Knowhere IC

[Steve Rogers (616)]

What did they do? We need to talk.

Steve,why am I here? I wanted to see the Grand Canyon, not the inside view of some fucked up Celestial's head. Although I'm kind of disappointed that I wasn't involved. Sounds like a good fight.

God, I hope there's a clause in my contract covering this. I'm going to need a glass of wine, a plate of fresh pastries and some decent chocolate before I'm ready to deal with this.

I have taken the following to Earth:

• Ororo Munroe


• Wanda Maximoff


• Jason Todd


• Bobbi Morse

Do not worry. They did not disappear like others have. They are safe. I told you I would not force any to stay here if they do not want to. See? I keep my word.

HELLO! Did you miss me?

Cosmo made me the official party queen of Knowhere! And by that, I mean that I'll be arranging a little soiree for all us people who were brought to Knowhere. I'm going for a Tiki Lounge sort of feel, with tropical drinks, barbecue, a limbo contest, the whole works! Too bad there's not a beach here, but anyway, we'll make do. For the past week, I've been away. I got to go to Earth, which was weird because it's just like the Earth I know, without Van Dyne Industries, or the Avengers, or even a Sokovia! But I'm back, with a bunch of decorations and other party surprises plus a few things I picked up for myself. The party is going to be on the 20th, so mark your calendars!

Do we have any entertainers in our midst? If you can play and instrument and want to perform, that would be wonderful! Let me know, alright?

Anything interesting happen while I was away?

[Open to All Marvel Characters (from all Universes) but Blocked From Pepper Potts]

Today is Pepper's birthday! She deserves a huge celebration, but I just arrived late last night-cycle, and there's no way I can arrange something that big so quickly. But I have cake from Duane Park Patisserie, and ice cream, and confetti, and balloons, so I thought I'd throw a surprise for her. Please come, no matter which universe you're from. She might not be your Pepper, but she's still Pepper Potts! It'll be held in my studio apartment, room 715, at 6:00 pm. DON'T TELL HER! It's going to be a SURPRISE! If you can all come by 5:45, I want everything set up and everybody hiding so when she comes into my apartment, we can all pop out.

I could use some help decorating and setting things up.

[Private to Pepper Potts]

We have SO MUCH WORK TO DO! For this Tiki Party, that is! We need to go over details, including location. I'm a bit jet lagged from traveling back from Earth, and I have a lot of unpacking to do, so could you come to my apartment later? Say, at 6:00 tonight? Pleeeeeease? It won't take long, I just want to show you the amazing things I brought.

[ Mom Bobbi ]

So I guess there was some Star Wars thing yesterday. Woulda been cool if you'd shown up. Did you get your sticks? Cosmo kind of reminds me of --

Fuck this

You know, there's an awful lot of people who seem to like roofs here. Just pointing that out.

[ James & Torunn ]

So what are we supposed to do now?

[ DadClint ]

Not bad with the bow, for an old guy.

[Nancy]

It has come to my attention you're requesting the services of The Hellsing Organization's services.

If you are available I'd prefer discussing terms in person.

Seems there's plenty of mercenary work here. Just not the kind of contracts worth taking. If you need someone or something found, I can track it for you. If it's a job that merits attention.

Well, I can confirm that the following people are not located on Knowhere, and have not left via ship, passport, or alien transportation device. I can't rule out mutant teleporter or random vaporization, so there's that?

Margaret Peggy Carter

Maria Hill

Luke Skywalker

Julia Wicker

Tags: hellsing ultimate: canon: alucard, marvel 616: au: ororo munroe, marvel 616: au: sharon carter, marvel 616: canon: natalia romanova, marvel 616: canon: steve rogers, once upon a time: au: red, star wars: au: ahsoka tano

You know if I wanted to show up in a big giant alien space head with a dog that could talk to me...

...I'd find something else to want.

The universe couldn't leave me alone, could it? I wasn't hurting anyone. I was minding my own business. I was happy. I always thought someone might come for me one day, find me way out there in the middle of nowhere, but this? I didn't expect this.

Figures I couldn't be left alone. I'm too powerful to be left to my own devices. Well, guess what? I didn't ask for this power! I don't want it. Take it. Take it all. I've done my part. I'm done now.

