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Maria Hill ([info]typeaplus) wrote in [info]thedisplaced,
@ 2018-05-20 23:24:00

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Entry tags:jan van dyne / the wasp (trn562), maria hill (trn562), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), peggy carter (mcu)

[Filtered to Natasha Romanoff, Peggy Carter, Ianto Jones BCC: Jan van Dyne]


GIVEN a cohesive and regulated appearance facilitates visual detection of outsiders, improving compound security.
GIVEN performance of similar tasks, uniform appearance, and adherence to structural regulations has been shown to accelerated in-group acceptance, leading to an increased sense of belonging
GIVEN adherance to uniform standards can increase attention to detail, sense of community, and personal pride in appearance
GIVEN this uniform appearance can increase the appearance of professionalism, contributing positively to corporate branding.
GIVEN that Resettlement Bureau personnel come into constant contact with an array of potentially foreign pathogens, clothing worn and processed in house limits risk of cross-contamination of the Tumbleweed community.
GIVEN that many Resettlement Bureau staff arrive with no access to outside finances beyond housing, affordable, professional clothing becomes a prime concern.


IT IS CONCLUDED that the establishment of a uniform would greatly benefit the Resettlement Bureau

IT HAS BEEN PROPOSED that designs by a displaced fashion designer, Ms. Janet van Dyne of [ADDRESS], could be considered as an economical means of designing and distributing uniforms while simultaneously uplifting a displaced person seeking capital for her own business.

In the interest of full disclosure, I do live with Ms. van Dyne. But I can speak to the quality of her work.
[Filtered to Jan van Dyne]


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[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 03:50 am UTC (link)
If you wanted to give your friend the job of creating a uniform all you had to do was say so, Maria.

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[info]blackwidowed
2018-05-21 03:53 am UTC (link)
Do we even need uniforms? Most people on portal patrol have their own made specially for them?

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[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 03:54 am UTC (link)
I don't particularly care either way.

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[info]blackwidowed
2018-05-21 03:55 am UTC (link)
A dress code's something we could do.

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[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 03:56 am UTC (link)
Why? What purpose does it serve for us to add in a rule about clothing?

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[info]blackwidowed
2018-05-21 03:57 am UTC (link)
The same purpose uniforms would serve.

I just figure this isn't a military installation, though it was at some point. No need for uniforms.

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[info]nosuitnoservice
2018-05-21 03:59 am UTC (link)
There's probably an advantage in people avoiding, say, jeans and t-shirts, but I think people are largely assuming that anyway.

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Re: first filter.
[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 03:59 am UTC (link)
I see no reason for them to be a necessity here.

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same filter minus maria hill.
[info]blackwidowed
2018-05-21 04:01 am UTC (link)
We could just give her a dress code.

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[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 04:03 am UTC (link)
That would wrap the issue up in a neat little bow.

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same filter minus maria hill.
[info]blackwidowed
2018-05-21 04:10 am UTC (link)
I appreciate the initiative though.

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Re: same filter minus maria hill.
[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 04:11 am UTC (link)
Perhaps we can direct its focus elsewhere.

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same filter minus maria hill.
[info]blackwidowed
2018-05-21 04:16 am UTC (link)
She seems dead set on a uniform.

Other than that, let's give her a project.

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Re: same filter minus maria hill.
[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 04:27 am UTC (link)
I'll leave that to you.

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same filter minus maria hill.
[info]blackwidowed
2018-05-21 04:27 am UTC (link)
Let her get her own uniform, then I'll figure out a project for her.

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[info]nosuitnoservice
2018-05-21 04:17 am UTC (link)
Dark trousers, blue shirt, security badge with ID photo. Then we could moonlight at Wal*mart.

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same filter minus maria hill.
[info]blackwidowed
2018-05-21 04:18 am UTC (link)
Enjoy yourself. I'm wearing whatever I want.

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[info]typeaplus
2018-05-21 04:11 am UTC (link)
It would help in classification in the case of large scale influxes of people through the portal and lend to an air of authority in intercepting off-site arrivals.

Civilians really respond to someone in a uniform in a crisis, ma'am.

