Knowhere IC

Okay so, the talking dog is the coolest thing ever. Actually pretty much all of this is the coolest thing ever.

Oh hey I found this under my bed, can I keep it?

( insert one photo of a tribble on a bed in the barracks. )

Who: Sara Ryder & Alphonse Elric
What: Al gets to meet a hamster!
When: Evening, after this.
Where: The Normandy.
Rating: PG
Status: Closed - In Progress

( He didn't want to be alone out here anymore. )

Tribbles have managed to cause multiple power outages in the Med Bay. (There's a sentence I never thought I'd write.) Are there any generators around or someone willing to head to Earth and pick one up for us? We should probably have a couple generators here in case of emergency anyway.

I'm not usually one for social media, but I hear this is where one goes to meet the locals and I'm told secluding oneself to nothing but outrageously good sex isn't good for you. I beg to differ, but I'm a pleaser so here I am. Elektra Natchios. I'd say it's nice to meet you, but I imagine I don't really care one way or another.

While I'm very appreciate of getting to see a real-life pop culture moment that I've actually seen on TV, this might be too much of a good thing for me.

[...] They were in my boots this morning. I don't like But I guess it beats Lego.

With as exciting as it is to see real life Tribbles...

Well, I think that just about anyone can finish that thought for me.