Knowhere IC

Well. That happened.

[BOBBI]

You want to spar or something?

I can't with parents right now.

Who: Maria Hill & Bobbi Morse
What: Two old friends out drinking. Maria starts out tipsy.
Warnings: Well..... Probably some language
When: Just after this
Rating: Medium I'm sure
Status: Incomplete

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Filtered to everyone but Alucard

I can take Star Wars being real. That's fine.

Dracula though. Dracula is here. He's going by Alucard.

I wasn't sure if there were going to be any new creatures to discover here, but I think I've found one. Does anyone know anything about a tentacles type creature? What is it called? What it's purpose? Anything at all?

It looks a bit like ( this )

I have to apologize, I was trying to get a quick sketch before it ran off.

How do you guys even do this? Deal with downtime?

Truth be told, I don't even want deal with it. And while lots of things here are beyond my current scope of understanding, I can lift the heavy things and get the heavy things where they have to be.

So I guess that's my first official job. Aside from 'asshole brother'.

I was also told to work on a signature for official documents and stuff, so furiously scribbling on pieces of paper and being grateful that Tony taught me how to read and write are just [...] not something I thought I'd ever do.

You're all weird.

How do I turn cash into those credit things?

[Frank

Elphias is going to kill me Well! It seems I've arrived a bit late, though I had no idea I'd be traveling again so soon. Would anyone care for a cup of tea? I'd offer sweets, but I fed the last of my lemon drops to a dear feathered companion of mine. Phoenixes can be terribly picky when it comes to meals, you know, and I'd hate to make him cross — he's grown large enough to snatch my glasses, and I'm useless without them. I suppose it's my fault for feeding him lemon drops in the first place. [...] Ah, well. Nothing to be done about it now.

More importantly: how do you take your tea?

I want my guns back

What the fuck? Am I in space? What the fuck am I even in space for? Does my shield even work in space? Do I? Tony, how did you [...]

Okay. Where the hell are you, so we can go back to Earth?

I swear, you try to power up the electrical grid, and you end up in space. Starks.

Hello?

Oh my God, the refreshments at last night's meeting? THE WORST!!! Am I right??! And that so-called party, afterward? I could do so much better.

In fact, I demand to do better! I want to throw a party. Not for everybody on this skull, but for the new arrivals, like me. Everybody is chatting one another up on their devices, but what we need is a proper meet and greet, with food and music and dancing.

A talking Russian Space Dog?

Stark. What did you do?

So this is different. Any chance we're even slightly closer to finding out when we'll be getting back to Earth? Not that I'm not enjoying the surprise holiday to outer space but the view is sort of lost on me and aside from looking at stars I'm not sure what the appeal of space is. Also it stinks. Recycled air. Pretty sure I can smell every single person in this place

Please be sure to attend town hall meeting. The Guardians are back and will be there to brief you on findings. There will be snacks also.

In other news, we found the culprits who break in to continuum cortex and steal passport. They have been apprehended and detained for questioning. We have new cameras installed in cortex so this will not happen again. Do not even think about it. You need to leave Knowhere? You ask and I will make it so.

((OOC: Feel free to use this post to plot out anything that happened at the town hall!))

[Posting as Jason]

So this is happening, right? I totally got kidnapped to a floating head and given financial advice by a space dog? Because I'm telling you, I don't touch the crap they sell in Gotham. Or, you know, any of it. And this is trippy. Like Mad Hatter trippy. Was there a breakout at Arkham?

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