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[info]blackwidowed
2018-05-21 04:28 am UTC (link)
Have her come up with a uniform for you, and we'll go from there.

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[info]typeaplus
2018-05-21 04:41 am UTC (link)
Yes ma'am.

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[info]typeaplus
2018-05-21 03:55 am UTC (link)
That and it's kind of weird not having one.

But I've always been a big believer in them, even before SHIELD. ROTC, Venturers, Track, Field Hockey, the Banana Stand, school.

I don't think I've really had to pick my own clothes since I was like seven. And I'm undoubtedly better for it.

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[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 03:58 am UTC (link)
Note to self: If I recreate SHIELD, abolish uniforms.

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[info]typeaplus
2018-05-21 04:10 am UTC (link)
Hey. You guys did a great job with uniforms. The vintage Helicarrier ones are super practical and wear great.

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[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 04:16 am UTC (link)
I'm afraid I don't know what that looks like.

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[info]typeaplus
2018-05-21 04:17 am UTC (link)
!!!!

I have a scrapbook on SHIELD through the ages. I'll bring it to work sometime. You'll love it!

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[info]myvalue
2018-05-21 04:23 am UTC (link)
Wonderful.

I can't wait to see them.

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-21 03:53 am UTC (link)
YOU USED A GIF!

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jan/maria.
[info]typeaplus
2018-05-21 03:56 am UTC (link)
I can use gifs.

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-21 03:56 am UTC (link)
I know! I'm so proud.

So what's two thumbs up?

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jan/maria.
[info]typeaplus
2018-05-21 04:13 am UTC (link)
I contacted Agents Carter, Romanoff, and Jones about uniforms for the Resettlement Bureau!

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-21 04:16 am UTC (link)
OH! That! I totally had forgotten about it.

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jan/maria.
[info]typeaplus
2018-05-21 04:43 am UTC (link)
I had to write an impact report before I felt comfortable approaching on it.

But Agent Romanoff said to design one and we'll go from there.

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[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 01:27 am UTC (link)
Okay, but WHO am I designing for? That's VERY important. If I was designing for Spider-Woman, I'd have to have a specific color scheme and fabric prototypes to work with her powers.

Or is it just a generic design for the uniforms?

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jan/maria.
[info]typeaplus
2018-05-22 01:47 am UTC (link)
Well. I guess everyone at the resettlement bureau.

It's a uniform. They're uniform.

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 03:57 am UTC (link)
They weren't at the Academy.

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jan/maria.
[info]typeaplus
2018-05-22 04:04 am UTC (link)
They were for the SHIELD recruits.

I mean the straight SHIELD ones. Not those who also had Avengers clearance.

Demographically speaking, they skew a little more bi with straight tendencies as a group.

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 04:07 am UTC (link)
Okay, but those were so boooooooring.

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jan/maria.
[info]typeaplus
2018-05-22 04:08 am UTC (link)
JV always is.

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 04:09 am UTC (link)
UUGGGGGGGGGGh fine. Boring, generic uniforms it is.

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[info]typeaplus
2018-05-22 04:16 am UTC (link)
It doesn't have to be boring. Just... pret a porter?

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 04:17 am UTC (link)
Never. Ever. Utter that expression to me again.

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jan/maria.
[info]typeaplus
2018-05-22 04:20 am UTC (link)
Did I use it wrong?

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 04:22 am UTC (link)
Maria... do you buy your clothes off the rack? And just wear them as is?

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jan/maria.
[info]typeaplus
2018-05-22 04:23 am UTC (link)
I usually get them from the SHIELD apparel catalog.

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 04:24 am UTC (link)
Hang on a minute.

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 04:25 am UTC (link)
I can't even.

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 04:25 am UTC (link)
🤢

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jan/maria.
[info]typeaplus
2018-05-22 04:36 am UTC (link)
...jk?

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jan/maria.
[info]fabulous
2018-05-22 01:08 pm UTC (link)
Okay. If you're going to get things off the rack, at LEAST let me tailor it to fit you better. This totally explains the saggy butt of your trousers.

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