Why can't I just be done?

Ugh. Fucking guy with rings. Fucking brown outs. FUCKING SHITTY ASS SECURITY.

Reminder to myself that if I ever go back home, I need to coax Tony into downloading J.A.C.O.S.T.A. to Ultron's trophy room. Stat.

What do I talk to about sleeping arrangements?

Bloodstains. I helped.

Steve Rogers (616, Canon), Peggy Carter (MCU, Canon) Bobbi Morse (MCU, Canon) Clint Barton (MCU, Canon), Natasha Romanoff (MCU, Canon), "Nancy" (616, Canon), Sharon Carter (616, AU)

All of you have some sort of connection to SHIELD in your home world.

I have been thinking about this since arriving. I'm thinking we need to pool resources and the information that we have. As SHIELD or former SHIELD Agents, I think we all want to protect people on one level or another. The problem with this place is not knowing how we are arriving here that anyone could arrive. While I believe Cosmo will do his best to not allow them out there is always a chance that some might slip through.

So the point of this is two fold

1. We need information
2. We need to protect people here who cannot protect themselves

Bobbi, as you probably have all seen has opened up a gun range and sparring center for people to use. I know a lot of us will be using it to keep up our skills but offering beginning lessons would be good too. Bobbi, were you planning something like this?

I've spoken to Peggy about this who agrees with me. We need to also keep an ear out for information that might be of use. I'm sure we all are anyway as it is probably second nature by now. Peggy has gotten a job as a bar tender while I've managed to get one as Peter Quill's assistant.

There are a lot of people who can come and go from here. We don't know who they are and I don't like that. I'd therefore like to keep an ear to the ground for anyone who might have arrived or arrives who might be a danger to the people arriving here from other worlds such as us and won't be able to protect themselves if need be.

If you are interested in helping, can you let me know? Also if you might know anyone else who might be interested in it? I've written to the Avengers from all our worlds as well.

Steve Rogers (616, Canon), Peggy Carter (MCU, Canon) Bobbi Morse (MCU, Canon) Clint Barton (MCU, Canon), Natasha Romanoff (MCU, Canon), "Nancy" (616, Canon), Sharon Carter (616, AU), Scott Lang (MCU Canon), Stephen Strange (MCU Canon), Wanda Maximoff (MCU Canon) Bruce Banner (MCU AU), Janet Van Dyne (MCU AU), Pepper Potts (MCU AU), Sam Wilson (MCU AU), James Rogers (Animated Canon)

With the Guardians traveling over the Galaxy doing their jobs. I have been thinking that perhaps there should be a task force such as the Avengers in case anything might happen while they are away?

Frank Castle

What are you doing job wise here? I didn't ask when we caught up.

Padme Amidala

Hello,

I saw that you are Cosmo's assistance. My name is Maria Hill. I've been brought on as an assistant to Peter Quill so I imagine we shall have a bit to do with one another.

My name is Storm Ororo Munroe. Storm, if you prefer.

This isn't exactly what I thought I'd be doing today.

How do you guys even do this? Deal with downtime?

Truth be told, I don't even want deal with it. And while lots of things here are beyond my current scope of understanding, I can lift the heavy things and get the heavy things where they have to be.

So I guess that's my first official job. Aside from 'asshole brother'.

I was also told to work on a signature for official documents and stuff, so furiously scribbling on pieces of paper and being grateful that Tony taught me how to read and write are just [...] not something I thought I'd ever do.

You're all weird.

What the fuck? Am I in space? What the fuck am I even in space for? Does my shield even work in space? Do I? Tony, how did you [...]

Okay. Where the hell are you, so we can go back to Earth?

I swear, you try to power up the electrical grid, and you end up in space. Starks.

What the fuck is going on?

Fuckin

Where the fuck

Why are my fucking lawyers here? Am I dead? Finally?

That was the cutest goddamn dog

Jesus Christ

Hello?

A talking Russian Space Dog?

Stark. What did you do?

So this is different. Any chance we're even slightly closer to finding out when we'll be getting back to Earth? Not that I'm not enjoying the surprise holiday to outer space but the view is sort of lost on me and aside from looking at stars I'm not sure what the appeal of space is. Also it stinks. Recycled air. Pretty sure I can smell every single person in this place