the displaced; ic

I don't usually do this kind of thing, because I prefer genuine encounters on my radio show. However, in light of the events, I'd like some of the Displaced to call in at certain times to talk about the incident. Obviously, we won't be discuss the truth, so I'll need people with good poker faces. Or voices, in this case.

In no way, shape, or form should you mention that a person had any ability to do this. Got it? Hit me up.

Okay. So let me see if I got this right. We got transported to another universe via unknown means, there's no way to get back, and I'm stuck in quarantine until they let me out. And this is real. It's not a dream, or a hallucination. Someone warping with reality? A week ago, I wouldn't have thought to ask that question, but it's been a long fucking week.

I'm Shadow.

[Filtered to Luke Cage (MCU)]

Hey big guy, wanna work for me again?

$125/hr plus expenses, expenses maybe to include hardware this time?

[Filtered to Claire Temple]

Can you get me into the hospital? Or do I have to try to do that myself?

Even though it got trashed in an accident, I miss my truck.

[Cair Paravel & friends*]

All right, so I realize that it's the morning after prom, BUT I swear we don't have to do it too early (Nico, you're already volunteered you don't get to say otherwise), and I'm wondering if a couple more of you would be interested in helping me put up lights for Mom & Dad's wedding at Poe's place.

Like if we had 3 or 4 of us doing it, I bet we could get done really quick, and we could go get pancakes after or something.

[* if you've talked to him probably you're included if you want to be]

[Texts to Logan Howlett]

-- ⚡Hey⚡
-- Is patching a ceiling kind of like patching a wall?
-- Or is there a trick to it not collapsing?

Since being named the drama instructor at the Ellie Phimister School, life has been quite busy! And with a good will, I set my shoulder to bringing good theatre to our young ones here in Tumbleweed. But the truth is, we've really only got the active interest for a early 20th century style production - "Krapp's Last Tape", if you will.

That isn't necessarily what I'd call a play meant to christen a theatre. As such, I have obtained approval to open up the Ellie Phimister School summer production to the community. We will be putting on "Romeo & Juliet" right here, in the castle. There is a perfectly serviceable ballroom which will make for a very nice theatre in the round.

Not only will we need to cast the play but we'll need help with arranging lighting and set design. Please do consider joining. I think that storytelling has a wonderful way of bringing us all together.

I shall post a try-out schedule quite soon, but if you're like me, I'm sure you want to begin preparing your monologues.

I'm quite certain that someone, somewhere out in the cosmos, must really have a personal vendetta against me. So much so that they've thrust me through time just to evade my happiness. I am aware that it is unbecoming to luxuriate in one's sorrows but it is starting to feel quite ridiculous and as if I'm destined for solitude.

I was informed that this device allows me to communicate if I wish and I can ask questions. What disease is it that this settlement is concerned with that I must be sanctioned off from the populace? I assure you I've shown no symptoms of any of the common illnesses.

I realize this isn't much notice, but we've had a h I'm hosting a cook out here at our house for Memorial Day. I don't want to get in the way of the town's celebrations, so ours will be this Sunday instead. We have plenty of space, a pool, and I promised Bucky I would make sure to tell everyone that Sam, Bucky and I are challenging anyone who's interested to an ultimate frisbee match. We'll have plenty of food between us, but if you'd like to bring something to drink, either for just yourself or to share, that'd be much appreciated. You're all welcome to come, for as long as you want.

I The other thing I thought I should mention, in case people were wondering and hadn't heard yet, is that Sharon's gone, too.

SAM WILSON:

Have you seen Lillie?

I'm not yet used to American holidays, but it's sort of nice when you realize that you're coming up to a three-day weekend and hadn't even been expecting it. Surprise.

PRIM EVERDEEN

I've a food-related question for you.