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[Filtered to Frigga]

Mother. May I come see you?

So actual multiverse weirdness or is this the crappiest version of Valhalla to ever exist?

Because I've gotta say, the welcome wagon for fallen warriors needs significant improvement. Maybe trade up actual shots for the tequila variety. Don't throw people through doors when they get here, oh mysterious forces. Be better greeters.

Is there coffee? Someone tell me there's coffee.

[Filter: Han Solo]

I have a question for you.

[Added filter: Eliot]

I'm asking my dad to help me with the airplane I got for Christmas.

i really love missing out on the crazy sometimes. the break is real nice.

Having magic was weird. I could never figure out if I'd forgotten doing something or it just happened.

And I got water all over the floor and Pup went and lay in it. I think he was cooling down but now I have to brush all the tangles out.

[MCU Avengers (except Peter)]

What the hell?!

For those of you attending the local university, what are you studying and how did you get a workaround for your transcripts, etc.?

James, Remus, Petunia

Tell me I'm not completely mental for thinking about going back to school. Part-time, of course.

Does anyone have a car I can borrow for a week or so? I promise not to get even a dent on it.

Bones

How would you feel about taking a road trip with me?

[Backdated to yesterday]



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I got a bunch of Canary Creams and I'm going to eat one at the end of my shifts at the diner. I'm sure it'll make me feel better. Birds have no worries.

[Filtered to Nakia]

How are you? You no longer set things on fire, correct?

[contains Infinity War spoilers]

The hardware store isn't bad. I know a lot of tools because I used to help my dad repair the house. It was always falling apart. And I was the oldest, so I got to hand him the tools. I miss him.

But yeah, hardware store. Not like there's a lot of places in town for me to work, being an ex-Victor and ex-soldier.


ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴏғ ᴋᴀᴛɴɪss ᴇᴠᴇʀᴅᴇᴇɴ

I didn't get anything for Katniss for her birthday. We went hunting. I know she's not really a material kind of person, but I wish I could do something. I'm not the most sentimental person. I'm not asking anyone to pick a present out for me, but she's been here longer in this world than I have. Is there anything she likes here that I wouldn't know about?

[Syd Barrett]

It has been some time since we've spoken. I wondered if you would like to come over for lunch next week?

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're an Easter Egg!

[Texts Alice Quinn]

--Hey neighbor
--I did the thing and moved
--I'm over in 1B

[Filter: Malibu House Residents]

Hey Mr. Stark,

So I was thinking I'd like to try Quidditch if that's okay? They're going to have lessons and rentals and pick up games and the pick up games are free but the lessons and the classes aren't so I was wondering if that was okay or if maybe there were some extra chores I can do or like if I need to get a part time job?

Okay, thanks!

Peter

ROGUE (616)

So I made teleporter bracelets for your island thing. Only I haven't figured out what everyone is gonna want them to look like. Right now they just look like leather bracelets or they're invisible. I don't really want to make a million of them looking all the same, but a million specially customized ones is a headache too, so... that's the only part I need to figure out, is what I'm saying.

And what's your plan for getting them to new people who might not know immediately about the island? I can make them so they can't be used by anyone looking to hurt the island or the people or dinosaurs on it, so I guess I could just make a bunch and give them to you or Fort Neill. Or whatever.

ALBUS POTTER

Looks like Quidditch is a bigger thing than you were expecting it to be. You think you're gonna need more brooms?

I guess you can tell the people running it that I made them, in case they have any problems with them, but ask them not to advertise it. Even though it's not really a secret anymore. Also if they're gonna be asking me for more shit then I better get something out of it.

ATTENTION

As you may or may not know, The Pit has been under construction for some time now. Due to the delay caused by our Ocean Cruise, we've just recently finished construction on our dedicated Quidditch Pitch and are almost ready to received visitors.

