Knowhere IC

Either this is a user manual, or someone's committed a terrible sin against literature as a whole. Will the real van Helsing please stand up?

Um. Something showed up in my apartment today. It's like this black body armor stuff with a cape and a hood that has cat ears or something? And it's too big for me

It's impossible to sleep here

[Filtered to Jason, Dick, Tim, and Cassie Sandsmark]

I got a job. I'm starting tomorrow as Peter's intern.

Various and sundry Wayne family associates, we're doing dinner as soon as I can get an order in for real food from Earth. You have any requests, make them known. Yes, I will feed you junk food. No, I will not let you skip the vegetables. Alfred sees all. Alfred knows all. And I don't want to deal with his disappointed stare if he finds out I've been letting you all survive on space pizza. This is not altruism. This is me avoiding the wrath of our butler.

[Robins]

Don't ask where I'm getting the money, but we're building a Cave. Or whatever the substitute around here is. My safehouse won't survive three Robins and a demigod.

Just a friendly notice that I expect reports from Earth as it was, okay. Grass green, skies blue, all that shit. And more people than I've ever seen probably

If you'll regale me with stories, I'll pay for the drinks.

[FRANCIS]

Come down from the roof.

[HULK shit BRUCE]

About those thingamajigalings you've been doing.

Could it tell me if I have some half-assed version of the serum running through my veins?

TORUNN

Meet me and Francis on his roof?

I lost Tuesday. Possibly Wednesday too.

[Filtered to Dick and Jason]
Messing with my coffee. Not cool.

"Stay in bed, Jason. You need rest, Jason. Lie down before I make you lie down, Jason."

I've had worse, okay? 'tis but a scratch. The Red Hood Black Knight always triumphs.

Once, just once, I'd like to be asked before a random inter/intra/whatever-dimensional space/time kidnapping occurs. Once. This is so going on my bucket list - or it would if I had one.

Titans sound off?

Characters: Tim Drake (DC Comics AU), Jason Todd (DC Comics AU), Dick Grayson (DC Comics AU)
When/Where: Medical Area, Sunday (?), after Jean lets the patients see more than one person at a time
Rating/Warnings: Character illness (Jason), Language (Jason), possible PTSD mentions (Jason again, maybe all), mentions of death (probably all), possibly more warnings to be added later.

( Spending time in any sort of medical facility was definitely not Tim's ideal way to spend his weekend. )

Giant space head? Talking cosmonaut dog? It must be Friday.

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