Knowhere IC

[DadClint Barton (MCU!Canon), MomBobbi Morse, (MCU!Canon), Natasha Romanoff (MCU!Canon)]

[...]Can I borrow a couch for a couple days?

[ Barry ]

Hey, Hammockdude.

[ Next Avengers ]

I moved back to the barracks. Don't look for me in the apartment, okay?

[NEXT AVENGERS]

Should have done this ages ago I handed the keys over to Cosmo, you might want to do the same.

At first I thought this short sword might belong to someone in the house considering how many weapons there are around here, but no one recognizes it. I assume it's another bad delivery attempt. Anyone missing an almost-dagger-sized sword? Describe it and it's yours.

No idea who Black Widow is but this mug is pretty neat. Mystery mug owner, make yourself known otherwise I will add your mug to my collection.

Did someone order a SHIELD jet?

An Invisible something. Feels dick-shaped.

If it's yours, I suggest you get it the fuck out of here before I paint it the rainbow flag. It's in my fucking way.

I knew there had to be more out there, but I wasn't expecting to be thrust into it. I had enough weirdness to last me a lifetime so far.

Coulson, Mack, May, anyone? Or am I the only lucky one to be brought here?

If anybody fucking needs me, don't expect to find me.

[...]fuckThis place.

James, I'll buy you a new chair when I get a job.

Aw I was actually at the doctor's.

And some stupid water planet next. And now some asshole's head.

Why is there a dog that isn't my dog. Someone fix this. I just want my goddamn dog.

[ Natasha Romanoff (MCU) ]

Hello Natasha, think I could bend your ear for a minute?

[ Sharon Carter (AU) ]

Sharon, do you have some time to answer some questions?

[ Bucky (AU) ]

How're you settling in?

[Private to Clint Barton {MCU Canon}, Bobbi Morse {MCU Canon}]

If we pool our resources we can get a 3 bedroom.

I thought about getting a studio, but then I remembered I have to keep an eye on you troublemakers.

[Private to just Bobbi Morse {MCU Canon}]

Do you want to talk about it or just sit? Because I'm coming over.

( Mother's Day gifts left behind for both Natasha Romanoff and Natalia Romanova )

I'm afraid that those who went to Earth have been brought back this evening and are in the medical area being treated for varying, but serious, symptoms. We're still working out exactly what happened. They can receive visitors, but for now just for limited stretches and one visitor at a time, for tonight. That may be adjusted for tomorrow, once we see how they're doing.

My usual sparring partner's fucked off to Earth, so I'm quietly just going to - attempt to both flail and stew over a drink. And just a fair warning, I'm very selective about potential drinking partners.


[TORUNN]

Did you really just fucking ask if his arm was detachable?

[FRANCIS]

Drink with me.

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Is there a gym in this place? I'm not talking treadmills and cross trainers. I mean somewhere with a vault, pommel horse, still rings, horizontal and parallel bars and a decent floor area, maybe a heavy bag too.

If there isn't, is there space to set one up?

HELLO! Did you miss me?

Cosmo made me the official party queen of Knowhere! And by that, I mean that I'll be arranging a little soiree for all us people who were brought to Knowhere. I'm going for a Tiki Lounge sort of feel, with tropical drinks, barbecue, a limbo contest, the whole works! Too bad there's not a beach here, but anyway, we'll make do. For the past week, I've been away. I got to go to Earth, which was weird because it's just like the Earth I know, without Van Dyne Industries, or the Avengers, or even a Sokovia! But I'm back, with a bunch of decorations and other party surprises plus a few things I picked up for myself. The party is going to be on the 20th, so mark your calendars!

Do we have any entertainers in our midst? If you can play and instrument and want to perform, that would be wonderful! Let me know, alright?

Anything interesting happen while I was away?

[Open to All Marvel Characters (from all Universes) but Blocked From Pepper Potts]

Today is Pepper's birthday! She deserves a huge celebration, but I just arrived late last night-cycle, and there's no way I can arrange something that big so quickly. But I have cake from Duane Park Patisserie, and ice cream, and confetti, and balloons, so I thought I'd throw a surprise for her. Please come, no matter which universe you're from. She might not be your Pepper, but she's still Pepper Potts! It'll be held in my studio apartment, room 715, at 6:00 pm. DON'T TELL HER! It's going to be a SURPRISE! If you can all come by 5:45, I want everything set up and everybody hiding so when she comes into my apartment, we can all pop out.

I could use some help decorating and setting things up.

[Private to Pepper Potts]

We have SO MUCH WORK TO DO! For this Tiki Party, that is! We need to go over details, including location. I'm a bit jet lagged from traveling back from Earth, and I have a lot of unpacking to do, so could you come to my apartment later? Say, at 6:00 tonight? Pleeeeeease? It won't take long, I just want to show you the amazing things I brought.

[Private to Natasha (MCU Canon)]

I need another drink.

[Private to Bobbi (MCU Canon)]

Well. Shit.

You know if I wanted to show up in a big giant alien space head with a dog that could talk to me...

...I'd find something else to want.

Steve Rogers (616, Canon), Peggy Carter (MCU, Canon) Bobbi Morse (MCU, Canon) Clint Barton (MCU, Canon), Natasha Romanoff (MCU, Canon), "Nancy" (616, Canon), Sharon Carter (616, AU)

All of you have some sort of connection to SHIELD in your home world.

I have been thinking about this since arriving. I'm thinking we need to pool resources and the information that we have. As SHIELD or former SHIELD Agents, I think we all want to protect people on one level or another. The problem with this place is not knowing how we are arriving here that anyone could arrive. While I believe Cosmo will do his best to not allow them out there is always a chance that some might slip through.

So the point of this is two fold

1. We need information
2. We need to protect people here who cannot protect themselves

Bobbi, as you probably have all seen has opened up a gun range and sparring center for people to use. I know a lot of us will be using it to keep up our skills but offering beginning lessons would be good too. Bobbi, were you planning something like this?

I've spoken to Peggy about this who agrees with me. We need to also keep an ear out for information that might be of use. I'm sure we all are anyway as it is probably second nature by now. Peggy has gotten a job as a bar tender while I've managed to get one as Peter Quill's assistant.

There are a lot of people who can come and go from here. We don't know who they are and I don't like that. I'd therefore like to keep an ear to the ground for anyone who might have arrived or arrives who might be a danger to the people arriving here from other worlds such as us and won't be able to protect themselves if need be.

If you are interested in helping, can you let me know? Also if you might know anyone else who might be interested in it? I've written to the Avengers from all our worlds as well.

Steve Rogers (616, Canon), Peggy Carter (MCU, Canon) Bobbi Morse (MCU, Canon) Clint Barton (MCU, Canon), Natasha Romanoff (MCU, Canon), "Nancy" (616, Canon), Sharon Carter (616, AU), Scott Lang (MCU Canon), Stephen Strange (MCU Canon), Wanda Maximoff (MCU Canon) Bruce Banner (MCU AU), Janet Van Dyne (MCU AU), Pepper Potts (MCU AU), Sam Wilson (MCU AU), James Rogers (Animated Canon)

With the Guardians traveling over the Galaxy doing their jobs. I have been thinking that perhaps there should be a task force such as the Avengers in case anything might happen while they are away?

Frank Castle

What are you doing job wise here? I didn't ask when we caught up.

Padme Amidala

Hello,

I saw that you are Cosmo's assistance. My name is Maria Hill. I've been brought on as an assistant to Peter Quill so I imagine we shall have a bit to do with one another.