Knowhere IC

I could really go for some Bat Burger right about now. Yes, I eat junk food. I just don't eat it all the time, unlike some people I could name. But my leg's sore, and I don't want to stand around in my kitchen long enough to cook. I swear that place has ruined me for fries from anywhere else. Those fries are probably the only reason it's still standing. Even the lowlifes respect the fries.

I haven't seen one person post about acting like an obnoxious American today. Do you know that? Fine. I'll drag myself out of bed and make some burgers. I need sous chefs to handle the coleslaw, corn, and pie.

We can skip the fireworks, thanks. Had enough of those for a while.

[ooc: I have been told Steve is grabbing Fourth of July celebration items, so anyone who'd know that, feel free to clue Clint in. We'll just say he's been resting and preoccupied with Francis and being a dad.]

who: Integra and Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate Canon)
where: Their house
when: nowish
what: Alucard checks on his Master.
warnings: Alucard being a creeper. Probably some innuendo and Alucard making suggestions of violence. Discharge of firearms into a vampire is likely.

( He fussed, stalked, and generally made a nuisance of himself. )

As Bird-Boy and Dresden pointed out, ain't no American doin' his rightful job today. Shame on you, Cap. Looks like it's gonna hafta fall to Louisiana t' get 'de job done, if the New Yorker can't do it.

( Happy 'Merica Day )

Brits? Tea sucks.

Had there been a bit more bloodshed and brawling, I might have referred to today's feast as truly Asgardian in its proportions. I am pleased to see this tradition is alive and well on Midgard and greatly appreciate tales of your battles for Independence.

[ Hawke ]

As we appear to have found some downtime, I would welcome the chance to begin training you in armoursmithing, should you still wish it.

[ Her Strike team {Torunn, Harry, The Doctor (12), Alucard, Kara, and Diana} ]
I trust you are all well?