[Lois Lane]

I believe I will take you up on your offer to stay, at least for a time.

MESSAGE VIA PRIVATE COMMS (not the network)

» Ship?
» Station?

[Team Barnacles]

So who wants to help me build a pool? Apparently there are rules and stuff for digging and I haven't asked Bae's mom Emma yet.

It'll probably take up most of the backyard. Back home my house was in a cave right next to a lagoon. It was pretty cool. I want it to feel like that sorta. I'll do the digging and heavy construction. I just need help with the rules and stuff.

A questionable thanks to whoever bestowed me with an added boost to my ego yesterday. Not that I have trouble with my ego, though. I got a lot of tips because of it, though. Can't really complain about that. Even though I don't actually need the money right now, but

[Julia Wicker]

I'll take the spells off the books. Since we're teaching people. Or maybe I'll just go with one book when necessary. I still have my files, too. We'll look through and see what'll be useful, I guess.

[Ethan Chandler]

And thank you for assisting me yesterday with Roman hands and Russian fingers personified.

You know, if you all are wondering what uses there could be for eggs and toilet paper that you don't plan on using for yourself, you can try reaching out to the homeless instead??

Hello? Is this thing writing down everything I say? Oh wow that's so neat. I wonder how this thing works - oh god what the hell? No don't write that. I said don't write that! Stop. Stop!

Hello? My name is Keyleth. I don't know what's going on, but I'm looking for my friends. I think I might have stepped onto another plane, and I really didn't mean to do that. I'm guessing my spell didn't work. Uh can anyone hear me?

And if anyone heard that before - I'm sorry.