[Posting as the Red Hood]In case any of you thought I got my ass handed to me in the mines, surprise! I'm still here. Like a cockroach. Might be one or two miners who aren't. Bad idea to pull a gun on a guy like me, even a space gun.
Point is, I got the funds to set something up for any kids who come through and don't have anyone to look out for them. I'm setting up an account to keep the money in trust. A small percentage is going into investments to keep the fund at the current level or better. I'd like to say I'll always have the kids' backs, but I know better than to make promises I can't keep. The fund's got to be able to take care of itself without me.
Anyone who wants to contribute to the fund or help administer it, check in with me. I'll get you set up if you're the trustworthy sort. If not, I might take you out back and shoot you for trying to steal from kids.