Knowhere IC

[Private to Twelve (12th Doctor)]

You and I need to have a chat, mate.

As Bird-Boy and Dresden pointed out, ain't no American doin' his rightful job today. Shame on you, Cap. Looks like it's gonna hafta fall to Louisiana t' get 'de job done, if the New Yorker can't do it.

( Happy 'Merica Day )

Brits? Tea sucks.

I haven't seen one person post about acting like an obnoxious American today. Do you know that? Fine. I'll drag myself out of bed and make some burgers. I need sous chefs to handle the coleslaw, corn, and pie.

We can skip the fireworks, thanks. Had enough of those for a while.

[ooc: I have been told Steve is grabbing Fourth of July celebration items, so anyone who'd know that, feel free to clue Clint in. We'll just say he's been resting and preoccupied with Francis and being a dad.]

Hello Knowhere! Hi. Is this thing on?

Pleasure to meet you all. It's a lovely place you guys have here, is this the culmination of everyone's 'mind palace'? My what big eyes it's got.

Anyway, hi, I'm Spider-Man. I've been to space plenty, never lived here though... it's kind of like Star Trek meets Punisher's wet dream.

I like short walks on the beach, I've never read the first two Harry Potter books, I just watched the movies to catch up, I call it soda, and the dress was blue.

I think that answers all the important questions. Now, where are the Borg?

[Private to the Whoniverse Peeps]

I'm letting the Master out of the TARDIS, unsupervised.

This is not up for debate. This is just a warning letting you know.

I haven't forgotten how many of you have a thing against him, and I don't blame you after the things he's done. I'm not trying to downplay the pain and suffering he's caused. But he's been trying, which is more than I've seen him do in centuries, and it's a step in the right direction.

The Master is never going to be a good guy, and he's going to continue to say and do things that'll purposely try to piss you off, but he's promised me he'll be better. And I want to encourage him to be better. The universe will thank us for it.

If he pisses you off, especially over the network, knock yourselves out by pissing him off right back.

Characters: Bill Potts; Open to anyone on or visiting Twelve's TARDIS
When/Where: A couple of days after arriving and settling / Twelve's TARDIS - library
Rating/Warnings: Low / None

( I see things that nobody else sees. )

So, so glad to be here. Well, yes and no. You don't even know. I can finally think. My heads all cleared up. Though, you know, normally when I go traveling, there's a big, blue, sexy box involved. It's not just a wham, bam, thank you ma'am situation. I guess I really don't have to do that essay on free will now. Is it example enough to exercise my free will to say 'not my dimension, not my deadline'?

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