Knowhere IC

Who feels like shooting something? Nonlethally. Impromptu archery class starts in forty-five minutes at The Hovel.

I think I'm going to take up the offer to go to Earth. See if it's worth staying there. It's not home, exactly, but it's probably quieter than here. Might even be a nice change from Gotham.

[Private to Cassie]

This isn't permanent. Dick can check in with me after a few days. Then we can talk about what comes next. Okay?

[Private to Belle]

Do you mind booksitting the library? I'm not going to just up and leave it. Maybe I can pick up a few titles while I'm checking out Earth.

[Private to Dick]

Purely recon, Big Bird. There might be something down there worth finding. I figured the whole move to Earth thing was as a good a cover story as any if I'm going to be awhile.

[Filtered to Cosmo]

Hi. I'm really sorry for threatening you before. I promise I won't do it again, or threaten other people. Can I please have my weapons back?

[ Mom Bobbi ]

So I guess there was some Star Wars thing yesterday. Woulda been cool if you'd shown up. Did you get your sticks? Cosmo kind of reminds me of --

Fuck this

You know, there's an awful lot of people who seem to like roofs here. Just pointing that out.

[ James & Torunn ]

So what are we supposed to do now?

[ DadClint ]

Not bad with the bow, for an old guy.

[Jason & Dick]

Would you mind if I moved across from the two of you?

You people act like you're heroes and want to save people or something, but you're all just ignoring the fact that there are aliens here who look like humans. And if you don't do something, I will

It's come to my attention that this place could use a little culture when it comes to reading materials. I'm putting out a call for like-minded book dragons (worm's a terrible description for serious readers) to brainstorm solutions. A digital library makes a hell of a lot of sense around here. I can handle most of the coding, but I need actual books to put in said library. Hard copies are fine, as long as I can get hold of a digital scanner or find someone to build one.

Who's game?

I rate this place 10/10 for weirdness factor.

Also, I gotta say, 10/10 for the talking canine Cosmonaut. I arrived late last night, or early this morning and decided to try the sleep thing before getting on here to introduce myself.

Handily, that also ruled out the "too much pain medication" theory when I woke up just now still in an alien's head and with a bitch of a backache.

Name's Dick Grayson, it's... good(?) to be here.

Hello!

Any tips for the newly arrived?

May as well make the most of my stay.

Am I supposed to get a job? Because I don't really have any skills.

ETA: [Frank]

You said you have other guns, right? Can you maybe pay me to clean them? I'm pretty sure I know how.

Well. That happened.

[BOBBI]

You want to spar or something?

I can't with parents right now.

[Private to Cassie]

Hey, I'm Matt Murdock. We haven't met but I need to talk to you about something.

I wasn't sure if there were going to be any new creatures to discover here, but I think I've found one. Does anyone know anything about a tentacles type creature? What is it called? What it's purpose? Anything at all?

It looks a bit like ( this )

I have to apologize, I was trying to get a quick sketch before it ran off.

How do I turn cash into those credit things?

[Frank

Elphias is going to kill me Well! It seems I've arrived a bit late, though I had no idea I'd be traveling again so soon. Would anyone care for a cup of tea? I'd offer sweets, but I fed the last of my lemon drops to a dear feathered companion of mine. Phoenixes can be terribly picky when it comes to meals, you know, and I'd hate to make him cross — he's grown large enough to snatch my glasses, and I'm useless without them. I suppose it's my fault for feeding him lemon drops in the first place. [...] Ah, well. Nothing to be done about it now.

More importantly: how do you take your tea?

I want my guns back

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