We will be opening our doors, so to speak, on Tuesday May 29th at 8 AM. However, we invite everyone to come out to the premises on Sunday May 27th. We will be having an open house on that day so if you've never seen Quidditch in action or how a broom flies, you can come get a glimpse ahead of time. We are planning on a full day of pickup games and will be showing everyone how the game is played should people need explanation.

The Pit is user friendly and if you've ever had a dream of mounting a broom and taking to the air then we are here for you. While we have rental brooms available for all Wizards and Witches, we also have brooms specifically designed for use by non magical patrons. That's right. You do not have to have magic in order to participate.

I've provided a schedule of what we currently offer here. There will be lessons available beginning on opening day and ideally, once we have enough interested people, we will begin to have weekend matches in the near future.

Thank you.

WIZARDING WORLD

I need one more instructor. Does anyone have interest in teaching flying and would like to interview with myself, Bill and James?

No offense to Zelda or any other magic users around, but I for one am glad to be back to my normal no-powers self.

[Kara Danvers]

What are your thoughts on having everyone over for dinner sometime this week? Like how we used to do back home.

[Filtered to EPS Staff + ]EPS Seniors & Guardians]

We've got a preliminary Itinerary of this year's senior trip. The EPS is covering hotels, transpo, and meals. Though spending money will be on students. We're planning to leave Sunday June 17 (following graduation on the 16th) and return Sunday June 24th and go from Tumbleweed to Mount Rushmore, Yellowstone National Park, and the Grand Canyon National Park.

This is a classic roadtrip across some great stretches of the country, and I really tried to grasp that Americana flavor with choice of stops and roadside attractions. It should be cool rad gnarly fun.!

[Filtered to EPS Staff]

Unfortunately Jean's due around this time, so I'm unable to go. I have a soft yes from Emma on this trip, but ideally we need at least three drivers.

Preferably 25+ and comfortable driving some sort of Winnebago. I'm working that last detail out with rentals and our insurance.

I know I've only been here a day, but I hadn't realised previously just how slow linear time really is, particularly for a human. This is an odd sensation.

[ Rogue (616) & Scott Summers ]

I have circumstantially found myself the guardian of an overly-enthusiastic teenage boy who seems far too eager to begin school here. I'm assuming the name Peter Parker rings a bell.

I gather that the school year is almost over. Can he, I don't know, audit the last couple of weeks to get the lay of the land and enroll officially in the fall? He tells me he'll be a junior.

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff, Peggy Carter, Ianto Jones BCC: Jan van Dyne]

GIVEN a cohesive and regulated appearance facilitates visual detection of outsiders, improving compound security.
GIVEN performance of similar tasks, uniform appearance, and adherence to structural regulations has been shown to accelerated in-group acceptance, leading to an increased sense of belonging
GIVEN adherance to uniform standards can increase attention to detail, sense of community, and personal pride in appearance
GIVEN this uniform appearance can increase the appearance of professionalism, contributing positively to corporate branding.
GIVEN that Resettlement Bureau personnel come into constant contact with an array of potentially foreign pathogens, clothing worn and processed in house limits risk of cross-contamination of the Tumbleweed community.
GIVEN that many Resettlement Bureau staff arrive with no access to outside finances beyond housing, affordable, professional clothing becomes a prime concern.

IT IS CONCLUDED that the establishment of a uniform would greatly benefit the Resettlement Bureau

IT HAS BEEN PROPOSED that designs by a displaced fashion designer, Ms. Janet van Dyne of [ADDRESS], could be considered as an economical means of designing and distributing uniforms while simultaneously uplifting a displaced person seeking capital for her own business.

In the interest of full disclosure, I do live with Ms. van Dyne. But I can speak to the quality of her work.

[Filtered to Jan van Dyne]

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Let's try this again

I saved up enough money to get a Switch. Does anyone want to play Mario Kart with me?

I'm going to teach Quentin needlepoint, he just doesn't know it yet.
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So to everyone who had my gem:

I'm sorry! I hope nothing was too weird for you.

Also, if you have any questions, go on and ask them. I'm really open up about my powers.