Knowhere IC

Hey Knowhere,

Mi nombre es Carlos Ramirez, you can call me Carlos or Ramirez. I'm from California, that's on Earth.

The talking dog said I should find a job, but since my usual job ain't something I'm particularly inclined to do here, I guess it's a good time to do something I like, right? I keep saying it, but this is vacation for me, so don't mind while I sit back and chill.

Where you from? Hell, what did any of you do before coming here? I was a Warden, means I was responsible for upholding the magical laws in our community.

Alright people, it's poker night. You all know how this works by now I'd assume but, if you're one of the new arrivals we've picked up, here's the long and short. My name is Adeleis Shepard and once upon a time I beat Rocket for the right to run the card games. We play cards weekly for units. Sometimes for good causes sometimes because we just like to play cards. Cheating and powers don't fly unless we've set up a special game ahead of time and, well, the general idea is to get drunk and have fun. If you're interested, go ahead and let me know and I'll make sure there's room for you at the table.

Secondarily. I know I've worked with some of you regarding pilot training and the RIV. I'd like to keep that up of course, but also my own ship has shown up. Unfortunately, she's shown up sans her crew save for a very helpful computer. That being said, as I have every intention of making sure the ship stays in good, working order (since he knows what we might need it for next), she's going to need people who know how to work Engineering, mechanics, computer systems...all things to some degree outside my pay grade and not at all what I'm about to foist on my lovely friends here just so we can gallivant around the galaxy or shoot things that maybe try and invade our home here. If you think you've got the qualifications and you're interested, let me know. We'll set up a walk through of the ship. If it seems like it'll work out, I've got the majority of the technical information (even if I don't understand some of it) available for you to look at. I can offer pilot training there as well, but don't expect the ship to be very nice to you. She was pretty partial to the last guy who sat in that chair.

Lastly, for the Technical and Medical People. As the Normandy has arrived and, near as I can tell, everything's up and running properly, I've got some services I'd like to open up to you. The ship, at least where I'm from, was pretty state of the art in all its bells and whistles. This, as it was originally designed to be a stealth, combat, and research vessel, includes a very well stocked Lab and Med-Bay, complete with a Medi-Gel dispenser (which I'm hoping maybe we can reverse engineer because it would save you guys lot of time and trouble) as well as a Dermal Regenerative Unit, kind of like the Cradle as I understand it, but only a little slower. I'm not sure how easy it would be to get these things out of here, but I do want you to know they're available to work with if you'd like to come look at them.

[ Cosmo, The Guardians, Bobbi Morse, and Other trainers at The Hovel ]

The Normandy did also come with a, surprisingly, well stocked armory. She must have come from right after II've gone ahead and had the ship lock it down for now, but I would be more than happy to open it up if you wanted to add some pieces to the local arms and armor we've got present. Most of the stuff is pretty standard fare in terms of firearms. There's a few more oddball tech pieces in here, and a few things that the general populace has absolutely zero need to get their hands on. If you'd like to come take a look, or have any questions or concerns about any of this, please don't hesitate to let me know.

[ End Filter ]

Shepard, Out.

[ Peter Parker ]

Hey Peter. You're going to have to forgive an old man for losing track of his time up in Space, but I wanted to take a minute to wish you a Happy Birthday and let you know, when and if you want it, there's a trip to New York to a hot dog cart of your choice, my treat.

[ Sabo ]

Sounds like you had quite a good time the other night, so I just figured I'd take a minute to check in. How's my favorite flamethrower?

Hey cranky Gandalf, want to see a space ship? I'm taking a little trip with Shepard and Jyn, but once we're back want a tour of the Normandy?

Shepard says bring your cranky friend Grey, something about a chess match, and see if York wants to come along. Bring Bob if he promises not to corrupt SAM too much, we can let them nerd out.

[Filtered to Sabo]

[No where near as accomplished as Sabo, but the Cajun doesn't care -- his singing voice is just fine, thanks! As long as you're comparing him to dying sheep.]

"Show me 'de way't'go home, bum bum
I'm tire' an' I wanna t'bed!
I had uh lil' drink 'bout an hour ago
An' it gone righ' t'm'head!
Wherever I may roam, bum bum
O' land o' sea o' foam,
Can always hear me singin' 'dis song
Show me 'de way t' go home."

Y' know, y' wanna go out partyin' an' get trashe', shoul' letta guy know, coulda taken y' home an' taken 'vantage of ya.

Do not fear me! Ours is a peaceful race, and we must live in harmony! [...] Too much? Too much.

Let's try this again. [...] Hello. I'm Wash.