Knowhere IC

Frickin' damn it! Warn a guy! Who the hell let me get this drunk?!

[Bat Family]

Happy Birthday, Baby Bird.

... now any clue why I woke up naked in bed with a hot chick I don't know?

[ooc: Forward dated to the 19th.]

I know that we haven't really met yet, but two things:

1. Damian is here.

2. Jay has de-aged and hasn't retained his memories. Damian is messing with him.

So. All the family Heirlooms are missing. And by that I mean weapons. And by that I mean this is annoying.

I need more coffee than is reasonable.

Merci t' 'de smart people got 'de passports workin' again! Only appropriate we throw 'dem a lil' party, non? Real intimate, jus' a few friends, nothin' serious..

Kiddin'.

Down at 'de docks t'night, once 'de sun goes down (you know, if we had a sun, butcha get 'de point). Got food, got alcohol, got a few inappropriate substances. Leave 'de kids at home (less it's Laura) and c'mon down. Plan for most us to not r'member what happened in 'de mornin'. Best kinda nights.

Need some people to cook, need someone has good taste in music, need a couple people with questionable morals. Gonna have fun.

I really, really, really am sorry. I just keep...

Hospital beds aren't big enough. Don't fit three brothers and two dogs. I demand to speak to management.

I'm glad that's all over with. The Troyjans and Ba-bani are back to hating each other again, as it should be. The next time they create world destroying weapons and want to blow each other up? I don't know. Maybe we don't get involved next time.

But on a more serious note I did want to take some time to say thank you to everyone here. It feels like our little space family just got a whole lot bigger. Not a single person came to me to tell us that we should turn ourselves over and you all fought and helped out when it came down to it. I'm grateful. I think we all are and it won't be forgotten.

[Gamora]
Admit it. You bet hard on those dance lessons.

[Meetra]
I'll take you up on those mind lessons. Why not? It's probably not too hard to get inside there and with all the telepaths running around here now... yeah, not a bad idea. It always creeps me out when Cosmo does it.

Back from my impromptu visit to Ba-Banis. 0 out of 5 stars. Do not recommend.

Room service was atrocious, or rather, non-existent. Room itself was cramped and had no comforts at all. Company was great, though. And the floor show upon leaving - fantastic.

d'accord, the talkin dog freaks me out a lil not gonna lie

found the place im gonna sleep, second most important thing on the list

this cajun needs smokes. whos gotem?

Have I just died? Logic would suggest I've been pulled through some kind of temporal-spatial rift. Having just been debriefed by a telepathic canine astronaut, I'm not so sure.

I've seen some things, including the end of the Universe. But I find it hard to believe I missed the enormous inhabited floating head the first time round. Admittedly, my tour guide was rubbish.

Oh. Well. This is different -- Very different --Big head. In space -- Floaty -- Good air -- Smells funny -- seems like maybe there was some trouble recently? -- OH and the the dog -- it's a dog right? -- yes -- Brilliant dog -- Very friendly -- I do like a good friendly do I think -- first time you see -- and this tablet? Very handy.

aaaand I've forgotten my manners. Hello. I'm Jenny.

Hey. Uh. Sorry I missed the big fight. Or not missed so much as landed on you in the middle of it. But I'm not dead, so ... that's good?

I don't really know what's going on. They're saying I've got to stay in the infirmary for a while. And I get that, only I need to ask if another guy showed up here. Spiky blond hair, glowing eyes, might be pretty out of it. Answers to Cloud.

[ Open Comms ]

Finally this place is starting to feel a little more normal.

[ Direct Comms: Torunn ]

So. Hulk and Asgardian land in a floating space head and your friend says...

How're you doing?

This joke is terrible. Blame it on the Star Spangled Idiot. The big one.

[ Direct Comms: Clint Barton(s) and Bobbi ]

So. This bow is awesome. Also, there's a Hulk. Also. These aliens are fucking persistent and really dumb.

[Open Comms]

Well, at least this time I don't have to worry about my favorite Greek joint being turned to rubble by giant invaders from space...

Open Communication: Sent to all comms

Attention all comms. We have a Code Green. Repeat, we have a Code Green.

A couple seconds later. Her voice is dry and sarcastic.

That means the Hulk has come out to play.

After a brief pause.

If you don't know what a Hulk is, steer clear. I am not joking around. Stay away from the big green guy.

But it looks like he's on our side... for now.

That definitely is something to arrive to.

Constant power supply is good though. Almost as much sunshine as home. Not bad, I suppose. I'm Ianto.

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