Knowhere IC

Anyone missing a "The more people I meet the more I love my dog" tee shirt? It's green. I've never had a dog, it's not mine. It's on my bed in the barracks if you want to go get it. I'll be at the Med Bay.

[Private to James Rogers]
I have your blood results.

[Private to Tony Stark]
Why would you build a box named the Hulkbox? Is there something I don't know?

My vision, gone before, has returned to me. While Force Sight is a valuable resource, within this area it only aided a little.

I must thank the team I traveled with.

[Dr.Banner]

Might I ask if anything unusual has turned up in my blood samples?

The testing on Xandar went about as well as we expected it would. We had very similar results to what we saw on Earth. It looks like we can only spend about 72 hours max outside of Knowhere before the body starts shutting down. Hopefully we'll have more concrete answers after we go through all of the data.

[Private to Marvel peeps, all fandoms]
Now that I'm back from Xandar I want to discuss this properly. Who can tell me about the Red Hulk? In a way that won't upset me. I'm here with Mantis and Cosmo, just in case.

Just a friendly notice that I expect reports from Earth as it was, okay. Grass green, skies blue, all that shit. And more people than I've ever seen probably

If you'll regale me with stories, I'll pay for the drinks.

[FRANCIS]

Come down from the roof.

[HULK shit BRUCE]

About those thingamajigalings you've been doing.

Could it tell me if I have some half-assed version of the serum running through my veins?

TORUNN

Meet me and Francis on his roof?

[Private to Natalia Romanova]

You wanted those test results as soon as I got them, right?

Does space head do coffee.

Say yes.

[STEVE]

How does one [...] dad?

[KID BARTON HAWKEYE KID BLONDIE MINI-BOBBI FRANCIS]

You wanna grab some food? My treat.

They have bubble bath here.

[James Rogers]
Ok.

[Bucky Barnes]
Don't die.

I'm afraid that those who went to Earth have been brought back this evening and are in the medical area being treated for varying, but serious, symptoms. We're still working out exactly what happened. They can receive visitors, but for now just for limited stretches and one visitor at a time, for tonight. That may be adjusted for tomorrow, once we see how they're doing.

I'm looking for volunteers who would be willing to come in and let me do a couple of tests. Nothing terribly invasive, but I'm afraid it will be timely. I don't have much in the way of compensation, but I can offer a free doctor's visit and free meds, a little bit of cash... er credits. I would be taking blood samples, DNA samples, have you fill out a short questionnaire and then sit for an interview about the universe you come from. Any information collected would be for my own personal research and use. It would not be shared with anyone else and would be kept completely private.

Right. Uh. Let me know if you're interested in the comments and I can get you set up.

HELLO! Did you miss me?

Cosmo made me the official party queen of Knowhere! And by that, I mean that I'll be arranging a little soiree for all us people who were brought to Knowhere. I'm going for a Tiki Lounge sort of feel, with tropical drinks, barbecue, a limbo contest, the whole works! Too bad there's not a beach here, but anyway, we'll make do. For the past week, I've been away. I got to go to Earth, which was weird because it's just like the Earth I know, without Van Dyne Industries, or the Avengers, or even a Sokovia! But I'm back, with a bunch of decorations and other party surprises plus a few things I picked up for myself. The party is going to be on the 20th, so mark your calendars!

Do we have any entertainers in our midst? If you can play and instrument and want to perform, that would be wonderful! Let me know, alright?

Anything interesting happen while I was away?

[Open to All Marvel Characters (from all Universes) but Blocked From Pepper Potts]

Today is Pepper's birthday! She deserves a huge celebration, but I just arrived late last night-cycle, and there's no way I can arrange something that big so quickly. But I have cake from Duane Park Patisserie, and ice cream, and confetti, and balloons, so I thought I'd throw a surprise for her. Please come, no matter which universe you're from. She might not be your Pepper, but she's still Pepper Potts! It'll be held in my studio apartment, room 715, at 6:00 pm. DON'T TELL HER! It's going to be a SURPRISE! If you can all come by 5:45, I want everything set up and everybody hiding so when she comes into my apartment, we can all pop out.

I could use some help decorating and setting things up.

[Private to Pepper Potts]

We have SO MUCH WORK TO DO! For this Tiki Party, that is! We need to go over details, including location. I'm a bit jet lagged from traveling back from Earth, and I have a lot of unpacking to do, so could you come to my apartment later? Say, at 6:00 tonight? Pleeeeeease? It won't take long, I just want to show you the amazing things I brought.

Who's this other flying asshole? Who's the flying guy?

Ugh. Fucking guy with rings. Fucking brown outs. FUCKING SHITTY ASS SECURITY.

Reminder to myself that if I ever go back home, I need to coax Tony into downloading J.A.C.O.S.T.A. to Ultron's trophy room. Stat.

What do I talk to about sleeping arrangements?

Bloodstains. I helped.

Could you all make a little bit more noise in the barracks?

You're all being way too fucking quiet, and I can't sleep.

[NATASHA ROMANOFF]

[...] Hey.

Uh, how does breakfast sound?

You're all fucking exhausting, how do you talk so much?

Well this oughtta teach me not to say I don't feel challenged enough.

Sound off on who's here.

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