the displaced; ic

Alright. I'm out. What law enforcement jobs are options here?

OTHER PEOPLE LIVE HERE TOO I miss my teammates. The ones I made when I decided I wasn't going to part of the shit show that was Civil War. I miss Viv and wish she had stayed. I miss Nadia and Sam and Miles and Cyclops. But like, the younger Scott, the one who ended up totally time-displaced and decided to join us. I guess having Cho around helps, but we need fresher and newer faces up here.

Sometimes, I miss the chance to be a normal teen again and actually have sleepovers or something with friends too but then I remember how my not-American parents never understood that concept, so I wouldn't have gotten normal teenage sleepovers anyway even if I wasn't a superhero, BUT! A lot of us hung out like normal teens in between all the superheroing when we could. It was funtimes. I wish they could be back here.

I would like to thank those who made fake references and papers for me. Getting a job likely would have been quite a bit more challenging than it was without your assistance. The insurance is already making me wish I had chosen another profession. Unfortunately I don't have the patience for anything else.

I was also wondering if anyone might know where to get affordable art supplies. I just need some simple charcoal pencils and paper.

( Cut for pic, not IC )

Me at all that's going on in this town right now. I hope. I had help with the picture, so hopefully, it conveys my feelings clearly and doesn't actually say something like "I'm stupid".

Does anyone have experience with service animals?

WHO: A Dalek + The Response Unit
WHAT: There's a dalek in the portal room.
WHEN: Tuesday Night
WHERE: Fort Neil Resettlement Bureau
WARNINGS: TBD
STATUS: OOC/IC

( Daleks: Subtract love, add hate. )

Would anyone be interested in sparring? I would prefer to fight someone with great strength and endurance, so I do not cause harm to thee.

DOCTORS (10 & 12):

A Dalek came through the portal. However, it's completely dormant. We can tell that it has life signs, but beyond that, it's doing absolutely nothing. We've locked it in one of the reinforced rooms, the kind that none of us can get out of, for now.

But we need some kind of long term action on this. Suggestions?

PORTAL GUARDS:

We've got a situation involving a Dalek. Need as many of you with weapons.

someone ate all of my lucky charms and left cereal dust in the box

WHO EVEN DOES THAT

I go away for a few days, and when I get back is Tumbleweed crawling with tourists. Thank you, Michael, for delivering my coffee and bagel, otherwise I'd be standing in line for half an hour for my order.

[Private to Natasha Romanoff (MCU)]

Seriously, what made you think it was a good idea to go after Tony's place like that, knowing how shaky the relationship is between Tony, Steve and Bucky?

[Private to Tony Stark, Amadeus Cho, Shuri, and Betty Ross]

Betty and I were working on a machine that I'd hoped would help suppress the Hulk, but when something went wrong I came to the realization that I'm too traumatized to work directly on this sort of project. I'm worried that something really horrible will happen and cause a repeat of my accident (or worse), but instead of that being good and keeping me on my toes so it won't happen again, it's stressing me out and causing high levels of anxiety, which you know isn't good for me.

I wonder if you guys would be interested in helping? Betty has been working with me, so she has all the information you need, including a flash drive with data collected up to the moment of the accident that turned me into a monster. Shuri, I know we haven't communicated at all in Tumbleweed, but I have the memory of you helping with Vision when we were up against Thanos, and I trust your skill.

I can be around to answer questions, or if you need me to run preliminary tests, but I need to be hands off.

Okay. Hilarious. That was almost original 40 years ago.

So everyone's had their fun. I think we should all agree to put an end to this junior high prank parade we seem to be stuck on.

[Filtered to X-Mansion Residents + X-men]

I really miss the in ground defense lasers. Why did we get rid of those again?

Wakanda's place of residence has security measures. Please, for your safety, avoid including it in your pranks.

[ FILTERED TO OKOY, SHURI, & MARGO HANSON EDIT: FALKE EDIT2: NAKIA ]
The Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority has been having some difficulty enforcing their anti-poaching measures, due to a particularly terrible group of poachers. The Zambezi Elephant is in danger, as a result.

