Knowhere IC

Who: Ed Elric & York
What: Ed tries to escape Med Bay
When: A few hours after this *backdated to when Ed arrived*
Where: The Infirmary
Rating: High for possible bad language and mentions of violence.
Status: Log - Complete

( The Colonel had asked him to keep an eye on the ‘kid’. )

Who: Colonel Mustang & York
What: Some soldier bonding.
When: Half an hour after this
Where: The Barracks
Rating: High for possible bad language and mentions of violence.
Status: Log - Complete

( Harry had been staring him down like he was something that needed to be beaten into submission. )

Who: Harry Dresden & Castiel
What: Lady!Cas and Unfortunate!Harry
When: Second day of Trope
Where: The Marketplace
Rating: Probably pretty low.
Status: Log - Complete

( It’d been a rather difficult day for her. )

Master Todd, you appear to have lost track of your dog. Do come collect him.

[Bat Family]

I am quite certain I taught you more responsibility than this. I assume you will let me know if I should dispatch Master Bruce to assist you, should you find yourself in more trouble than you can manage.

motherfucking bollocks

How do you people live like this? Your senses are so dull.

It's a new day.. I didn't wake up to the sound of explosions today, so it's already shaping up to be better than yesterday. Is everyone still on the right side of the ground? No new crisis? Everything just about the same as they were last night?

( Multiple filters )

[Castiel]

You said you wouldn't leave. And guess what? You left!

Where are you, Cas? Come home.

Or least let me know you're alive.

My namesake just showed up in a blue onesie. Heard crying and went out to see what all the commotion was and I got mowed down by two other small humans screaming "Aunt Nat!!" at me. A breastfeeding Laura is here too. I wasn't sure I'd ever see this many Bartons all in one place again, but we're still missing one.

They didn't show up on Morag, but in the apartment. I'm guessing this has something to do with all the craziness going on around here? Let's hope they stick around.

[Private to Matt Murdock]
You've got some explaining to do.

(OOC: Bruce is de-aged to college times pre-hulk)

I don't remember signing up for a mission to space. Someone want to tell me what's going on here?

I have a green sister and a tree friend.

Who: Goodman Grey & Castiel (1610-Gambit Cameo)
What: Lady!Cas and Human!Goodman
When: Second day of Trope
Where: The 200 block of the Barracks
Rating: High for possible language.
Status: Log - Complete

( Castiel knew how this man felt. )

Alfred said I should apologize for acting like you were all trying to ransom me for loads of money. Sorry.

I'm Jason, and it's really not so bad here.

[Private to Everybody Except Mels]

Right. So, if you come across somebody who looks like this, responds to the name Mels and/or is looking for the Doctor, play dumb and pretend you don't know who the Doctor is or where to find him.

Oh yeah, and don't let her know I'm the Doctor. Until further notice, refer to me as 'the Professor'.

Long story short, River Song reverted to her previous regeneration, Mels, who was raised from an infant to assassinate me. She's been trained to recognize all my past faces, but she wouldn't know this one. I'm trying to keep her contained in the TARDIS for as long as I can. but I've got to trick her into trusting me. Got it? Good. I don't feel like repeating myself.

[Private Mels]

Mel? Are you there? Can you read this?

I just had to save the same person from falling off a roof twice in thirty seconds. By accident. I'm going out on a limb and saying we're not in Kansas anymore.

Characters: Dean Winchester and Castiel (Both SPN Canon)
When/Where: Some time after this. Near where Baby is parked outside the Barracks.
Rating/Warnings: Rated P for PIE. May contain course language.

( don't trust the space sludge )

This is so unfair! Everyone else has fun, weird stuff happening to them and I get nothing! Seriously Giant Head universe? Nothing at all? Give me a break!

I still haven't quite worked out just what's going on or how I got to here, but judging from the hilarious posts on this thing about missing eyes, kidnapped children, and people being turned into dog chew toys, I think I'm much better off stuck in this wacky fun-house from space. There's an anti-gravity room in here! And a zoo filled with creatures that look straight out of a small child's sketchpad.

So how are we all doing? Do the felt people still have all their stuffing? Is there anyone else roaming the halls of a big blue box, or am I the lucky one?

When I find out which of those primitive little monkeys triggered my regeneration, I will make their life a living hell.

Right... so what's a girl got to do in order to be shown a good time here on the Giant Space Head?