Knowhere IC

Castiel, do you have the keys to the Impala? I'd like to look in the trunk.

[KITTY]

I don't know how to do the picture thing, but I have chocolate cake for ten, and Grey Goose vodka.

[HAWKEYE AND EDWARD, SEPERATELY]

Got what you wanted. Come pick it up at the barracks?

So I've been playing around trying to see if I can get my passport to operate on my webware, so it's all in one interface, but it's definitely not working. The technology in the passports is just fascinating. The programming it staking just a bit to get used to, I think I've got nearly all of it down, but it's definitely got some odd characters in it. Probably space stuff that's a bit beyond anything I've messed with on Earth.

Also I've heard, now that I've been here awhile, that this place is prone to some invasions of alien forces. Now I know we have a rather large amount of people who can handle themselves in the event of an attack, but that doesn't mean everyone can, nor does it mean everyone's completely protected. Back where I'm from, I actually created a bunch of non-lethal weaponry for SHIELD that I also used to operate more securely as Spider-Man. I would be willing to help design weapons of that sort for here, if anyone was willing to let me. It depends on the resources we have here of course, though if I can make a trip to earth, getting the nano-tech necessary for a large portion of my equipment wouldn't be... too hard.

But I don't want to do anything that steps on toes, disrupts balanced life here, or even makes people feel uneasy so I'm putting it out there first and foremost.

Someone want to explain why everyone I know just disappeared? Remy, Laura, Kitty, Ororo. That mean I'm next? Where the fuck did they go?

Excuse me but WHAT THE FUCK.

If anyone needs me I'll be in Starlins for like a week.

Some advice? If you need me, you should maybe ask yourself more than once if you do.

My face is just breaking hearts wherever I go. Sometimes bodies, too. I'd apologize, but this isn't the first time. I will say it again, for good measure. If someone with my face shows up, with a nice little name tag on his neck, don't corner him. Just slowly back away, and I'll [...] talk him down. But I do want to shoot something. Is there a place?

But okay, back to your scheduled programming now.