Would any of you care to join me to find a solution? This one will be a little more...active than the last project we were on. Margo, I included you because you mentioned you were interested in doing something more with your summer.

Greetings, people citize citizens and fellow visitors to this planet Earth. My name is Seivarden Vendaai, and I am from the Provisional Republic of Two Systems.

I've never been to this planet before, and your hospitality is appreciated. My thanks to Steve for the gloves and clothes, and to Michael, for the paperwork and the ride. I look forward to meeting the rest of you. You may have already met my captain and friend, Breq, who arrived here a few days ago.

I now have the COMPLETE COLLECTION of "aliens" from the crash landing. Which this time around look a loooot like people we know.

[Pretend there is a photo of the Displaced First Contact and extras from the big fight action figures here]

WHO: Napoleon Solo & Gaby Teller
WHERE: Adrian, TX: Midpoint Café
WHEN: June 21st, 2018 (Backdated)
WHAT: The first stop on their road trip!
WARNINGS: None
STATUS: Complete

( ’Shall we aim for the Santa Monica Pier?’ )

So this is perhaps a, shall we say, crapshoot, but until recently, I was the producer of Trish Talk at KUDD, the radio station. With Miss Walker having left, I find myself in possession of a vacancy. Possibly in the 2 pm slot.

Does anyone with speaking experience wish to collaborate on a pitch for a new show?

( Not an IC cut. )

[ FILTERED TO TONY STARK (MCU) ]
So this is me swallowing my pride
Standing in front of you saying I'm sorry for that night.

In all realness, I'm sorry for letting the rest of my shit boil up and taking it out on you. I'm coming back tonight. Is that okay with you?

[ FILTERED TO BLACK OPS GROUP ]
Human traffickers. A group operating out of Nova Scotia. Why Nova Scotia? Guess we're going to find out, but they're trading Americans, so that's why they're getting us involved.

Riggs, Echo, Lance. I want you three out there to gather intel. Flights have been booked for you to go out tomorrow night and you can pick up your IDs for this mission at the Facility anytime tomorrow morning. I'll send you what we already have, but your goals are the following: find out where they are holding those that we're trying to rescue, find out how big of a ring this is, call for backup if you need it, go in and leave the bad guys in a position to be arrested, and save the victims. Standard stuff.

Who is available to work comms? Shifts of ten hours until the mission is done.

[ FILTERED TO LAUREL & LEGENDS ]

Headed out of town for a few days. I'll be in touch when I can, otherwise see you when I get back.

My sister has disappeared. Rose Red, for those who knew her or were beginning to know her. I wish that I could say it gets easier, but it honestly gets more exhausting. It stops feeling like a joyous occasion when she comes back. I'll miss her, but perhaps she is better off in our world.

However, it leaves me in a bit of a bind. I have four shapeshifting children and one zephyr child, and I need child care during the daytime. I begin my day at 9am, but it can often go on beyond normal 9-5 on weekdays. I often have events that I must attend, and while I could chose someone from the town, I'd rather not expose them to the antics of my children which could and likely will include shapeshifting, flying, and my daughter who can control the North Wind.

Is there anyone out there who is looking for a summer position? I would pay generously, and of course would stock the kitchen with all sorts of goodies.

There's a blackberry patch near the back of Miller's Wood and they're incredible. I might actually get sick if I eat all of these though. Anyone want some? I'm just hanging out at Camp Half-blood.

[JOHN MURPHY]

I won't be at guard duty tonight, but I'll be back.

[BELLAMY BLAKE]

I wanted to tell you sooner. I joined a Black Ops team.

Going to Nova Scotia (?) tomorrow night.

It's safe, safer than what Azgeda had me do.

[Private to John Murphy, Johanna Mason, Mary Crowley]

Taking advantage of all these tourists, I'm opening the warehouse for people to come in and browse. If you're able, it would be wonderful if any of you could assist.