Knowhere IC

Who: Roy Mustang & Ed Elric
What: Roy's got a plan
Where: Ed's shared apartment
When: Today
Warnings | Status: None | Log - Complete

( He couldn’t even ponder how he’d inherited the mess that was their lives, because it had been his genius idea to bring them under his wing. Even in an alternative world he’d somehow managed to screw his life up by caring about them.  )

[Filtered; Lieutenant Hawkeye]


Find Alphonse and calm him down. Please


[Filtered; Edward Elric]

What the hell is wrong with your brother?

[Filtered to Roy Colonel Mustang]

Hey! Do you know of any places that would hold up against some fire?

And, if you do, do you wanna work on some alchemy with me sometime? I really miss you it.


[Filtered to Mr. Harry]

Mr. Harry, do you know any places that can hold up against fire? I met a really nice lady who's going to show me some of her magic. She says she needs a big, fire-proof area.

Do you have somewhere you practice your magic?

Oh! Do you want to come with us?

Please?

Who: Colonel Roy Mustang & Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye
What: Two concerned parents superiors talk.
When: Mid-Afternoon through to Early morning Aug. 2-3
Where: Mustang’s Apartment
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( She’d follow him anywhere. What if he didn’t know where he was going anymore? That was also her point, wasn’t it? If he lost his way… Find a new life plan, Roy.  )

[Filtered to Colonel Roy Mustang]

Sir.

I have a sneaking suspicion Edward and Alphonse are related.

Read this.

T' whoever lef' ( 'dese ) on m' apartmen' doorknob..

Merci.

Who: Roy Mustang & Alphonse Elric
What: The General Colonel wants to see Al.
When: After this.
Where: Roy’s Apartment - 524
Rating: PG
Status: Log - Complete

( Why did the boy keep insisting on using informal names here? )

I'm in space! And there's a talking dog. And if you don't think that's the most amazing thing ever, you're wrong!

Unless you take into consideration that we're also on a giant disembodied head. Because.. that's pretty amazing, too.

Mr. Cosmo told me that I should introduce myself-- I'm Alphonse Elric, of Amestris. If you don't know where that is, it's sort of hard to explain. It's on Earth and it's big and Alchemy is one of the things we're known for. That's what I do back home, I'm an Alchemist. Pretty sure I'm the first ever Alchemist in space, they're never going to believe me when I get back home and tell them where I've been. They'll probably be pretty upset that I left without saying anything, but it wasn't really my fault! I don't know that the Colonel will care that it wasn't my fault, though. When I make it home, they'll probably lock me up in a dungeon to make sure I don't vanish again, and then no one will ever visit me and I won't have anymore friends, except for Roy and Riza, who will feed me through a slot in the door and remind me daily that I shouldn't have run off, and I'll get depressed and lonely and I'll start to wither away and then even when they finally release me, I'll be so skinny and old and broken that I'll never get a girlfriend, so I'll never have a wife! That means I'll never have children and my mother will be so devastated and she'll die of a broken heart and I'll have to live with that for the rest of my wifeless, childless life!



I have to get home to my mother.

You know what? I think I can handle this. A few people should back me up, but the rest of you can hang back and make sure that all of the fleas are okay.


...wow, you know, I never thought I'd say that. 'Make sure the fleas are okay.' What a crazy place!

Anyway, some of our Knowhere folk are hurt, too, so please make sure they're tended to. Gambit, you had better be okay.

I'm going to have a talk with these 'dust bunnies' and get them to agree to be more civil. For some reason, I'm feeling even more fired up than usual - it must be all the fresh air around here.

There appears to be some sort of festival under construction. That likely suggests encouraging things about the local infrastructure.

Why the hell would you send up flares in a place you don't know? You morons.

When I drop into unfamiliar territory I think, maybe I'll lay low and check things out, maybe I don't want the locals to take notice until I look around. I don't advertise my location.

Who: Colonel Mustang, Lieutenant Hawkeye, Ed & York
What: After this
When: Late evening/early morning.
Where: The Apartments - the 500 Block
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( His clothes were a wreck, but Ed didn’t care. For once his mind was silent and focused on the task in front of him, and that was a sort of peace he hadn’t felt in months. )

Who: Carlos Ramirez, Roy Mustang & York (With Castiel)
What: Two virgins, an angel and an AI try to help a Lady’s Man with girlfriend troubles.
When: Morning
Where: Out and about on Knowhere
Rating: PG-13 - And SO funny. You need this log in your life.
Status: Log - Complete

( Maybe, if Carlos was feeling playful, he’d join in. ‘’All by myself.. Don’t wanna be.. All by my~yyself... anymoo~ooore!’’ Yeah. That wasn’t quiet. At. All. And it lasted about fifteen seconds. )

Who: Colonel Mustang & Lieutenant Hawkeye
What: It’s like a showdown at the OK Corral.
When: After this.
Where: The Apartments - 524
Rating: R
Status: Log - Complete

( Too many things had gone wrong. He felt off. His good mood had died with his hopes of a decent first date and why? Because he was broken and the war had broken her. )

[Filtered; York]

Hey, you there?

In absence of Hughes, I guess you'll work.

Who: Colonel Mustang & Lieutenant Hawkeye
What: The Lieutenant makes an executive decision.
When: Afternoon
Where: The Barracks
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( They were always a study in contrasts, the Colonel and his Lieutenant; where he was dark she was light, where he was unpredictable she was steady, where he laughed she glared. Where he destroyed, she saved. )

Who: Dresden, Hawkeye, Mustang & York
What: York brings the Colonel to meet his boyfriend Harry.
When: Evening
Where: Harry’s Lab
Rating: Mild. For once.
Status: Log - Complete

( Mustang’s eyes climbed up … and up. Harry Dresden, the wizard, was huge. He was a giant of a man. )

Who: Colonel Mustang & Lieutenant Hawkeye
What: Just some really depressing conversation.
When: After Riza gets back from Ed and York’s apartment.
Where: The Barracks - 400
Rating: Very high. Super depressing. And some violence. Don’t read this.
Status: Log - Complete

( He might wake up with a gun in his face or a pillow over his mouth and nose, but that wouldn’t change what had happened. She’d kissed him back. )

Ugh. Pretty sure I got hit by a plane and run over by a bus. Did I actually sleep through an entire day??

Who: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye & York
What: Roy takes Ed, York and Riza drinking, this is the aftermath.
When: Late evening/Early morning
Where: Ed and York’s apartment, 520.
Rating: High for depressing as f*ck conversation topics.
Status: Log - Complete

( You don’t want to be looking down at her body one day and wonder why you never kissed her. )